Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

7 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Currently on the a1. No sign of dom

he's having a piss stop at Lightwater Valley

49 minutes ago, ZiggyStardust said:

It was 3 months ago yesterday that Bolton last lost a game of football.

And yet we’ve been in a relegation spot for over 500 days

18 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

And yet we’ve been in a relegation spot for over 500 days

American and Canadian lagers are all shite 

12 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

American and Canadian lagers are all shite 

Wrong thread mate but yeah I agree 😂

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Wrong thread mate but yeah I agree 😂

😂😂😂

2 hours ago, Escobarp said:

Suspect he’s that much wealth he’s not really arsed

Doesn’t guarantee you happiness 

4 minutes ago, Morizio said:

Doesn’t guarantee you happiness 

Never said it did. And would agree. But I suspect he doesn’t get home and worry about a great deal and certainly not how his day has been in reality 

5 minutes ago, Morizio said:

Doesn’t guarantee you happiness 

Sure would help though 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Never said it did. And would agree. But I suspect he doesn’t get home and worry about a great deal and certainly not how his day has been in reality 

There’s always something to worry about.

 

He probably worries about his looks 🤣🤣
 

 

8 minutes ago, Morizio said:

Doesn’t guarantee you happiness 

For materialistic things certainly. Keeping your spirits up and body in shape, that’s up to the individual. 10 40 50😉

I’d be dead within 6 months of winning the lottery or coming into real wealth by other means. Fact. Always said it and anyone that knows me reluctantly accepts the fact. 
 

least I will go out with a bang 😁
 

hopefully via suffocating in jasmine jaes busom 5 months into a bing and opium fueled tour of the worlds greatest red light districts and party towns. 

Edited May 26, 20206 yr by Escobarp

9 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I’d be dead within 6 months of winning the lottery or coming into real wealth by other means. Fact. Always said it and anyone that knows me reluctantly accepts the fact. 
 

least I will go out with a bang 😁
 

hopefully via suffocating in jasmine jaes busom 5 months into a bing and opium fueled tour of the worlds greatest red light districts and party towns. 

That’s just the itinerary for the Jolly Boys Outing

With the position of entertainment officer on a foreign tour👍

Which tit will ask about Cummings at the briefing

i reckon cat weasel peston 

51 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

I’d be dead within 6 months of winning the lottery or coming into real wealth by other means. Fact. Always said it and anyone that knows me reluctantly accepts the fact. 
 

least I will go out with a bang 😁
 

hopefully via suffocating in jasmine jaes busom 5 months into a bing and opium fueled tour of the worlds greatest red light districts and party towns. 

Always stuck up for you Esco

Hope you remember who your mates are when the time comes

22 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Which tit will ask about Cummings at the briefing

i reckon cat weasel peston 

And we have a winner 

Edited May 26, 20206 yr by 1969

Brilliant Hancock😀

Haha just cut peston off 

Just now, 1969 said:

Haha just cut peston off 

He was losing his patience with kuennsberg 

Another waste of questions what do they expect him to say he's just following script.

Its a war of attrition

The tories want it to go away

Why should the media let it go?

They smell lies and these dicks in charge have let em smell it

Its not going away

2 minutes ago, Casino said:

Its a war of attrition

The tories want it to go away

Why should the media let it go?

They've asked the same question over and over.They are not going to get a different answer.For what its worth I think Cummings is lying but will they get rid not a chance

 

Given he already said he supported Cummings multiple times on Twitter, it was a bit pointless for the first four questions to all be variations of that. Burley and Ferrari tied Gove up in knots getting him to endorse some of the absurd parts of the story.

And there were plenty of questions unasked about testing, the App and this new announcement of PPE (when will it be delivered, is it all just single gloves and aprons etc).

Was all a bit of a waste.

23 minutes ago, 1969 said:

Another waste of questions what do they expect him to say he's just following script.

They weren't all wasted questions.The Health Secretary said to the vicar that they will be looking at changing govt policy on fines given to people travelling for child care reasons.

People who were given fines for travelling to provide child care will be pleased about that