Giant Crumpets

[globaldiver]

Any improvement on normal sized ones?

[MalcolmW]

Any improvement on normal sized ones?

 

Excessive salt content.

[gonzo]

I'm not convinced they are value for money.

 

Someone needs to do pence per mm2 see if they are worth it.

 

Thing is, if I'm going to have one big one, there's no way I'm saving the other. So it's a one off purchase.

 

If I have 2 little ones I might be more inclined to to save the other two for a later date.

[frank_spencer]

Crumpets should be ate all six in one sitting drowning in enough butter to float the navy.

[Burndens Bogs]

They are shit.They don't taste anywhere near as good as normal sized ones - they are way too thick so they don't cook the same.

For that reason iamout.

[Con]

Crumpets should be ate all six in one sitting drowning in enough butter to float the navy.

This, in a nutshell. 

 

Quite like the big ones drowned in a tin of baked beans, with a slice of bacon thown on top.

[Guest]

They are shit.They don't taste anywhere near as good as normal sized ones - they are way too thick so they don't cook the same.

For that reason iamout.

 

 

Well worth £Xm to get The Muppets!

[little whitt]

Crumpets should be ate all six in one sitting drowning in enough butter to float the navy.

THIS

[Sweep]

Crumpets are fucking shit, irrespective of size

[no balls]

I don't like crumpets of any size.

[victor meldrew]

crumpets should be toasted in front of a large fireplace ,accompanied by a nice glass of brandy or whisky

[MancWanderer]

They are shit.They don't taste anywhere near as good as normal sized ones - they are way too thick so they don't cook the same.

For that reason iamout.

 

This!!! Got suckered in to buying them by the adverts. Fucking dreadful

[gonzo]

I only found out the toaster dial numbers represent minutes toasted last year.

 

I was as nearly dumbfounded as when I found out about the plug/over flow thing.

[little whitt]

you set of Cunts I really fancied some so went Baby Asda Cunts had none

so had a fudge

[jayjayoghani]

SNOPESTIME

 

http://www.snopes.com/a-toaster-dial-is-for-minutes-not-level-of-toasty-ness

[Guest]

you set of Cunts I really fancied some so went Baby Asda Cunts had none

 

so had a fudge

 

 

A finger of fudge?

[no balls]

SNOPESTIME

 

http://www.snopes.com/a-toaster-dial-is-for-minutes-not-level-of-toasty-ness

I'm glad you posted this as I thought I was going menk. My toaster (dualit) only has a setting to 3 which burns any bread but the one at work (kenwood) has 5 and 3 is perfect on that. Edited December 29, 2016 by no balls

[Youri McAnespie]

If you buy cheap crap you get less settings and, invariably, burnt crumpets...

[gonzo]

you set of Cunts I really fancied some so went Baby Asda Cunts had none

 

so had a fudge

Did it not melt in the toaster?

[tomski]

Used to love crumpets. Not so much anymore

[Salford Trotter]

Potato cakes are the future

[Guest]

Potato cakes are the future

 

Ooh, I say

 

Got some from Greenhalgh's couple of week back; spot on

[no balls]

Potato cakes are the future

Now you're talking.

[gonzo]

Now you're talking.

My mum pretty much lives on them.

 

And she calls them prater cakes likes a proper yonlober

[Sweep]

Love a spud cake