Everybody wants to rule the world by Spider, BD, TMGJ & FatOlive

Grace has released roots

What a tea rack

Tune, lad.

Finally got around to watching “Count Me In” on Netflix/Amazon (can’t remember which). Very good drumming documentary. Chuffed to see Rat Scabies chipping in with a comment and a decent airing of New Rose. More chuffed that Stephen Perkins was the primary go-to for commentary. Plus his mimicking of Keith Moon was absolutely brilliant.

Love the new Adele song. Probably cos I'm in love with her. She'd deffo tell you your fellas a prick and go on a 3 day bender with her. 

Maybe she's a dick?

She's a multi-millionaire yet about five blokes have given her the Spanish Archer.

I'd venture she was a bellend before her weight loss and is now a bigger one.

It must take a lot to give up a life of being a kept-man/trophy boyfriend.

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Maybe she's a dick?

She's a multi-millionaire yet about five blokes have given her the Spanish Archer.

I'd venture she was a bellend before her weight loss and is now a bigger one.

It must take a lot to give up a life of being a kept-man/trophy boyfriend.

I'm a dick too so I reckon we'd get along. 

I imagine her being a whiny moany sufferner who says rubbish like...

"I'm sick of you, I fink yoo don'ta like anyfink about me really..."

Really needy passive-aggressive open-ended 'no right answer' oblique shit.

No wonder all her fellas start nobbing the nanny or her hairdresser.

Tune.

 

This is weird. Channel 4 news theme was originally made for a fantasy Western...

 

On 15/10/2021 at 08:09, bolton_blondie said:

Love the new Adele song. Probably cos I'm in love with her. She'd deffo tell you your fellas a prick and go on a 3 day bender with her. 

I don’t think it’s anything special 

The reaction online is like the Beatles are back together 

I wanna hear the rumour has it Adele. What am I supposed to do with this cry in the shower?

I don’t need Adele to help me with that

Unless she brings the strap on and soapy tit wank

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Edited October 17, 20214 yr by Cheese

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I don’t think it’s anything special 

The reaction online is like the Beatles are back together 

I wanna hear the rumour has it Adele. What am I supposed to do with this cry in the shower?

I don’t need Adele to help me with that

Unless she brings the strap on and soapy tit wank

She makes me want to get a divorce. I'm not even married 😂 I just like her. Could be the shittest song ever and I'd still like her. Adding her to my lipstick lesbian list 👍

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

She makes me want to get a divorce. I'm not even married 😂 I just like her. Could be the shittest song ever and I'd still like her. Adding her to my lipstick lesbian list 👍

I saw her for the last tour she did. She was exceptional even though she’s not really my bag

I was probably the only straight male there, wasn’t expecting the wife to take me when I bought her two tickets for Christmas 

I got smashed on Newcy Brown when the lass said it was £2 a bottle so I got 5

Adele makes CaptainMed look cheerful.

10 minutes ago, Traf said:

Adele makes CaptainMed look cheerful.

Bloody hell. I wouldn't go that far. 

32 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Fellow Joy Division fans, please listen to my remastered version of Atmosphere. I put my heart and soul into this.

 

I made that 'joke' a month ago to tumbleweed...

I don't blame folk.

It wasn't funny then and it isnt now.

https://www.wanderersways.com/forum/topic/92738-derby/page/7/?tab=comments#comment-2246299

Besides which we should all be moaning, wailing and gnashing teeth today after yesterday.

Rivals? Why give twats what they want more than anything?

Do naughty babies get their bok-bok? No, they do not.

I reckon Shark week in her house is a fuckin nightmare 

Especially now, I bet before at least the boyfriends could throw a box of Krispy Kreme at her to keep her distracted whilst they ran away or climbed up a nearby tree...

Or is that wrong? Can Adeles climb trees?

I dunno, make themselves big and shout instead, spray her in the mush with pepper spray.

19 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I made that 'joke' a month ago to tumbleweed...

I don't blame folk.

It wasn't funny then and it isnt now.

https://www.wanderersways.com/forum/topic/92738-derby/page/7/?tab=comments#comment-2246299

Besides which we should all be moaning, wailing and gnashing teeth today after yesterday.

Rivals? Why give twats what they want more than anything?

Do naughty babies get their bok-bok? No, they do not.

Oh well. At least I made the effort to make it, rather than just say it. Yes, it's not funny. But I tried. God damn it, at least I tried. I tried.

Edited October 17, 20214 yr by Cheese

On 10/10/2021 at 19:56, Marc505 said:

Tune, lad.

ESL represent represent 

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

ESL represent represent 

Should of made a babeh. Lovin it. It was loveleh.

1 minute ago, Cheese said:

Should of made a babeh. Lovin it. It was loveleh.

Nas must be bricking it 

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Nas must be bricking it 

Fucking pissing myself that a 40-odd year old bloke is "rapping" and one of his lyrics is "It was lovely". 😂

19 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Oh well. At least I made the effort to make it, rather than just say it. Yes, it's not funny. But I tried. God damn it, at least I tried. I tried.

I directed Russ Abbott's Video, I was in the Guinness book of Records.

Changing the topic completely, I think I've discovered what prompted Bolty's diatribe against 'The Darling Buds of May' reboot t'other week...

Phillip Seymour Hoffman's old character 'Charlie' now refelects modern times...

And unlike that bumbling bespectacled 1990's milquetoast nincompoop, this lad 'tries before he buys'...

Thankfully he (Bolty) won't discover two blokes, one black form a couple on Strictly Come Dancing until it's screened 'Down Under' in 2026...

His brain would melt.

Edited October 17, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

4 hours ago, Cheese said:

This is weird. Channel 4 news theme was originally made for a fantasy Western...

 

Remember seeing a trailer for that as a kid and finding it very odd