In for the night. Just liberated the Polish shop for my sustenance 😊

Edited September 21, 20223 yr by deane koontz

Bought a few cans this week

Saw Raz at Leyland Booze Buster on Monday

Today I got my Founders KBS and Breakfast stout from beerhop

Then a Rivi delivery tomorrow- the new DIPA, that ace chain house brew, crowlers and the HMP pastie collab using their stout

If you've not tried HMP pasties by the way you should. The jerk pie is 👌 they deliver locally.

28 minutes ago, Bigtoe said:

Bought a few cans this week

Saw Raz at Leyland Booze Buster on Monday

Today I got my Founders KBS and Breakfast stout from beerhop

Then a Rivi delivery tomorrow- the new DIPA, that ace chain house brew, crowlers and the HMP pastie collab using their stout

If you've not tried HMP pasties by the way you should. The jerk pie is 👌 they deliver locally.

Strange ways makes pasties? 

Raz is starting deliveries which is dangerous.

 

2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Strange ways makes pasties? 

I met Lee who runs it, he's doing great things and his business is growing 

https://hmpasties.com/about-us/

BBC did a story on him a few weeks ago

Won't be disappointed 

1 hour ago, Kane57 said:

Raz is starting deliveries which is dangerous.

 

He's so enthusiastic about it you just really want it to work out for him

He was looking at how he could maybe depart from BB clutches as I don't think they are in favour 

Breakfast stout is the drink of the gods

21 minutes ago, crawshawbooth said:

Breakfast stout is the drink of the gods

I think you may be getting confused..

39 minutes ago, Spider said:

I think you may be getting confused..

i dont mean a sunday morning tipple

find it on draught , it is immense 😃

Overtone have rebrewed southern hemisphere

Its a cracker and only 5er for 440

9 hours ago, Casino said:

Overtone have rebrewed southern hemisphere

Its a cracker and only 5er for 440

Where do you get it from?

direct, pal

but ive asked em to get in touch with wrights

for now though, brewery order...ive got some and some opaque dankness

17 minutes ago, Casino said:

direct, pal

but ive asked em to get in touch with wrights

for now though, brewery order...ive got some and some opaque dankness

Opaque Dankness; great name!

I know somewhere these bargain £5 cans can be sourced.

M. Beans Ltd.

Jackhouse Industrial Estate.

Beanstalk Way

Fleeceton.

IBN G1PD.

Look out for either of these fellas, they'll fix you up...

1 hour ago, boltondiver said:

Opaque Dankness; great name!

Gonna call mine transparent darkness AKA can of mixed race 

Edited March 12, 20215 yr by Rudy

I'm starting a Craft Brewery

Doing a range of stouts and IPA's:

 

"Putrified Goth Blood" - a thick, glutinous stout with unsubtle flavours of liquorice, farmers welly grooves, catering coffee and lobby. A heady 11% abv that lingers on the tongue like a rotten memory. It's basically Mackeson with a George's Marvellous Medicine list of additions. £37.93 per fathom.

"My Uncle Touched Me Where He Shouldn't" - Our NEIPA offering is an 8.8% powerhouse that will leave you wishing you hadn't. Instead of hops, we've liquidised privet hedge cuttings from a nearby council estate. The infusion of mongrel dog shit and tramp piss creates acrid clashes on the palate that bring back childhood memories you've pushed deep, deep down. We've blasted it through a Soda Stream we found in a bin to make it dead fizzy. £16.08 per eggcup.

"Fuck me this lager tastes like socks" - Cheap, 2.6% abv lager we got from Costco then left to soak in a a tin bath full of socks from the charity shop. We've spiced it up by infusing (because that makes it sound like we've tried hard) it with home distilled pocheen. It'll almost certainly put you in hospital. Decanted into old Evian 500ml bottles we found somewhere. £8.94 each.

Edited March 12, 20215 yr by Spider

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

I'm starting a Craft Brewery

Doing a range of stouts and IPA's:

 

"Putrified Goth Blood" - a thick, glutinous stout with unsubtle flavours of liquorice, farmers welly grooves, catering coffee and lobby. A heady 11% abv that lingers on the tongue like a rotten memory. It's basically Mackeson with a George's Marvellous Medicine list of additions. £37.93 per fathom.

"My Uncle Touched Me Where He Shouldn't" - Our NEIPA offering is an 8.8% powerhouse that will leave you wishing you hadn't. Instead of hops, we've liquidised privet hedge cuttings from a nearby council estate. The infusion of mongrel dog shit and tramp piss creates acrid clashes on the palate that bring back childhood memories you've pushed deep, deep down. We've blasted it through a Soda Stream we found in a bin to make it dead fizzy. £16.08 per eggcup.

"Fuck me this lager tastes like socks" - Cheap, 2.6% abv lager we got from Costco then left to soak in a a tin bath full of socks from the charity shop. We've spiced it up by infusing (because that makes it sound like we've tried hard) it with home distilled pocheen. It'll almost certainly put you in hospital. Decanted into old Evian 500ml bottles we found somewhere. £8.94 each.

Yuppys will love it. 

9 minutes ago, Spider said:

I'm starting a Craft Brewery

Doing a range of stouts and IPA's:

 

"Putrified Goth Blood" - a thick, glutinous stout with unsubtle flavours of liquorice, farmers welly grooves, catering coffee and lobby. A heady 11% abv that lingers on the tongue like a rotten memory. It's basically Mackeson with a George's Marvellous Medicine list of additions. £37.93 per fathom.

"My Uncle Touched Me Where He Shouldn't" - Our NEIPA offering is an 8.8% powerhouse that will leave you wishing you hadn't. Instead of hops, we've liquidised privet hedge cuttings from a nearby council estate. The infusion of mongrel dog shit and tramp piss creates acrid clashes on the palate that bring back childhood memories you've pushed deep, deep down. We've blasted it through a Soda Stream we found in a bin to make it dead fizzy. £16.08 per eggcup.

"Fuck me this lager tastes like socks" - Cheap, 2.6% abv lager we got from Costco then left to soak in a a tin bath full of socks from the charity shop. We've spiced it up by infusing (because that makes it sound like we've tried hard) it with home distilled pocheen. It'll almost certainly put you in hospital. Decanted into old Evian 500ml bottles we found somewhere. £8.94 each.

Where can I purchase these?

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Yuppys will love it. 

I'm filming an advert of a cheeky cockney market trader falling through an open bar whilst holding my NEIPA as I type.

It's funny because he falls over.

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

Where can I purchase these?

Online. Delivery charge is £87 and your order is put into an Asda carrier bag and thrown at startling velocity into your lounge window.

Wright's will be selling it too with a 400% mark up

Got a few bottles of Erdinger. Good shout fellas 👍

7 hours ago, Spider said:

Online. Delivery charge is £87 and your order is put into an Asda carrier bag and thrown at startling velocity into your lounge window.

Wright's will be selling it too with a 400% mark up

does that mean you will not be providing hand pumps or party glasses

8 hours ago, Spider said:

I'm starting a Craft Brewery

Doing a range of stouts and IPA's:

 

"Putrified Goth Blood" - a thick, glutinous stout with unsubtle flavours of liquorice, farmers welly grooves, catering coffee and lobby. A heady 11% abv that lingers on the tongue like a rotten memory. It's basically Mackeson with a George's Marvellous Medicine list of additions. £37.93 per fathom.

"My Uncle Touched Me Where He Shouldn't" - Our NEIPA offering is an 8.8% powerhouse that will leave you wishing you hadn't. Instead of hops, we've liquidised privet hedge cuttings from a nearby council estate. The infusion of mongrel dog shit and tramp piss creates acrid clashes on the palate that bring back childhood memories you've pushed deep, deep down. We've blasted it through a Soda Stream we found in a bin to make it dead fizzy. £16.08 per eggcup.

"Fuck me this lager tastes like socks" - Cheap, 2.6% abv lager we got from Costco then left to soak in a a tin bath full of socks from the charity shop. We've spiced it up by infusing (because that makes it sound like we've tried hard) it with home distilled pocheen. It'll almost certainly put you in hospital. Decanted into old Evian 500ml bottles we found somewhere. £8.94 each.

🙂🙂Quality. Funniest thing I've read on here for years. You daft fucker.

 

 

10 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Opaque Dankness; great name!

Just had one, was good

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Got a few bottles of Erdinger. Good shout fellas 👍

Aye, that and Mikeller AF Wheat Beer are the only decent ones I've come across, both in Sainsbury's

2 minutes ago, Zico said:

Just had one, was good

Just keeping @Youri McAnespiehappy, having a 7.5% £1.29 pear cider from BM