Everybody wants to rule the world by Spider, BD, TMGJ & FatOlive

38 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I can take or leave Cannibal Corpse...

They were quite cheesy, like Deicide, you had to half have tongue-in-cheek with them.

Preferred stuff with more finesse, like Suffocation...

As for Nirvana, I always thought 'Territorial Pissings' was their thrashiest/punkish tune.

They did drag loads of girls over to 'our' side an' all...

I appreciate almost all genres of innovative music.

I was, however, forced to listen to XFM yesterday.

Fuck mop, should be called 'Plodder FM' - give me one good reason why The Wombats should exist? They played Elbow twice in an hour...

And it gladdened my heart to hear convicted cocaine dealer Johnny Vaughan and his assorted sycophants are still robbing a living being gobshites, twenty five+ years since his return from GERMANY direct to our telly screens.

Dad Rock drudgery like The Enemy interspersed by a southern cunt talking shit with other southern cunts, with outside contributions from 'Members of the public' cunts.

I have nothing more to write against XFM.

You mean radio X? 

12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

You mean radio X? 

Radio 'At least one Oasis song every half hour'...

I was trying to tune it out so didn't hear the exact name...

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

Radio 'At least one Oasis song every half hour'...

I was trying to tune it out so didn't hear the exact name...

I only listened to it in the morning with Chris moyles. But yeah there's at least one Oasis song an hour. 

It was called XFM last time I was subjected to it...

I'm not losing my marbles yet, unlike the listeners of 'Radio X'.

56 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I can take or leave Cannibal Corpse...

They were quite cheesy, like Deicide, you had to half have tongue-in-cheek with them.

Preferred stuff with more finesse, like Suffocation...

As for Nirvana, I always thought 'Territorial Pissings' was their thrashiest/punkish tune.

They did drag loads of girls over to 'our' side an' all...

I appreciate almost all genres of innovative music.

I was, however, forced to listen to XFM yesterday.

Fuck mop, should be called 'Plodder FM' - give me one good reason why The Wombats should exist? They played Elbow twice in an hour...

And it gladdened my heart to hear convicted cocaine dealer Johnny Vaughan and his assorted sycophants are still robbing a living being gobshites, twenty five+ years since his return from GERMANY direct to our telly screens.

Dad Rock drudgery like The Enemy interspersed by a southern cunt talking shit with other southern cunts, with outside contributions from 'Members of the public' cunts.

I have nothing more to write against XFM.

Elbow are an offence to music. Fucking awful.

5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I only listened to it in the morning with Chris moyles. But yeah there's at least one Oasis song an hour. 

Jesus, Moyles driving into work, Vaughan coming home...

I'd accelerate into a concrete stanchion.

With 'No Resuscitation, No Funeral' wrote on a sheet of A4 and tucked into my shirtfront.

Edited October 6, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

Also XFM is for those who are still having feather cuts and having it large 'on a Saturday night with a board game and a casserole'

So much good music out there, and the kids are coming up with amazing stuff. Hate to get stuck into an old groove

 

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Jesus, Moyles driving into work, Vaughan coming home...

I'd accelerate into a concrete stanchion.

With 'No Resuscitation, No Funeral' wrote on a sheet of A4 and tucked into my shirt.

That's why it's podcasts, music and radio 4. 

Youri, next time you are in London, come to the King Charles, I promise you, it'll be OK and you can getnon a train back home very quickly. But keep it quiet.

I had to be resuscitated once.

I was extremely annoyed when I returned to life that they'd cut a brand new GiòGío t-shirt right up the middle, turning it into a flimsy trampy cardigan.

6 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Also XFM is for those who are still having feather cuts and having it large 'on a Saturday night with a board game and a casserole'

So much good music out there, and the kids are coming up with amazing stuff. Hate to get stuck into an old groove

 

And casual/bootcut jeans - I always say middle age starts when you reach a certain age and refuse to either stop wearing jeans or at the least keep up with prevailing winds in regard to cut/style. My nephew assures me 'bootcut' are coming back 'in' - I wish they'd hurry up, I've about twenty odd pairs in perfect nick some still carded/labelled/stickered - I wany to get rid, but I'm too mean to give them away.

These outmoded jeans are usually teamed with a 'retro' trackie top and gaudy Adidas carpet slippers.

3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

That's why it's podcasts, music and radio 4. 

Youri, next time you are in London, come to the King Charles, I promise you, it'll be OK and you can getnon a train back home very quickly. But keep it quiet.

I may, but I might alienate you by acting like a 'wild invader' and grappling blokes to the ground until they are forced to wrestle back, eye to eye, cheek to cheek - Ollie Reed style.

And all the girls and women would be overawed by being in the presence of a real man, who's never been to a Farmer's market (on purpose, nor bought anything).

23 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I only listened to it in the morning with Chris moyles. But yeah there's at least one Oasis song an hour. 

Excuse me?

I think I’ve just thrown up in my mouth.

the anti funny cunt himself. I’d throw him a volcano but my volcano has standards.

So disappointed in you. I knew there had to be something wrong with you

Former racist 

cheered a Liverpool goal 

ate at greggs

but not this, this is too much. Moyles.

MOYLES

To think I almost let you tickle my coin purse. 

You will very much fit in with the pension punks and wild eyed kids.

That's the type that's accepted. Just don't be a dick is the rule.

Boot cuts are back in, and they are great jeans, if you wear boots. But I don't trust the men of the UK to wear them

 

As soon as the grunge look comes back I am going to be fighting 20 odd year old fashionistas off with a shitty Cobain branded shotgun.

My corn exchange cardigan and bootcut jeans are poised at the bottom of my wardrobe for a retro return.

Just now, Spider said:

As soon as the grunge look comes back I am going to be fighting 20 odd year old fashionistas off with a shitty Cobain branded shotgun.

My corn exchange cardigan and bootcut jeans are poised at the bottom of my wardrobe for a retro return.

You haven't got a 16 year old yet have you? It's already back.

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

You haven't got a 16 year old yet have you? It's already back.

I haven't.

But once i put the old clothes back on and head into manchester at the weekend, I may have some 20 year olds asking me for directions to Afflecks Palace.

12 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

You will very much fit in with the pension punks and wild eyed kids.

That's the type that's accepted. Just don't be a dick is the rule.

Boot cuts are back in, and they are great jeans, if you wear boots. But I don't trust the men of the UK to wear them

 

'Pension Punks'?!

Judging off your posts I reckon' I'm six months to a year older than thee...

Speaking of ageing punks, my mate knows one in his early sixties...

He's on the long term sick with a once real ailment, long since healed, so he gets Poky, his London flat - the Poky pays his rent/council tax, but he sublets it for a decent wedge.

He has a van kitted out and lives in that, mooching around couchsurfing at his wide range of associates in the colder months, during the warmer months he roadies/deals weed/sells 'merch' (I hate that word, used by wankers - like 'andise' is so hard to tack on, real "I'm with the band" shite) and any other role going cash in hand and/or free ticket/pitch, he also does the cleanup crew thing post Festivals - which mainly involves finding and clearing up lost drugs, money, booze and electronic gadgets/phones (and the odd toilet tent)...

He's the most capitalist crustie in the land, he probably make £100k p.a. tax free...

Edited October 6, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

10 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

'Pension Punks'?!

Judging off your posts I reckon' I'm six months to a year older than thee...

Speaking of ageing punks, my mate knows one in his early sixties...

He's on the long term sick with a once real ailment, long since healed, so he gets Poky, his London flat - the Poky pays his rent/council tax, but he sublets it for a decent wedge.

He has a van kitted out and lives in that, mooching around couchsurfing at his wide range of associates in the colder months, during the warmer months he roadies/deals weed/sells 'merch' (I hate that word, used by wankers - like 'andise' is so hard to tack on, real "I'm with the band" shite) and any other role going cash in hand and/or free ticket/pitch, he also does the cleanup crew thing post Festivals - which mainly involves finding and clearing up lost drugs, money, booze and electronic gadgets/phones (and the odd toilet tent)...

He's the most capitalist crustie in the land, he probably make £100k p.a. tax free...

My brother used to hang around with a few similar types

I remember waking up in a random living room in (I think) Bromley Cross many years ago. I was about 8am and the room had a few other passed out punks, skins and ne'er do wells scattered around but the worst thing was the noise. Someone had put a copy of the Barnes and Barnes "Fish Heads" song on the record player and the needle was just jumping at the "Eat them up yum" bit.

I still can't look at any type of fish to this day without that Black Mirror-esque scene rattling into my head.

Later that day, my brother spent almost half an hour mowing his overgrown lawn with a flymo, getting increasingly more annoyed as nothing seemed to be happening, only to discover on turning it over that there was no blade in it. He'd effectively hoovered the lawn for 30 minutes with a sticking hangover and the volleys of laughter from the gather pisscans.

I'm sure a lot of 'punks' are just lazy, miserly scruffy cunts who have hydrophobia...

And some punk 'music' - garbage.

And this is stuff committed to vinyl.

I'm totally talentless and not having played a guitar in anger in twenty years, I could write a better canon than some bands right now, right before 'Minder' comes on ITV 4 (16:55).

Edited October 6, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

Classic albums this week is Zappa and the mothers give it a listen 

Started watching The Morning Show this week and  enjoyed this cover 

Heard it and thought of you babes @Spider x

5 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Started watching The Morning Show this week and  enjoyed this cover 

Heard it and thought of you babes @Spider x

As much as I love Radiohead, this clip of Patrice O'Neal always makes me laugh.

 

22 minutes ago, Cheese said:

As much as I love Radiohead, this clip of Patrice O'Neal always makes me laugh.

 

😂I’ve never seen that, that’s brilliant it’s so correct 

8 minutes ago, Rudy said:

😂I’ve never seen that, that’s brilliant it’s so correct 

One of the best stand ups of all time. Massively under-rated, and never got much coverage over here. 'Elephant in the Room' is one of the best specials I've ever seen. Highly recommend it to anyone into stand up comedy.

12 minutes ago, Cheese said:

One of the best stand ups of all time. Massively under-rated, and never got much coverage over here. 'Elephant in the Room' is one of the best specials I've ever seen. Highly recommend it to anyone into stand up comedy.

Those shows with Opie and Anthony are gold 😂

BBC4. Citizens of Boomtown: The Story of The Boomtown Rats

Brilliant. You might need to be of an age to separate Geldof from Bono but they produced some good stuff back in the day and Geldof was summat else