Youri McAnespie Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 No wonder Coverdale (4' 11") wrote songs about wanking if Leee Jones had already ruined her with his infamous 16" penis. Coverdale (4' 6") used to use a vacuum penis pump to get his pecker up to 4" - then spray it with Insette hairspray to maintain his tiny erection. Despite these moves, it was like a Richmond sausage going into a bear's cave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 Here I Go Again was written for and on the Saints and Sinners album which was out late 70s early 80s and was redone for 1987's Slip of the tongue where it became the hit we know today. Before Tommy Lee was knee high enough to even whimper at the devil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 (edited) Diamond Dave had a 14" penis and a diamond adorned Prince Albert piercing. Hence his nickname. Browny Kitchen was utterly ruined by the time Coverdale had her. Between Diamond and Tommy Jones, who once did dp antics with Tabby, Dave up the wrong 'un - being a bit smaller than Jonas. She used to laugh at his tiny widgie (Coverdale) so he'd let groups like Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five and Kraftwerk gangbang her, whilst he watched and wanked in a cupboard. Edited September 1, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidLeesMullet Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 One of rock music's forgotten bands... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 1, 2021 Moderators Share Posted September 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: Whitesnake's song was about wankin'... "Here I go again on my own..." Coverdale (5' 1") had to let his then girlfriend Tabby Kitten, feature in the video because he had a 3" erect penis and couldn't satisfy her. Ironically White Snake was his nickname Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 1, 2021 Moderators Share Posted September 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said: God know why I know this but Tawny Kitaen dated Tommy Lee first and Dimond Dave Lee Roth before that. She married David Coverdale after them both. I'd not heard of Tawny Kitaen but a quick Google image search tells me she was an 80s model who later morphed into Steven Tyler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 3, 2021 Members Share Posted September 3, 2021 New Little Simz album today, might be the AOTY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Specials next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 After working with and meeting the lovely man that is Jerry Dammers, I won't buy any new Specials stuff as I think they've screwed him over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 3, 2021 Members Share Posted September 3, 2021 6 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: After working with and meeting the lovely man that is Jerry Dammers, I won't buy any new Specials stuff as I think they've screwed him over. I’m sure they’ll be gutted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 Just now, Rudy said: I’m sure they’ll be gutted They should be, heartless fuckers. and fun boy three? Get ta fuck. There is only one Specials and they don't exsist at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 6 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: and fun boy three? Get ta fuck. There is only one Specials and they don't exsist at the moment. Which version? If you’re including John Bradbury then they’ll never exist Fun Boy Three should never be mentioned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 3, 2021 Members Share Posted September 3, 2021 You know when a song takes you back in time? This is mine. Young. Out every weekend off my fucking trolley and spending days after dying. God I miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 12, 2021 Members Share Posted September 12, 2021 @Not in Crawley Really random question but do you like any hip hop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 12, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted September 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: @Not in Crawley Really random question but do you like any hip hop? He posted a link to the Wee Papa Girl Rappers on Facebook recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 12, 2021 Members Share Posted September 12, 2021 BANGAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 21 minutes ago, Rudy said: @Not in Crawley Really random question but do you like any hip hop? Can't say I'm an aficionado, usual stuff Public Enemy, Wu Tang etc like Little Simz at the moment - actually I've heard a lot of great female artists that I like through friends at work. Wee Papa Girl Rappers certainly included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 12, 2021 Members Share Posted September 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said: Can't say I'm an aficionado, usual stuff Public Enemy, Wu Tang etc like Little Simz at the moment - actually I've heard a lot of great female artists that I like through friends at work. Wee Papa Girl Rappers certainly included. Just was wondering. My mate said to me yesterday that anyone who says they like all music never really includes country. I disagreed but there may be an argument for hip hop or grime. I love Little Simz going watching her in December. I like some Cardi B and I like SZA at the moment as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Love country, again not a massive back catalogue but John Prine etc love as well as newer stuff like First Aid Kit. Met up with an old colleague she's currently running the Metallica black album anniversary campaign on digital - she hasn't a clue about the targeting which is quite funny. Plus she's go so.much merch she's hoarding and going to.sell on. Anyway, I don't think you can like pop music without knowing the influence of hip hop (or country) within its many varied forms- some you'll obviously like more than others. Chuck D's podcast on the history of The Clash is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Being truthful I don't think there's a genre I don't like at least something from even if the genre as a whole isn't my thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 The one I have the hardest time with that is really popular is RnB, leaves me very cold. Although I've made a decent mix with a few I like, sort of a nice chill out, post it later - its done me through a few afternoons at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 This has also been a fav over summer; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 12, 2021 Members Share Posted September 12, 2021 8 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: The one I have the hardest time with that is really popular is RnB, leaves me very cold. Although I've made a decent mix with a few I like, sort of a nice chill out, post it later - its done me through a few afternoons at work. Frank Ocean. Give him a go if you haven’t already Channel Orange is one of my favourite albums of recent years and I’m not huge on R&B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 12, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted September 12, 2021 I like John Hopkins a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1bOlX5ui8OTtXZLMcshUFn?si=LORWA6hzRKuskBT_YdVFoA&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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