Just finished power, was fucking brilliant

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I single-handedly beat Warwick University on Monday an' all.

I'm great, me.

I got 235 points on Monday.

Kiss my face

1 minute ago, Spider said:

I got 235 points on Monday.

Kiss my face

Yeah, on a re-run of Family Fortunes you've seen three times already...

And you still didn't find the top answers in 'Big Money' to win the car...

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Yeah, on a re-run of Family Fortunes you've seen three times already...

And you still didn't find the top answers in 'Big Money' to win the car...

You look like Vernon Kay with a Bobby Charlton hairdo you do big poo

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

You look like Vernon Kay with a Bobby Charlton hairdo you do big poo

I look nowt like those ugly cunts...

His missus was on Dave (Wheater) earlier...

Why was he fucking some yorkie slag behind her back?

Not even real tits (yorkie).

She's fiiiine (Daly) rubs thighs.

If you're reading Tessa, fuck that lanky streak of piss.

I bet you lie awake at night dreaming you had a real man...

I tell you what, bring your pretty little self over to my apartment, and I'll show you a real man.

And I've got a full head of jewfro atm.

 

7 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I look nowt like those ugly cunts...

His missus was on Dave (Wheater) earlier...

Why was he fucking some yorkie slag behind her back?

Not even real tits (yorkie).

She's fiiiine (Daly) rubs thighs.

If you're reading Tessa, fuck that lanky streak of piss.

I bet you lie awake at night dreaming you had a real man...

I tell you what, bring your pretty little self over to my apartment, and I'll show you a real man.

And I've got a full head of jewfro atm.

 

“Apartment”

Its a flat

a single level space with neighbours up down and side to side.

Flat.

Like your afro 

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

“Apartment”

Its a flat

a single level space with neighbours up down and side to side.

Flat.

Like your afro 

It's a maisonette with a mezzanine actually...

I prefer staying here than floating around my other massive five bedroom gaff like Casper the lonely ghost.

Fucking love Peep show I do. That is all. 

32 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Fucking love Peep show I do. That is all. 

I would happily happily throw that floppy haired cunt into a jet engine. 

8 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I would happily happily throw that floppy haired cunt into a jet engine. 

I prefer Jeremy. 

12 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I prefer Jeremy. 

Missed it first time around but with him dying both series of Sean Lock's 15 Storeys High are on iPlayer, worth a watch.

Anyone watching Ladhood?

SAS who dares wins. Could NOT do this. Would absolutely crap my pants. Wouldn't mind being shouted at by that Anthony SAS fella though 😅

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1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Anyone watching Ladhood?

Watched the first three of Series 1. Just couldn’t get into it. Some funny bits but much juvenile shit.

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

SAS who dares wins. Could NOT do this. Would absolutely crap my pants. Wouldn't mind being shouted at by that Anthony SAS fella though 😅

Short-arsed bullying prick?

2 minutes ago, Traf said:

Short-arsed bullying prick?

Bit harsh Traf, she’s not a short arse.

Godfather of Harlem got started tonight enjoyed that 

I’ll watch vigil tomorrow in the hope suranne Jones flashes some beaver 

10 minutes ago, Traf said:

Short-arsed bullying prick?

Ah fuck. Is he short? 

IAMOUT

8 minutes ago, Spider said:

Bit harsh Traf, she’s not a short arse.

5ft 6 thankyou very much 😁

5'8"

Just now, Traf said:

5'8"

Ewww. No thanks 

Gone Fishing series 4 started tonight and is now available on iPlayer. Magnificent. One of the best things ever aired on TV.

30 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Gone Fishing series 4 started tonight and is now available on iPlayer. Magnificent. One of the best things ever aired on TV.

It were grand...

When Paul bollocked Bob, you can't contrive stuff like that.

38 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

It were grand...

When Paul bollocked Bob, you can't contrive stuff like that.

How can watching 2 old blokes fishing be so entertaining, relaxing, funny, and heart-warming, all at the same time? It's just fucking brilliant. Nourishment for the soul. Like Detectorists, but real.

Yup, funny with pathos and reflection and Bob falling over - not on purpose either.

Beautiful settings too.

One of the best things on telly.

If not the best.

It's like Gardeners' World for our generation.

Televisual comfort food, cynicism antidote.