There isn't a thread for sharing the random shit you see on social, and they all can't have their own threads, so maybe this one ought to do it

First off, 74 year old woman getting airlifted gets in a spin

 

Saw this bloke at a comedy night at Astley Bridge CC couple of years back, he was fucking hilarious.

If you’re not aware of the Greeters Guild, you soon will be:

 

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Saw this bloke at a comedy night at Astley Bridge CC couple of years back, he was fucking hilarious.

If you’re not aware of the Greeters Guild, you soon will be:

 

He is brilliant. Been watching him for a while. The B&Q one was a particular highlight.

 

19 minutes ago, Spider said:

Saw this bloke at a comedy night at Astley Bridge CC couple of years back, he was fucking hilarious.

If you’re not aware of the Greeters Guild, you soon will be:

 

He was introduced to UK yesterday by Holly Willoby and Philip Schofield on Good Morning. They showed the zB&Q video.

Wetherspoons. 

 

 

2 hours ago, Zico said:

 

Nah. 

I got a load of topless women with 1-100 covering their modesty 

 

https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin_/status/1546834015709282304?s=20&t=XV5GY6PuPrVpyWt90H0zSA

 

 

Which leads nicely onto

 

 

 

 

Remarkable 

 

 

That’s just weird

His description of Haaland. And to his face as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

57 minutes ago, Spider said:

His description of Haaland. And to his face as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

It's brilliant.

You have a perfectly symmetrical face, sir.

12 hours ago, Traf said:

It's brilliant.

You have a perfectly symmetrical face, sir.

 

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076

Gotta do what you gotta do. 

36 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/woman-54-exposed-breasts-pleasured-24538076

Gotta do what you gotta do. 

Didn’t have you down as a Waitrose customer.

31 minutes ago, freds dad said:

Didn’t have you down as a Waitrose customer.

Frig myself outside of Aldi usually. 

3 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Frig myself outside of Aldi usually. 

One way of busking I suppose. 

4 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Frig myself outside of Aldi usually. 

Which Aldi? Asking for a friend 

February- they'd have been like Chapel hat pegs.

5 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Frig myself outside of Aldi usually. 

with something out the Middle Aisle 

3 hours ago, little whitt said:

with something out the Middle Aisle 

A wetsuit or a mig welder?

On 17/07/2022 at 10:11, Zico said:

Remarkable 

 

 

I wanna hear him sing Can You Dig It