Went out for some food yesterday and saw a mural type thing painted on the side of a building that made me piss.

 

Big pic of Benny Hill's face in close up, saluting and saying 'Bye bye Europe', with a little wink  Works on many levels for me.

 

Have to say the graffiti here in Bristol is a cut above the usual Denise is a slag daubed by the canal in emulsion.

 

Lot to live up to I suppose . . .

My favourite was the responses to a pseudo philosophical piece of graffiti on a bog wall. Some one had written

 

What do you want from life?

 

So why aren't you making it happen?

 

Underneath which somebody had replied...

 

 

 

What do you want from life?

 

To have a shit.

 

So why aren't you making it happen?

 

I am.

My favourite was the responses to a pseudo philosophical piece of graffiti on a bog wall. Some one had written

 

What do you want from life?

 

So why aren't you making it happen?

 

Underneath which somebody had replied...

 

 

 

What do you want from life?

 

To have a shit.

 

So why aren't you making it happen?

 

I am.

 

 

 

See, I wasn't considering bog scrawl but that opens up a whole other genre . . .

 

Not that funny now but remember my Nan always used to giggle away telling me when she saw this on a bog wall:

 

Here I sit broken hearted

 

Paid a penny and only farted

 

Still, I laughed out loud when I saw it written on a bog wall once  

I used to walk my dog over a bridge in bridge in bispham that had 'Shit fuck' painted in big white letters on it.

 

Think every piece of graffiti ever written or painted subliminally says those immortal words.

There's a grubby but great CAMRA ale pub called the Free Trade overlooking the tyne renowned for the high brow graffiti in the bogs. I was in there the night of 9/11 and someone had drawn an image of the twin towers and written "comments please" underneath. The first entry said "where was King Kong when you needed him?"

There's a grubby but great CAMRA ale pub called the Free Trade overlooking the tyne renowned for the high brow graffiti in the bogs. I was in there the night of 9/11 and someone had drawn an image of the twin towers and written "comments please" underneath. The first entry said "where was King Kong when you needed him?"

 

ha ha that's quality

I used to walk my dog over a bridge in bridge in bispham that had 'Shit fuck' painted in big white letters on it.

 

Think every piece of graffiti ever written or painted subliminally says those immortal words.

 

Well if I relate to the those above then you're bang on

 

Possibly relates to Denise as well?

Edited March 28, 20179 yr by madthatter

Bog graffiti

 

When you enter this noble hall

Use the paper not the wall

For it is a dirty trick

To wipe your arse upon a brick

And , saw

 

BWFC Matt in Morocco

Works toile - Will the person with his arsehole in his back sit differently please.

Someone at work had put a note on a toilet roll dispenser - 'This toilet roll dispenser is out of order'

 

Some wit below wrote - 'I know. It was really mean to me earlier.'

Works toile - Will the person with his arsehole in his back sit differently please.

ha ha! That's proper tickled me has that! ????

Not exactly graffiti but I was once stood next to a bloke in the urinals at around last orders on a Saturday night when he sighed and said

 

Ahhhhh - right. Off home now for a blow job off the wife. Wash last night's fanny off.

For those around in the 70s I remember seeing a photo of graffiti on a wall in Leeds

'Norman Hunter bites yer legs' underneath someone had written

'And Norman Scott bites yer pillow'

 Bridge near here has still got "Sham 69" on it from Lord knows when. Well, late 70s I guess....

Said it before

 

At uni in Sheffield when usual suspects came out

 

Big poster ad at a bus stop, the one with the line up

 

Big arrow and the words he's keyser sosse pointing at kevin spacey

Bridge near here has still got "Sham 69" on it from Lord knows when. Well, late 70s I guess....

Used to be a garage near where I grew up had 'hurry up harry' on its door for many years till they knocked the garages down. I never knew why they never painted over it but every time I walked past I hummed that tune.

Opposite Oxford Rd train station years back there was a double billboard with 'London congratulates Manchester on its successful bid for the Commonwealth Games'. Underneath which in massive letters somebody had daubed 'BOTHERED' :-)

There was an anti hooligan poster at Burnden, showing a yob in flares being apprehended by the old bill. It was headlined 'What will you do when you've killed football?'

 

Someone had scribbled underneath

'Kill cricket!'

There was an anti hooligan poster at Burnden, showing a yob in flares being apprehended by the old bill. It was headlined 'What will you do when you've killed football?'

 

Someone had scribbled underneath

'Kill cricket!'

That's ace! :-)

There's always the old JESUS SAVES! on church billboards.

 

"Lineker nets the rebound" written below

 

or whichever striker of that era

M Khan is bent

M Khan is bent

???

 

Straighten it then

M Khan is bent

Old school

M Khan is bent

You've got no bollocks