Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Zico]

11 hours ago, Escobarp said:

I met a bird from Oslo one year when was on a jaunt to Spain. Most stunning bird I’ve ever met. Couldn’t believe my luck When she was giving me the eye. Went over gave her Esco’s best patter. Few drinks and bobs your uncle. Lads I was with were envious. Time to go back to hers. Then she stood up. Was as wide from the hips down  as me and traf put together. Mahoosive. Face and top half of an angel bottom half of Susan Boyle. I had however invested in a few drinks for her so was I fuck leaving empty handed
 

Still get reminded of it til this day by the lads when were out and a wide vehicle is in the pub. 
 

 

Anyway I digress 

Reminds me of this

 

[Escobarp]

8 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

Reminds me of this

 

😂😂😂😂😂 that’s brilliant

 

question is what would you do?

I would stay 

[Spider]

Be interested to see how this compares...

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2020/oct/22/alcohol-free-guinness-set-to-hit-shelves-in-britain-and-ireland

 

[ErnestTurnip]

My brother had me clear the shelves at Tesco of some Boston Brewery alcohol free stuff that they had on offer to get him through this sober October thing. He claims it's as nice as real beer.

I'm presuming he's having a mid life crisis and is experimenting with the whole Lemon Party scene.

[Traf]

7 hours ago, Spider said:

Be interested to see how this compares...

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2020/oct/22/alcohol-free-guinness-set-to-hit-shelves-in-britain-and-ireland

 

pointless

[Guest]

17 hours ago, Spider said:

Be interested to see how this compares...

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2020/oct/22/alcohol-free-guinness-set-to-hit-shelves-in-britain-and-ireland

 

Thought this was a pissheadery thread?

[crawshawbooth]

Proper pubs shut😩

so we are gonna have a Karpackie afternoon 😃😃

[DaisyHWanderer]

6 hours ago, crawshawbooth said:

Proper pubs shut😩

so we are gonna have a Karpackie afternoon 😃😃

Sounds dangerous

[crawshawbooth]

8 minutes ago, DaisyHWanderer said:

Sounds dangerous

dont worry we survived it

normal service resumed 

8x king goblin for tonight

 

[Casino]

Ill usually pick up 4 cans at a time when i see one i fancy, but the fridge is full, so sadly, just one of each from 'big' morrisons

Brew yorks juice forsyth...nice enough drink, names better than the beer

Northern monks transient...fantastic. Definitely top tier supermarket beer. Think it was over 3 quid though

Ill be topping up

I mean, lockdown could be coming and you cant be too careful

[crawshawbooth]

Knock on a door earlier today and picked up a half case of red wine for £18

£3 a bottle for the mathematicians on here

will report back if it is palatable , but a lot of places have re stocked with booze now have closed and are looking for a return on their cash float

[Kane57]

18 hours ago, Casino said:

Ill usually pick up 4 cans at a time when i see one i fancy, but the fridge is full, so sadly, just one of each from 'big' morrisons

Brew yorks juice forsyth...nice enough drink, names better than the beer

Northern monks transient...fantastic. Definitely top tier supermarket beer. Think it was over 3 quid though

Ill be topping up

I mean, lockdown could be coming and you cant be too careful

they do a guava one that's excellent

[Guest]

Got a triple hazy for the match

£4!

[Guest]

2 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Got a triple hazy for the match

£4!

9.5%

[crawshawbooth]

35 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

9.5%

off who?

where ?

any good ?

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, crawshawbooth said:

off who?

where ?

any good ?

Morrison’s 

yes, enjoyed it

now on Clairvoyance Ddh IPA

Also v nice

[Casino]

3 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Got a triple hazy for the match

£4!

i picked 2 up and ive had one

Dont remember opening it, never mind finishing it

Bit of a waste really

 

 

You do need to get the NM Transient

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Casino said:

i picked 2 up and ive had one

Dont remember opening it, never mind finishing it

Bit of a waste really

 

 

You do need to get the NM Transient

From?

[crawshawbooth]

17 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Morrison’s 

yes, enjoyed it

now on Clairvoyance Ddh IPA

Also v nice

my £3 a bottle is emminately acceptable

[Casino]

17 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

From?

COR Morrisons should have it

[Guest]

This thread seems to be having a 2nd wave

[Spider]

I’ve had some time off

That time is over

Some Bordeaux is getting a right seeing to

[crawshawbooth]

17 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

This thread seems to be having a 2nd wave

i can see what you did there 😄

[ErnestTurnip]

I've come to realise that rather than being full of vile, druggie thugs the site is actually full of captains of industry and leading experts on important issues of the day who all enjoy fine dining and drinking.

In the hope that some of that rubs off on me I've not bought ale for this weekend, instead I've bought some of that Jam Shed stuff - am I best drinking it out of a mug or a pint pot ?

[Spider]

1 minute ago, ErnestTurnip said:

I've come to realise that rather than being full of vile, druggie thugs the site is actually full of captains of industry and leading experts on important issues of the day who all enjoy fine dining and drinking.

In the hope that some of that rubs off on me I've not bought ale for this weekend, instead I've bought some of that Jam Shed stuff - am I best drinking it out of a mug or a pint pot ?

Post of the month.

We’re all cunts when it boils down to it.