Apparently in the wake wake of the VW emissions scandal, it has been found that most Audi cars have a knobhead in it, and that it is usually behind the steering wheel. Obviously they are not factory fitted, which gets Audi off the hook.

Why do folk with daft expensive shite (private regs, for example, not Audis) always seem to think any derision aimed at such things is based in envy?

It usually is

It usually is

It alway is the envious bastards

According to whom? The wearers of the Balanitis, that's who...It's as simplistic as saying a man driving a Ferrari must have a tiny cock (cue photo of Kanu or someone driving a Ferrari ).

It usually is

Not when it comes to people who try and get a personal plate but can't get the one they want, so go for the nearest equivalent which just looks shite

Further to it, if someone's a scruffy, sloppy and smelly mess, without good reason, it wouldn't be thought 'snobbery' to be critical. So why is finding worthy of derision sommat like someone swaggering about like a cock in £400 trainers seen as being borne of jealousy and resentment? I'm not saying people shouldn't, personal freedom and all that, but don't be thinking folk think it's shite because they're skint and envious.

Edited October 1, 201510 yr by Youri McAnespie

I think the one that Big E has on his new car is OK though

 

BMW X5 owners who buy a private plate that starts X5

 

Like everyone else on the road needs it reinforcing what model car you're driving, when they blot out the fucking sun to start with.

 

A shower of vainglorious popinjay small dicked shitpots if ever there were any.

Edited October 1, 201510 yr by Spider

beautifully demonstrated here

 

 

reminds me of that peter kay thing

 

"it's me, marc parc, ignore the numbers"

BMW X5 owners who buy a private plate that starts X5

 

Like everyone else on the road needs it reinforcing what model car you're driving, when they blot out the fucking sun to start with.

 

A shower of vainglorious popinjay small dicked shitpots if ever there were any.

This with personalised bells on

Saw some bellend today drive past Cassie's in a 911. I know it was a 911 as the numberplate also had this on.

 

They looked a right cunt driving through Top O'th' Brow. "Ooh look at me, my numberplate cost more than your house". Twat.

I have a new Audi and a private reg so fuck you lot

 

I hate the poor scutter twats who bang on about other folk and what they have, sort your shit out and get yourself a good paying job you peasants

It's a proper gay number plate to be fair.

 

Also the only thing worse than a private plate is having one and not putting it on your car for 12 months

Edited October 1, 201510 yr by Big E

Saw some bellend today drive past Cassie's in a 911. I know it was a 911 as the numberplate also had this on.

They looked a right cunt driving through Top O'th' Brow. "Ooh look at me, my numberplate cost more than your house". Twat.

Black one by any chance? Pushed one off a drive a couple of times in the past. Soon as it snows on that hill they're sodding useless.

Personalised reg plates=owner is a spud. Most pointless things going. (Sorry MR58)

mrs casino has a plate with her initials on

 

its far from expensive as it means she'll drive something far older than she would normally

In one.

I've got a ten year old Picasso. Me and Ronnie Pickering. Hard as nails.

Black one by any chance? Pushed one off a drive a couple of times in the past. Soon as it snows on that hill they're sodding useless.

A bit like BMW's

Personalised reg plates=owner is a spud. Most pointless things going. (Sorry MR58)

No further questions your honour

Saw some bellend today drive past Cassie's in a 911. I know it was a 911 as the numberplate also had this on.

 

They looked a right cunt driving through Top O'th' Brow. "Ooh look at me, my numberplate cost more than your house". Twat.

 

 

Why do people spend £100,000 on a car?

Why do people spend £100,000 on a car?

Because they can

the EX wife has a boyfriend ( a white one ) he has a Audi

 

the CUNT

I'd love a porsche but not too fussed about a beemer or audi. Not just because they seem to be driven by cunts with no understanding of the highway code.

 

Given that sort of money to spend on a car I'd go for a land rover defender with all the bells and whistles.

Why do people spend £100,000 on a car?

Why not. My pet dingle is getting himself a Ferrari when he sells some land he's been sat on for years because, as tyldesley says, he can.

Then again he has a personised plate too

bloke next door to me has three ferraris and a hearse

Why not. My pet dingle is getting himself a Ferrari when he sells some land he's been sat on for years because, as tyldesley says, he can.

Then again he has a personised plate too

 

I spent 65k on a totally loaded X5. Not the wisest financial thing i ever did in my life and now I wish i had the cash, but boy  this son of an immigrant boy from the village did well enough to spunk his money how he wanted! 

 

I still love the memory of that car. Pre  heated seats and internal air con which warmed the car up in the coldest winter we ever had in eons in 2009/10 at a push of a button from inside the house! Ploughing through snow sat tall listening to my array of life collection of music from my iPod on the control system. 

 

You only live once!

Edited October 1, 201510 yr by bgoefc

 

You only live once!

That's what he says too and you're both right!