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Cherished Number Plate Advice

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Also....why are they called "cherished" number plates?

 

 

Because Cherie Blair thought of the idea as a revenue raiser.

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  • if you'd been involved with designing it, a quid would be over the top

  • not shocked

  • I must admit, I never understand why people pay good money for a "private" plate.....especially when it really is a stretch to see what's so good about it.   There's some bellend who lives near me w

Also....why are they called "cherished" number plates?

Irony

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I've decided that these are only the 2nd shittest thing ever, after double-barrelled names.

That's only because you had your eye on

 

G4RL05

 

And couldn't stump up the cash to buy it.

our lass for me one for my bday.

 

 

CA 11 MBY.

 

Everyone (other than people off here) call me Camby, to be fair it was better than the briefcase she got me the year before.

5 J

 

Is priced at £332,048.

 

Anybody who'd be as unimaginative and shit to spend that on making their wankerwagon even more wankerish deserves to have all their money confiscated and doled out in five grand amounts to anyone who presents a better idea to spend cash (i.e. anything)

5 J

 

Is priced at £332,048.

 

Anybody who'd be as unimaginative and shit to spend that on making their wankerwagon even more wankerish deserves to have all their money confiscated and doled out in five grand amounts to anyone who presents a better idea to spend cash (i.e. anything)

 

Alternatively, people can spend their (hard-earned) money on whatever the hell they like.

our lass for me one for my bday.

 

 

CA 11 MBY.

 

Everyone (other than people off here) call me Camby, to be fair it was better than the briefcase she got me the year before.

You see, I just don't get it.

 

It's got the number eleven slap bang in the middle, otherwise it would make sense.

 

Why not just get a sticker made with "CAMBY" on it?

Wasn't Call Mby one of the Africans Big Sam tried to sign?

Alternatively, people can spend their (hard-earned) money on whatever the hell they like.

They can

 

Doesn't stop them being open to ridicule though

You see, I just don't get it.

 

It's got the number eleven slap bang in the middle, otherwise it would make sense.

 

Why not just get a sticker made with "CAMBY" on it?

 

I just see "Call Me Maybe".

They can

 

Doesn't stop them being open to ridicule though

 

True.

 

Especially for that price.

 

Personalized plates here are $26 for whatever you want, so it makes a little more sense.

 

My current one is JONSNOW, and my previous one was BWFC 16.

Why?

 

Serious question

Why?

 

Serious question

 

$26, and I'm a giant geek.

 

Need more reason than that?

Why?

 

Serious question

Coz he knows nuffin

Alternatively, people can spend their (hard-earned) money on whatever the hell they like.

Why the presumption it's 'hard-earned' money?

 

Might not even be earned at all.

 

Fuck yeah.

Why the presumption it's 'hard-earned' money?

 

Might not even be earned at all.

 

Fuck yeah.

 

Hence the parentheses.

You see, I just don't get it.

It's got the number eleven slap bang in the middle, otherwise it would make sense.

Why not just get a sticker made with "CAMBY" on it?

I really would not worry about.

 

I was not bothered either way but as a present no problem, driving to Rotherhsm last year my mate did not know about the plate or what car I hadhe rang me and said 'think you just passed us, did not know you have that Reg, you dick. '

 

So people do read it as camby, and do think I am a dick, so it works all round.

I really would not worry about.

 

I was not bothered either way but as a present no problem, driving to Rotherhsm last year my mate did not know about the plate or what car I hadhe rang me and said 'think you just passed us, did not know you have that Reg, you dick. '

 

So people do read it as camby, and do think I am a dick, so it works all round.

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Each to their own.

 

Let's be honest, if my opinion counted for anything the world would be a severely broken place.

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Each to their own.

 

Let's be honest, if my opinion counted for anything the world would be a severely broken place.

With fucking massive bins

With fucking massive bins

One fucking Facebook post, defined forever. Fuckin ell.

 

Actually, I put my shiny new slim bin out last night ( I know, still a fucking rebel), and I'd had to densely crush 2 weeks worth of bottles, cans, food, general waste, cardboard etc into it.

 

As luck would have it, I had 4 bags of wet sand I no longer needed so I managed to empty these into it too. I could barely move it, and I'm well strong.

 

I reckon it could give an unsuspecting refuse technician a massive hernia, so I hope when it does, Fat Cliff gets sued to buggery and beyond and cannot afford anymore cakes. The massive twat.

They won't move it if it's deemed too heavy.

Plus if it is heavy, they're likely to look into the bin, see the sand and fuck you off.

 

Council 1 - 0 Ginger Horwich Wanker

Hence the parentheses.

Channel 4 news is shit as well.

They won't move it if it's deemed too heavy.

Plus if it is heavy, they're likely to look into the bin, see the sand and fuck you off.

 

Council 1 - 0 Ginger Horwich Wanker

 

I'll just tow it down to the town hall and shove it all up Cheese's bottom when he does his banana trick.

They won't move it if it's deemed too heavy.

Plus if it is heavy, they're likely to look into the bin, see the sand and fuck you off.

 

Council 1 - 0 Ginger Horwich Wanker

Not that its possible but it would be funny to put a microscopic piece of neutron star in a bin with nowt else and watch them try to move it

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