is that it now game over no chance of POTUS

 

Rayguns out

Just now, jmjhb said:

I once threw a kettle over a pub in Chichester, what have you done?

I was violent with a whiff whaff bat once

6 minutes ago, leadfrog1 said:

Nah i just so happen to have a masters degree from MBS in Manchester, not that you know what that is.

Are you sure, you little tinker

Not doubting the degree, for avoidance of doubt, just where it came from

Could you be specific as you don't strike me as mbs quality

 

Edited June 24, 20205 yr by Casino

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Are you sure, you little tinker

Not doubting the degree, for avoidance of doubt, just where it came from

Could you be specific as you don't strike me as mbs quality

 

He’s just googling the options now, won’t be a minute.

My Money says he goes with Marketing.

2 minutes ago, Casino said:

Are you sure, you little tinker

Not doubting the degree, for avoidance of doubt, just where it came from

Could you be specific as you don't strike me as mbs quality

 

You want my to talk about cyber physical systems in Manufactoring and the synergy between it and other industry 4.0 technologies?

6 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

I once threw a kettle over a pub in Chichester, what have you done?

I once threw a pub over a kettle in Chichester

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Good

back on topic.

You never answered about the wall he was building in Colorado

Nah I want to hear ab

Just now, kent_white said:

I once threw a pub over a kettle in Chichester

I once threw up outside a pub in the village.

Nice to see labour partys green party allies finally showing their true colours.

Edited June 24, 20205 yr by leadfrog1
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Just now, kent_white said:

I once threw a pub over a kettle in Chichester

I once pissed in someone's kettle at a house party, and watched them brew up the next day 

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

He’s just googling the options now, won’t be a minute.

My Money says he goes with Marketing.

I think he’s a shining light in Times of darkness. Has brought a new level on intellect to the place. Breath of fresh air. 
 

welcome @leadfrog1 welcome to the club 

3 minutes ago, leadfrog1 said:

You want my to talk about cyber physical systems in Manufactoring and the synergy between it and other industry 4.0 technologies?

Yes

I do.

We've just spent £1.3mill on new machinery for the factory so I’d be keen to hear your views on the synergy aspect between that and the more elderly orbitals we have.

Thanks

Edited June 24, 20205 yr by Spider

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

I once threw up outside a pub in the village.

I shat myself full blown in a pub in the village. Had to be hosed down when I got home 😁. Only thought it was a little fart as well. 

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Yes

I do.

We've just spent £1.3mill on new machinery for the factory so I’d be keen to here your views on the synergy aspect between that and the more elderly orbitals we have.

Thanks

The key to making it work is getting buy in from the employees, and creating managment structures which are designed with the express purpose of creating value with in lean environments. What level of matury is the system, is it at cognition level?

Edited June 24, 20205 yr by leadfrog1
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1 minute ago, leadfrog1 said:

The key to making it work is getting buy in from the employees, and creating managment structures which are designed with the express purpose of creating value with in lean environments.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

<sharp intake of breath>
 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i hope they didn’t make you pay for this qualification.

Which masters is it? https://www.alliancembs.manchester.ac.uk/study/masters/

26 minutes ago, leadfrog1 said:

The daft racist with a non white wife...that's why ive been laughing at your stupidity the entire time.

I picked Diane abbot because shes a fucking retard, nothing to do with the colour of her skin, i could equally pick naz shar in the labour party who said victims of muslim rape gangs should stfu for the sake of diversity.

Mail order. Nailed on. 

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

<sharp intake of breath>
 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i hope they didn’t make you pay for this qualification.

Which masters is it? https://www.alliancembs.manchester.ac.uk/study/masters/

I fail to see whats funny?

10 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I shat myself full blown in a pub in the village. Had to be hosed down when I got home 😁. Only thought it was a little fart as well. 

My ex wife was a beauty therapist, and when we were young one of the bedrooms in the house was converted to her treatment room.

The head end of the bed in the treatment room was up against the wall. The other side of the wall was the bog.

I wasn't allowed to have a shit when a client was in.

Came home from work one day proper dying for a shit. 

Heard the "treatment music" coming from upstairs.  I had about 30 seconds to shit somewhere. 

Did it in the washing up bowl. 

Edited June 24, 20205 yr by peelyfeet

20 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Not just today pal. Stick around we need some more like minded individuals 

Another one for your doomed assault on the Bosch trenches with Bolty?😀

if you want a more detailed answer, where should i send my invoice?

1 minute ago, peelyfeet said:

My ex wife was a beauty therapist, and when we were young one of the bedrooms in the house was converted to her treatment room.

The head end of the bed in the treatment room was up against the wall. The other side of the wall was bog.

I wasn't allowed to have a shit when a client was in.

Came home from work one day proper dying for a shit. 

Heard the "treatment music"  I had about 30 seconds to shit somewhere. 

Did it in the washing up bowl. 

Arse wiped on a tea towel?

Just now, leadfrog1 said:

if you want a more detailed answer, where should i send my invoice?

Seriously

Which masters have you got?

Its not me you need to send any invoices to.

😁😁😁

12 minutes ago, leadfrog1 said:

You want my to talk about cyber physical systems in Manufactoring and the synergy between it and other industry 4.0 technologies?

Give me a bell at about 23.30. I’ve been struggling getting to sleep recently.

Just now, peelyfeet said:

My ex wife was a beauty therapist, and when we were young one of the bedrooms in the house was converted to her treatment room.

The head end of the bed in the treatment room was up against the wall. The other side of the wall was bog.

I wasn't allowed to have a shit when a client was in.

Came home from work one day proper dying for a shit. 

Heard the "treatment music"  I had about 30 seconds to shit somewhere. 

Did it in the washing up bowl. 

😁😁😁. I would and will shit anywhere. Side of a road. In a bush. In someone’s garden. Not an issue. I have terrible bowels and when I have to go I have to go. I needed a shit on way home from a walk other week. Couldn’t hold it in. Agony. Got to 250 yards from home and thought I need to try and let some wind out see if it stops forcing it out. Wind didn’t come out. About half a pound of runny shite. Got home and missus was out talking to the neighbors on the drive. I gave her the grimaced face look and she backed away from the door to let me in as I nodded and went straight to the downstairs loo. Neighbors must have heard the sound of it and my relief. Can’t be helped though 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

😁😁😁. I would and will shit anywhere. Side of a road. In a bush. In someone’s garden. Not an issue. I have terrible bowels and when I have to go I have to go. I needed a shit on way home from a walk other week. Couldn’t hold it in. Agony. Got to 250 yards from home and thought I need to try and let some wind out see if it stops forcing it out. Wind didn’t come out. About half a pound of runny shite. Got home and missus was out talking to the neighbors on the drive. I gave her the grimaced face look and she backed away from the door to let me in as I nodded and went straight to the downstairs loo. Neighbors must have heard the sound of it and my relief. Can’t be helped though 

Na then, did you wash the under keks, or waz them?

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Seriously

Which masters have you got?

Its not me you need to send any invoices to.

😁😁😁

Sorry but that's confidential, due to the nature of my current work