Feck off...

 

 

Beware it's out there..

Fuck Off!!

 

I'm not a cack hander

Apologies, no you're not. You're just ginger so your mutation is probably worse.

Gonchy, Sweep and myself are left handers so it's probably a mutation.

Oh, shit.

I wasn't worried about It until now.

Up for work at 5.15 and lay in bed with fucking Ebola.

 

I'd like to quietly and quickly pass in my sleep

Another crack hander here, but I survived!

I've got this off junior jules

 

Fuck me I'm shaking like a shitting dog, weak as a kitten, boiling and freezing, headaches, dehydration, projectlie vomit and a horrible case of the clippety's.

 

Banished to the back room so she can sleep while I shake, toss and turn and moan and groan. And that's not to one of the Gonch's WhatsApp messages either.

 

My word I am shit at being ill.

Just filled quarter of a baby bath with watery puke.

 

What fun

Thinly veiled "I want Monday off".

Why come on here and risk everyone else catching it? Selfish and bang out of order that...

Baby is 21months, been at nursery a year. Reckon ive had more colds and bugs in that yr than previous 7-8yrs combined

Just filled quarter of a baby bath with watery puke.

 

 

 

What sort of twisted individual are you, most people just use warm water 

Baby is 21months, been at nursery a year. Reckon ive had more colds and bugs in that yr than previous 7-8yrs combined

We were such the other day.

 

There's someone ill in my house every week.

 

Conjunctivitis was the last one.

You lot either need to man the fuck up or do what I do and avoid contact with other humans.

I've got this off junior jules

 

Fuck me I'm shaking like a shitting dog, weak as a kitten, boiling and freezing, headaches, dehydration, projectlie vomit and a horrible case of the clippety's.

 

Banished to the back room so she can sleep while I shake, toss and turn and moan and groan. And that's not to one of the Gonch's WhatsApp messages either.

 

My word I am shit at being ill.

How is Jnr Jules now?

How is Jnr Jules now?

 

 

It's not pleasant in the Jules household, the chubby little bald chap is shitting and puking all over the place and generally gurgling and being incoherent....... Jude is OK though 

It's not pleasant in the Jules household, the chubby little bald chap is shitting and puking all over the place and generally gurgling and being incoherent....... Jude is OK though

 

He's still got diarrhoea. Thought he was over it yesterday & had just passed it to me but he had a bad night. He's just been fed and apparently it was dripping off his chair before Mrs Jules realised what was going on.

 

meanwhile I've not left bed, except the numerous trips to the loo.

 

Gotta feel for Mrs Jules

 

He's still got diarrhoea. Thought he was over it yesterday & had just passed it to me but he had a bad night. He's just been fed and apparently it was dripping off his chair before Mrs Jules realised what was going on.

 

meanwhile I've not left bed, except the numerous trips to the loo.

 

Gotta feel for Mrs Jules

"getting better" would have sufficed

"getting better" would have sufficed

Unfortunately I have nothing better to do

Nowt to do with Norovirus.

 

It was eating Shit with sugar on for breakfast

 

Not forgetting the Rhinestone Cowboys in your leisure time!

Nowt to do with Norovirus.

 

It was eating Shit with sugar on for breakfast

 

Not forgetting the Rhinestone Cowboys in your leisure time!

Ha, I don't know what it was on those refried beans but it certainly wasn't sugar

 

I was going to get you a Stetson but I couldn't find a red one

Her folks had junior on Saturday and Sunday am at ours whilst we were at a wedding.

 

Apparently they've both been throwing up all last night too.

 

Spreads easily this thing!

Schools break up this week. Contagion will be reduced.

Ha, I don't know what it was on those refried beans but it certainly wasn't sugar

 

I was going to get you a Stetson but I couldn't find a red one

No Pinko's in Texas, they know the score!

No Pinko's in Texas, they know the score!

Strange bunch mind

 

I've finally had a solid(ish) shit and not been sick today

 

I celebrated like we'd got promoted

Her folks had junior on Saturday and Sunday am at ours whilst we were at a wedding.

 

Apparently they've both been throwing up all last night too.

 

Spreads easily this thing!

Don't worry, only lasts a couple of years and then you get used to it. Since I've had the kids, not had one day sick after the first two years, and eldest in now almost 10. 

Is it back again?

 

Can't work out if I had that or food poisoning

 

Started Sunday night. Shitted and puked 9lbs of body weight out of myself and missed the Bury game

 

Today is the first day that I can take a sup of any sort

 

If it is norovirus then it's a really nasty fucker this time round