In for the night. Just liberated the Polish shop for my sustenance 😊

Edited September 21, 20223 yr by deane koontz

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Can't remember the last time I wore jeans.

Blue jeans, probably years tbh.

I'm in shorts most of the time, let the birds see the rabbit 😎.

I used to have a real thing about 'kneeing' jeans, I wouldn't have dreamt of riding a bike in them. I pull them up before sitting down like some old bloke with his slacks.

It only takes one or two things to make jeans look shit.

Being 40+ is one, having them balloon out at the knee (being 'kneed'), not keeping up with prevailing fashion regarding 'cut', any fraying...

I've recently(ish) discovered joggers - they're like substitute shorts Dec-March.

Going commando in joggers is one of life's great pleasures.

I don't condone it, in public at least, but I understand why the yoot stick their hands down their joggers - it's to tent the material and afford even more room for the genitals to swing freely.

 

Do you take the pocket out too?

11 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Do you take the pocket out too?

Nah, I just stick my hands down the front like the yoot.

One of my mat..my acquaintances used to habitually rip his jeans pocket lining when we were kids.

His mam took to sewing up the pockets completely - which was harsh as though he often threatened to 'pocket wank' to my knowledge he never actually did.

Just ordered 2 x 6packs from Glen Affric

Not sure if somebody said they knew them, maybe @mickbrown

Come well reviewed and 'only' 3.50 a can

11 hours ago, Rudy said:

If you’ve ever drank fosters or carlsberg you’ve drank alcohol free beer 

I'd sooner drink Nordkurve's alkohol free Deutsch Sscheiße Beer than them....

 

@Nordkurve - Weißbier doesn't translate as Wheat Beer - it's Weizenbeer. Are the Krauts telling you tales?

 

 

6 hours ago, jeep said:

I'd sooner drink Nordkurve's alkohol free Deutsch Sscheiße Beer than them....

 

@Nordkurve - Weißbier doesn't translate as Wheat Beer - it's Weizenbeer. Are the Krauts telling you tales?

 

 

Maybe it doesn't technically translate to Wheat Beer, but we are talking about Bavaria here. They have their own Language. Weißbier is Bavarian wheat Beer. They aren't telling me Porkies. There are at least 4 Breweries within 10 Km of my House all making this stuff.

9 hours ago, Casino said:

Just ordered 2 x 6packs from Glen Affric

Not sure if somebody said they knew them, maybe @mickbrown

Come well reviewed and 'only' 3.50 a can

can't be very good, then

Weiss (can’t do that fancy double-s character) is German for white. 

3 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Weiss (can’t do that fancy double-s character) is German for white. 

The eszett, as it's known or ß
 

12 hours ago, MickyD said:

Weiss (can’t do that fancy double-s character) is German for white. 

Correct, but Weißbier translates to Wheat Beer, just like Land translates to Country, but Landschildkröte translates to Tortoise.

8 hours ago, Nordkurve said:

Correct, but Weißbier translates to Wheat Beer, just like Land translates to Country, but Landschildkröte translates to Tortoise.

Brilliant! Why wouldn’t a word incorporating Land and Child mean Tortoise?

24 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Brilliant! Why wouldn’t a word incorporating Land and Child mean Tortoise?

It actually translates as shield toad

Schilde - shield 

Kröte - Toad

 

14 hours ago, Spider said:

It actually translates as shield toad

Schilde - shield 

Kröte - Toad

 

it doesn't matter what it translates to though. A LandschildKröte is a Tortoise. It isn't a shield toad.

19 hours ago, MickyD said:

Brilliant! Why wouldn’t a word incorporating Land and Child mean Tortoise?

There are some good ones. A Squirrel is an Eichhörnchen in German. If you split it down to Eich and Hörnchen it would be be a Calibration Croissant

I just looked up a random animal. I picked giraffe.

Im German, that becomes giraffen. Perhaps I need to pick another if I’m making a humorous point here.

On 08/03/2021 at 17:57, MickyD said:

Weiss (can’t do that fancy double-s character) is German for white. 

I thought it was Slovakian for Shite 

Schmetterling.

Butterfly.

Little cream eater.

The morons thought butterflies ate dairy products.

No wonder they lost the wars and love Scooter.

By eck they're shite.

Worst band ever.

All the stuff the 'singer' does to attempt to look young (guyliner, jewellery, dyed hair etc.) backfires badly and makes him look even more like Steptoe.

30 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I thought it was Slovakian for Shite 

I did actually laugh. Not out loud but laughed all the same.

3 minutes ago, MickyD said:

I did actually laugh. Not out loud but laughed all the same.

I’m here all week 

The Manatee is a Sea Cow in german.

San Diego, in German, means a whales vagina. 

Horwich, in German, means Land of Snitches.......

1 hour ago, jeep said:

Horwich, in German, means Land of Snitches.......

And in french, also

Greek week at lidl next week, get stocked up with Mythos and pretend you're on holiday 👍

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Greek week at lidl next week, get stocked up with Mythos and pretend you're on holiday 👍

Call in on Wednesday evening, as it may all be gone by Thursday afternoon. 

HTH 

1 minute ago, jeep said:

Call in on Wednesday evening, as it may all be gone by Thursday afternoon. 

HTH 

Not that I can have any anyway. Will just stock pile for August