Everybody wants to rule the world by Spider, BD, TMGJ & FatOlive

Thought you'd stopped listening to my musical opinion after I pointed out shit Iron Maiden are.

9 minutes ago, frank_spencer said:

Thought you'd stopped listening to my musical opinion after I pointed out shit Iron Maiden are.

Iron Maiden are shite.

I've never expressed admiration for them.

You were just born at a wrong time.

Almost like coming of age during the Vietnam war.

Nu-Metal?

Andrew WK?

Rap-metal?

Half hip-hop half Metal fashions.

A lost generation.

No wonder your mate with a conservative haircut and Carhartt t-shirt could knob the girl of his choosing.

You probably own at least one Linkin Park release.

 

Yeah

Iron Maiden are shite.

AAAALLLRRRRIIIGGGHHHHTTT TTTTHHHHEEEENNNNN

Adrian Smith has more talent in his fishing rod than most other guitarists can dream of.

Fucking hell. This place.

55 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You probably own at least one Linkin Park release.

 

I had all their albums on CD til i got rid of 90% of my collection. Still have my copy of One Step Closer on vinyl single though.

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

Yeah

Iron Maiden are shite.

AAAALLLRRRRIIIGGGHHHHTTT TTTTHHHHEEEENNNNN

Adrian Smith has more talent in his fishing rod than most other guitarists can dream of.

Fucking hell. This place.

Tony Iommi's rubber finger tips have more musical chops than all of Maiden put together.

If it wasn't for the marketability of Eddie and all the associated merch they can pump out with him on they wouldn't be anywhere near as popular.

7 minutes ago, frank_spencer said:

Tony Iommi's rubber finger tips have more musical chops than all of Maiden put together.

If it wasn't for the marketability of Eddie and all the associated merch they can pump out with him on they wouldn't be anywhere near as popular.

Tony Iommi??????

And Andrew WK all on the same day.

you have had a SHOCKER lad

20 minutes ago, frank_spencer said:

I had all their albums on CD til i got rid of 90% of my collection. Still have my copy of One Step Closer on vinyl single though.

Disgraceful - metal cannot die.

From Motley Crűe to Darkthrone or Brutal Truth...

That shite, an affront to metal AND hip-hop/rap.

Those scum of the earth that made that abomination.

Let's just forget it.

A horrible time, horrible.

 

Frank probably owns recordings by 'Good Charlotte'...

You really went down in my estimation recently.

I gave up on metal about this time, it just went really cringy. Metallica's make-up years, Diabolus in Musica....

Industrial had given some excellent bands and then everyone started to try and copy the sound and you got stuff like Clawfinger. Urgh.

Then it was all the Nu-Metal stuff and the less said about all that the better.

There was much more interesting stuff going on, I wasn't in the mood to listen to teenagers moaning about being told to tidy their room, or bouncing around to some terrible american jock type thing.

11 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Frank probably owns recordings by 'Good Charlotte'...

You really went down in my estimation recently.

Yup had their first few albums too.

I was a child of nu-metal and pop punk.

Limp Bizkit, KoRn, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Body Count, One Minute Silence and (Hed)PE alongside the entire catalogue from Epitaph, Fat Wreck Chords and Nitro record labels.

13 minutes ago, frank_spencer said:

Yup had their first few albums too.

I was a child of nu-metal and pop punk.

Limp Bizkit, KoRn, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Body Count, One Minute Silence and (Hed)PE alongside the entire catalogue from Epitaph, Fat Wreck Chords and Nitro record labels.

Good charlotte

Blink 182

Limp Bizkit (apart from N2Gether now)

Puddle of Mudd

 

Not only are they some of the worst band names I’ve ever heard they are also some of the worst bands I’ve ever heard 

2 hours ago, Rudy said:

Good charlotte

Blink 182

Limp Bizkit (apart from N2Gether now)

Puddle of Mudd

 

Not only are they some of the worst band names I’ve ever heard they are also some of the worst bands I’ve ever heard 

They are an affront to humanity.

They should be dragged to The Hague for trial on charges of Crimes Against Music.

Good Charlotte should be denied a trial, they should be summarily executed on arrest.

That 'music' is the worst thing since the Rwandan genocide.

It must make you pine for Cannibal Corpse, Rudy.

The thought of those bands Frank listed genuinely makes me bilious.

Total anti-music.

I hope your dad said 'you are not my son' when he heard you playing them.

3 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

I gave up on metal about this time, it just went really cringy. Metallica's make-up years, Diabolus in Musica....

Industrial had given some excellent bands and then everyone started to try and copy the sound and you got stuff like Clawfinger. Urgh.

Then it was all the Nu-Metal stuff and the less said about all that the better.

There was much more interesting stuff going on, I wasn't in the mood to listen to teenagers moaning about being told to tidy their room, or bouncing around to some terrible american jock type thing.

Even Morbid Angel jumping on this horrendous bandwagon...

The worst thing involved with music these bands.

On a par with a supergroup of Gary Glitter, Jimmy Savile and yon man out of Lost Prophets.

Limp Bizkit - why didn't the Washington Snipers target those cunts instead of random folk?

No court in the land would've convicted them.

21 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I hope your dad said 'you are not my son' when he heard you playing them.

My dad is a massive Green Day fan so I took him to Leeds festival for the day when they played a few years back.

We stayed at the main stage so he didn't have to schlep around. He thoroughly enjoyed Skindred, New Found Glory, Deftones and Sytem Of A Down. As well as Frank Turner who I knew he liked before.

Not a big fan of Bring Me The Horizon so we got tea while they were on.

Just now, frank_spencer said:

My dad is a massive Green Day fan so I took him to Leeds festival for the day when they played a few years back.

We stayed at the main stage so he didn't have to schlep around. He thoroughly enjoyed Skindred, New Found Glory, Deftones and Sytem Of A Down. As well as Frank Turner who I knew he liked before.

Not a big fan of Bring Me The Horizon so we got tea while they were on.

You could've took him to see them at Wigan Bus Driver's Club, entry £3, supported by Bolton's own Raging Kipper and Wigan's Nightmare Visions.

What a bunch of wankers, dollar shirts and ties and beachfront mansions.

Punk? Why do the wrong people overdose? There is no god.

He'd have carted Billie-Joe off long ago.

My old man liked ABBA, Boney M and Shirley Bassey.

If he'd expressed admiration for Green Day I'd have smothered him with a pillow, like Chief on McMurphy.

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You could've took him to see them at Wigan Bus Driver's Club, entry £3, supported by Bolton's own Raging Kipper and Wigan's Nightmare Visions.

What a bunch of wankers, dollar shirts and ties and beachfront mansions.

Punk? Why do the wrong people overdose? There is no god.

He'd have carted Billie-Joe off long ago.

My old man liked ABBA, Boney M and Shirley Bassey.

If he'd expressed admiration for Green Day I'd have smothered him with a pillow, like Chief on McMurphy.

Your old man has the same musical tastes as my mum.

My dad brought me up on a diet of Hendrix, led zeppelin, Queen, deep purple and the war Of The Worlds sound track.

Just now, frank_spencer said:

Your old man has the same musical tastes as my mum.

My dad brought me up on a diet of Hendrix, led zeppelin, Queen, deep purple and the war Of The Worlds sound track.

He doesn't unless somebody has a ghetto blaster going up Astley Bridge Cemetery.

And your dad has to then hear you playing Good Charlotte or Blink 182...

I think finding out my son molested children would be the only thing that would sicken me more.

Well today I heard Here We Go Again by Paul and the Bolton Sound for the first time on the When Saturday Comes Podcast.

Its a belter, Whitesnake should have done this instead

 

Whitesnake's song was about wankin'...

"Here I go again on my own..."

Coverdale (5' 1") had to let his then girlfriend Tabby Kitten, feature in the video because he had a 3" erect penis and couldn't satisfy her.

She later left him for Motley Crűe drummer Tommy Lee Jones (6' 6").

He is 14" when erect and rendered Tawny Cat barren.

 

God know why I know this but Tawny Kitaen dated Tommy Lee first and Dimond Dave Lee Roth before that.

She married David Coverdale after them both.

 

I remember watching that video of Tommy Lee pushing Pamela Anderson’s breakfast back in, and realising that some blokes are simply always going to be better off.

No wonder Coverdale (4' 11") wrote songs about wanking if Leee Jones had already ruined her with his infamous 16" penis.

Coverdale (4' 6") used to use a vacuum penis pump to get his pecker up to 4" - then spray it with Insette hairspray to maintain his tiny erection.

Despite these moves, it was like a Richmond sausage going into a bear's cave.

Here I Go Again was written for and on the Saints and Sinners album which was out late 70s early 80s and was redone for 1987's Slip of the tongue where it became the hit we know today.

Before Tommy Lee was knee high enough to even whimper at the devil.