Youri McAnespie Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Can't remember the last time I wore jeans. Blue jeans, probably years tbh. I'm in shorts most of the time, let the birds see the rabbit 😎. I used to have a real thing about 'kneeing' jeans, I wouldn't have dreamt of riding a bike in them. I pull them up before sitting down like some old bloke with his slacks. It only takes one or two things to make jeans look shit. Being 40+ is one, having them balloon out at the knee (being 'kneed'), not keeping up with prevailing fashion regarding 'cut', any fraying... I've recently(ish) discovered joggers - they're like substitute shorts Dec-March. Going commando in joggers is one of life's great pleasures. I don't condone it, in public at least, but I understand why the yoot stick their hands down their joggers - it's to tent the material and afford even more room for the genitals to swing freely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 7, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Can't remember the last time I wore jeans. Blue jeans, probably years tbh. I'm in shorts most of the time, let the birds see the rabbit 😎. I used to have a real thing about 'kneeing' jeans, I wouldn't have dreamt of riding a bike in them. I pull them up before sitting down like some old bloke with his slacks. It only takes one or two things to make jeans look shit. Being 40+ is one, having them balloon out at the knee (being 'kneed'), not keeping up with prevailing fashion regarding 'cut', any fraying... I've recently(ish) discovered joggers - they're like substitute shorts Dec-March. Going commando in joggers is one of life's great pleasures. I don't condone it, in public at least, but I understand why the yoot stick their hands down their joggers - it's to tent the material and afford even more room for the genitals to swing freely. Do you take the pocket out too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 11 minutes ago, MickyD said: Do you take the pocket out too? Nah, I just stick my hands down the front like the yoot. One of my mat..my acquaintances used to habitually rip his jeans pocket lining when we were kids. His mam took to sewing up the pockets completely - which was harsh as though he often threatened to 'pocket wank' to my knowledge he never actually did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 7, 2021 Moderators Share Posted March 7, 2021 Just ordered 2 x 6packs from Glen Affric Not sure if somebody said they knew them, maybe @mickbrown Come well reviewed and 'only' 3.50 a can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 11 hours ago, Rudy said: If you’ve ever drank fosters or carlsberg you’ve drank alcohol free beer I'd sooner drink Nordkurve's alkohol free Deutsch Sscheiße Beer than them.... @Nordkurve - Weißbier doesn't translate as Wheat Beer - it's Weizenbeer. Are the Krauts telling you tales? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nordkurve Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 6 hours ago, jeep said: I'd sooner drink Nordkurve's alkohol free Deutsch Sscheiße Beer than them.... @Nordkurve - Weißbier doesn't translate as Wheat Beer - it's Weizenbeer. Are the Krauts telling you tales? Maybe it doesn't technically translate to Wheat Beer, but we are talking about Bavaria here. They have their own Language. Weißbier is Bavarian wheat Beer. They aren't telling me Porkies. There are at least 4 Breweries within 10 Km of my House all making this stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 9 hours ago, Casino said: Just ordered 2 x 6packs from Glen Affric Not sure if somebody said they knew them, maybe @mickbrown Come well reviewed and 'only' 3.50 a can can't be very good, then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 8, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 8, 2021 Weiss (can’t do that fancy double-s character) is German for white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, MickyD said: Weiss (can’t do that fancy double-s character) is German for white. The eszett, as it's known or ß Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nordkurve Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 12 hours ago, MickyD said: Weiss (can’t do that fancy double-s character) is German for white. Correct, but Weißbier translates to Wheat Beer, just like Land translates to Country, but Landschildkröte translates to Tortoise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 9, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 9, 2021 8 hours ago, Nordkurve said: Correct, but Weißbier translates to Wheat Beer, just like Land translates to Country, but Landschildkröte translates to Tortoise. Brilliant! Why wouldn’t a word incorporating Land and Child mean Tortoise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 9, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 9, 2021 24 minutes ago, MickyD said: Brilliant! Why wouldn’t a word incorporating Land and Child mean Tortoise? It actually translates as shield toad Schilde - shield Kröte - Toad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nordkurve Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 14 hours ago, Spider said: It actually translates as shield toad Schilde - shield Kröte - Toad it doesn't matter what it translates to though. A LandschildKröte is a Tortoise. It isn't a shield toad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nordkurve Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 19 hours ago, MickyD said: Brilliant! Why wouldn’t a word incorporating Land and Child mean Tortoise? There are some good ones. A Squirrel is an Eichhörnchen in German. If you split it down to Eich and Hörnchen it would be be a Calibration Croissant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 10, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2021 I just looked up a random animal. I picked giraffe. Im German, that becomes giraffen. Perhaps I need to pick another if I’m making a humorous point here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 10, 2021 Members Share Posted March 10, 2021 On 08/03/2021 at 17:57, MickyD said: Weiss (can’t do that fancy double-s character) is German for white. I thought it was Slovakian for Shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Schmetterling. Butterfly. Little cream eater. The morons thought butterflies ate dairy products. No wonder they lost the wars and love Scooter. By eck they're shite. Worst band ever. All the stuff the 'singer' does to attempt to look young (guyliner, jewellery, dyed hair etc.) backfires badly and makes him look even more like Steptoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 10, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2021 30 minutes ago, Rudy said: I thought it was Slovakian for Shite I did actually laugh. Not out loud but laughed all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 10, 2021 Members Share Posted March 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, MickyD said: I did actually laugh. Not out loud but laughed all the same. I’m here all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 The Manatee is a Sea Cow in german. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 San Diego, in German, means a whales vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Horwich, in German, means Land of Snitches....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 10, 2021 Moderators Share Posted March 10, 2021 1 hour ago, jeep said: Horwich, in German, means Land of Snitches....... And in french, also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted March 11, 2021 Members Share Posted March 11, 2021 Greek week at lidl next week, get stocked up with Mythos and pretend you're on holiday 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted March 11, 2021 Share Posted March 11, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Greek week at lidl next week, get stocked up with Mythos and pretend you're on holiday 👍 Call in on Wednesday evening, as it may all be gone by Thursday afternoon. HTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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