There isn't a thread for sharing the random shit you see on social, and they all can't have their own threads, so maybe this one ought to do it

First off, 74 year old woman getting airlifted gets in a spin

 

 

Apparently the latest trend on tik tok is to file down your teeth to get a brand new smile

https://www.the-sun.com/news/1864946/veneers-crowns-teeth-health-damage-tiktok-dentures-young/amp/

 

Our jobs are safe until we’re 100 years old if this is the generation coming up behind us

 

I'll put this here for now as it's clearly someone having a 2001 space Odyssey type laugh

https://news.sky.com/story/mysterious-monolith-found-in-romania-days-after-a-similar-one-vanished-in-utah-12147652

A random camera overlooking Crewe Station.

 

 

8 hours ago, leigh white said:

A random camera overlooking Crewe Station.

 

 

Well I watched that for about ten minutes before I realised.....

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

Well I watched that for about ten minutes before I realised.....

Before you realised what? That no trains were due?

 

Just now, MickyD said:

Before you realised what? That no trains were due?

 

That it’s just a fucking live webcam of a bastard train station.

I was waiting for something funny to happen, you know like a little Chinese bloke cycling across the tracks and getting whacked by a train or something like that.

Turns out, it’s basically Babestation for trainspotters.

ten fucking minutes.

But you still wanked to it?

1 minute ago, Traf said:

But you still wanked to it?

Well of course.

I’ve wanked through much much worse

I truly hope she's just posturing and didn't follow through with such an utter shithead action.

She's got pretty much perfect teeth as is.

Honestly brains of a fucking rocking horse some yoof these days - every older generation has probably thought this but for the first time in history it's actually true.

They don't live in reality - and this is the result.

The lad should get a rack and stretch himself - he would be a shoe-in for the role of Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew is dead, right?).

Speaking of which, when first news of the reboot was doing the rounds a photo was leaked of Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill etc. sat in a circle with scripts doing a read through.

Also present was Peter Mayhew - looking very luvvy-ish and 'great actor-y' - staring intently at his script sucking on his glasses in concentration - why? Given his contribution would be the occasional yowl, growl or pained groan.

 

 

On 27/11/2020 at 09:12, ZicoKelly said:

Apparently the latest trend on tik tok is to file down your teeth to get a brand new smile

https://www.the-sun.com/news/1864946/veneers-crowns-teeth-health-damage-tiktok-dentures-young/amp/

 

Those ones where they are properly filed down are what dentists have done before fitting veneers. 

The teeth filing bit like that girl is doing on top is just to level them off (still a shit idea like).

'Trans-Species' Man Has Two Fins Implanted In His Head

https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-trans-species-man-has-two-fins-implanted-in-his-head-20201207

A man who claims to identify as 'trans-species' has had two fins implanted into his skull.

Manel Munoz, from Catalonia, Spain, known artistically as Manel De Aguas, says he doesn't feel as though he's completely human.

And the 24-year-old has now had two 500-gram (17.6-oz) silicone 'fins', which he designed himself, surgically attached to either side of his head.

Speaking to local media in Spain, he said: "I don't consider myself 100 percent human."

Liam Gallagher to portray Pinocchio in new live action remake...

Edited December 8, 20205 yr by Youri McAnespie

Amazing 🤣🤣🤣

 

Some Pom doing sterling work there in NZ 😆

That is fucking wonderful

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

Amazing 🤣🤣🤣

 

Classic 😄 

 

14 hours ago, kent_white said:

Amazing 🤣🤣🤣

 

what they should also have done, was also say "we're looking forward to going round their house tonight to celebrate, having a few drinks in the garden, and digging up some old memorie"

 

Get your tissues out you bedwetting pansies  😢 

 

that's some tweet to compose at 6:55 am

Edited December 15, 20205 yr by L/H White