There isn't a thread for sharing the random shit you see on social, and they all can't have their own threads, so maybe this one ought to do it

First off, 74 year old woman getting airlifted gets in a spin

 

1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said:

not really sure where else to put this

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/06/john-dillermand-denmark-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-penis

Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis

John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children.

'even steal ice-cream from children.'

good luck getting that to stand up in court

 

tbf good luck getting it stood up anywhere

Edited January 6, 20215 yr by Dr Faustus

 

 

turns out Armie Hammer likes it kinky

ARMIE Hammer boasted about "grabbing women by the neck" and facing getting "stabbed during sex" in past interviews.

The actor, 34, called himself a "dominant lover" in a 2013 chat - years before his alleged DMs about cannibalism, BDSM and rape fantasies were leaked by Instagram user House of Effie.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13733004/armie-hammer-sexual-comments-cannibal-rape-dm-leaked/

 

35 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

turns out Armie Hammer likes it kinky

ARMIE Hammer boasted about "grabbing women by the neck" and facing getting "stabbed during sex" in past interviews.

The actor, 34, called himself a "dominant lover" in a 2013 chat - years before his alleged DMs about cannibalism, BDSM and rape fantasies were leaked by Instagram user House of Effie.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13733004/armie-hammer-sexual-comments-cannibal-rape-dm-leaked/

 

You can't even stab and eat people during sex anymore. 

It's political correctness gone mad!

He deleted both of his accounts 😂

 

 

 

 

7 minutes ago, SatanGreavsie said:

 

Fucking hell, they must be doing 70 mph down Church Street.

My cars on that, fame at last 

Funking hell, not exactly selling the place are they with their "places to see" and driving round the streets of the backward shithole.

💣

Not sure if this has been up before but Dr Shakamoto always makes me piss, Bob struggling to hold it in 

 

14 minutes ago, Bigtoe said:

Not sure if this has been up before but Dr Shakamoto always makes me piss, Bob struggling to hold it in 

 

Haha yes it was on the previous page. 

36 minutes ago, Bigtoe said:

Not sure if this has been up before but Dr Shakamoto always makes me piss, Bob struggling to hold it in 

 

Rike Reeds!

Can't remember if this has been on either but it's 4 minutes of total joy! 😂

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Li0rAC5bZgw&feature=youtu.be

So who is having a monkey tail beard first?

My money is on @jules_darby

 

Monkey Tail Beard Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend

https://www.sadanduseless.com/monkey-tail-beard/

 

Absolute noncery.

22 hours ago, kent_white said:

Rike Reeds!

Good ruck kid.

 

 

20 hours ago, ZicoKelly said:

So who is having a monkey tail beard first?

My money is on @jules_darby

 

Monkey Tail Beard Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend

https://www.sadanduseless.com/monkey-tail-beard/

 

It’s a big C

Which everyone knows stands for Childmolester 

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.
This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.’

One for @Not in Crawleythis...

 

Edited January 16, 20215 yr by Cheese

Love this 😂😂

https://www.facebook.com/514492125/posts/10157254734642126/

 

On 16/01/2021 at 21:33, Cheese said:

One for @Not in Crawleythis...

 

Very good. Pretty much spot on.

Chesterfield Town Hall webcam

Click on the "24 hour timelapse" for all the action

Webcam Chesterfield: Town Hall (webcamgalore.com)

 

39 minutes ago, SatanGreavsie said:

Chesterfield Town Hall webcam

Click on the "24 hour timelapse" for all the action

Webcam Chesterfield: Town Hall (webcamgalore.com)

 

Knew I shouldn’t 

But I did