Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

https://www.survation.com/westminster-voting-intention-and-leadership-approval-ratings-26-may-2020/

11 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

They weren't all wasted questions.The Health Secretary said to the vicar that they will be looking at changing govt policy on fines given to people travelling for child care reasons.

People who were given fines for travelling to provide child care will be pleased about that

That was a very good question from the vicar/man of the cloth. It's a pity that our esteemed journalists couldn't think of it either, instead of asking the same question, again and again. 

And my take on Cummings is that he's a lying little weasel. He should've resigned/been sacked. I think Bozzo has made a big error in backing the little cunt. 

Loved it when Wankcock cut off Peston, now he's another who thinks he's the cleverest man in the room.....

24 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

They weren't all wasted questions.The Health Secretary said to the vicar that they will be looking at changing govt policy on fines given to people travelling for child care reasons.

People who were given fines for travelling to provide child care will be pleased about that

How many people have been fined for travelling to provide childcare?

1 minute ago, Boby Brno said:

How many people have been fined for travelling to provide childcare?

I'd guess at not many.

Look forward to finding out

3 minutes ago, Boby Brno said:

How many people have been fined for travelling to provide childcare?

1, Cummings, retrospectively, followed up swiftly with a refund

46 minutes ago, Casino said:

Its a war of attrition

The tories want it to go away

Why should the media let it go?

Absolutely.  

They have made their bed so had better get used to it.

It will be the same with the opposition parties and you can understand why.

 

10 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Nice one Mr Hancock, fuck off Peston!

Thats how you do it. 

Darren fucking Grimes!!!

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

Darren fucking Grimes!!!

A trio of cunts, Hancock, Grimes and Peston

38 minutes ago, Roger_Dubuis said:

They weren't all wasted questions.The Health Secretary said to the vicar that they will be looking at changing govt policy on fines given to people travelling for child care reasons.

People who were given fines for travelling to provide child care will be pleased about that

What an absolute shitshow this has become

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

What an absolute shitshow this has become

Why's that?

The way Hancock shot peston down will be the norm now even before this with Cummings the media have been so amateurish with questions

said it weeks ago we don’t need daily briefings unless something important comes about 

My favourite Darren Grimes tweet ever. What a fucking bellend 

 

I can’t watch Peston without expecting him to ask “When will woderwick be weleased?”

14 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

What an absolute shitshow this has become

That's Matt Hancock back in the doghouse then. He'll need to go on another course of how to avoid answering questions.

What have I missed? 

Gove almost laughing his way through that interview this morning was fantastic and tells you everything you need to know about the whole shit show.

By fantastic I mean it served as an excellent illustration, not that it was a good way to carry on.

 

31 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

A trio of cunts, Hancock, Grimes and Peston

Cunt trifecta 

To paraphrase a popular response on here

This episode by the Tories will be very clearly remembered up in the North East heartlands that last year gave them such a show of support next time the ballot boxes are open.

Frankly, an election tomorrow and the Tories would be my 4th choice out of 3 because of their dizzying arrogance.

If they furlough me on full pay with regular reacharounds until the next election, they might just get my vote.

Classic Dom

 

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

Infection rate down, hospital C-19 admissions down, deaths going down.

Shops and some Schools re-opening fro Monday 15th June.

Looks like we are getting back to a bit of normality, who knows pubs and Football may be back sooner than we think.

PLENTY OF POSITIVES.

Don’t be daft 

folk focus on other things 

7 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Classic Dom

 

Busted

https://www.thenational.scot/news/18474584.dominic-cummings-added-coronavirus-quote-blog-april/

That's the sort of thing i wish I'd discovered first

1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Don’t be daft 

folk focus on other things 

There are plenty of positives.

These are the basics we’ve all sacrificed so much to achieve and should be the minimum we can expect.

Focussing on a key player taking the piss whilst we all haven’t is fair dinkum if you ask me.

5 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

Busted

https://www.thenational.scot/news/18474584.dominic-cummings-added-coronavirus-quote-blog-april/

That's the sort of thing i wish I'd discovered first

First rule of lying, keep it simple😀

1 minute ago, Spider said:

There are plenty of positives.

These are the basics we’ve all sacrificed so much to achieve and should be the minimum we can expect.

Focussing on a key player taking the piss whilst we all haven’t is fair dinkum if you ask me.

Look he’s given his account like it or not

the PM has stuck by him

as grey said things are looking up
 

I skim read this thread but I think there is one thing EVERYBODY seems to agree on.

Peston is a cunt.