Zico Posted January 6, 2021 Author Posted January 6, 2021 not really sure where else to put this https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/06/john-dillermand-denmark-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-penis Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children. Quote
Dr Faustus Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said: not really sure where else to put this https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/06/john-dillermand-denmark-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-penis Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis John Dillermand has an extraordinary penis. So extraordinary, in fact, that it can perform rescue operations, etch murals, hoist a flag and even steal ice-cream from children. 'even steal ice-cream from children.' good luck getting that to stand up in court tbf good luck getting it stood up anywhere Edited January 6, 2021 by Dr Faustus Quote
Zico Posted January 14, 2021 Author Posted January 14, 2021 turns out Armie Hammer likes it kinky ARMIE Hammer boasted about "grabbing women by the neck" and facing getting "stabbed during sex" in past interviews. The actor, 34, called himself a "dominant lover" in a 2013 chat - years before his alleged DMs about cannibalism, BDSM and rape fantasies were leaked by Instagram user House of Effie. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13733004/armie-hammer-sexual-comments-cannibal-rape-dm-leaked/ Quote
kent_white Posted January 14, 2021 Posted January 14, 2021 35 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: turns out Armie Hammer likes it kinky ARMIE Hammer boasted about "grabbing women by the neck" and facing getting "stabbed during sex" in past interviews. The actor, 34, called himself a "dominant lover" in a 2013 chat - years before his alleged DMs about cannibalism, BDSM and rape fantasies were leaked by Instagram user House of Effie. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13733004/armie-hammer-sexual-comments-cannibal-rape-dm-leaked/ You can't even stab and eat people during sex anymore. It's political correctness gone mad! Quote
Alf Hartigan Posted January 14, 2021 Posted January 14, 2021 7 minutes ago, SatanGreavsie said: Fucking hell, they must be doing 70 mph down Church Street. My cars on that, fame at last Quote
Winchester White Posted January 14, 2021 Posted January 14, 2021 Funking hell, not exactly selling the place are they with their "places to see" and driving round the streets of the backward shithole. 💣 Quote
Bigtoe Posted January 14, 2021 Posted January 14, 2021 Not sure if this has been up before but Dr Shakamoto always makes me piss, Bob struggling to hold it in Quote
Bigtoe Posted January 14, 2021 Posted January 14, 2021 14 minutes ago, Bigtoe said: Not sure if this has been up before but Dr Shakamoto always makes me piss, Bob struggling to hold it in Haha yes it was on the previous page. Quote
kent_white Posted January 14, 2021 Posted January 14, 2021 36 minutes ago, Bigtoe said: Not sure if this has been up before but Dr Shakamoto always makes me piss, Bob struggling to hold it in Rike Reeds! Quote
kent_white Posted January 14, 2021 Posted January 14, 2021 Can't remember if this has been on either but it's 4 minutes of total joy! 😂 Quote
kent_white Posted January 15, 2021 Posted January 15, 2021 https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Li0rAC5bZgw&feature=youtu.be Quote
Zico Posted January 15, 2021 Author Posted January 15, 2021 So who is having a monkey tail beard first? My money is on @jules_darby Monkey Tail Beard Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend https://www.sadanduseless.com/monkey-tail-beard/ Quote
Cheese Posted January 15, 2021 Posted January 15, 2021 22 hours ago, kent_white said: Rike Reeds! Good ruck kid. Quote
Spider Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 20 hours ago, ZicoKelly said: So who is having a monkey tail beard first? My money is on @jules_darby Monkey Tail Beard Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend https://www.sadanduseless.com/monkey-tail-beard/ It’s a big C Which everyone knows stands for Childmolester Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students. This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably golfing with his mates.’ Quote
Cheese Posted January 16, 2021 Posted January 16, 2021 (edited) One for @Not in Crawleythis... Edited January 16, 2021 by Cheese Quote
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Not in Crawley Posted January 18, 2021 Posted January 18, 2021 On 16/01/2021 at 21:33, Cheese said: One for @Not in Crawleythis... Very good. Pretty much spot on. Quote
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