bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, Rudy said: This is worthy of a whole thread Fuck, I didn't change it in time Quote
Escobarp Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Rudy said: This is worthy of a whole thread Seconded. This needs proper air time. Quote
Spider Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Fuck, I didn't change it in time If her husband isn’t a bandit, he should have - at the very least - been stood in the corner of the room wanking into one of your shoes Quote
Escobarp Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, Spider said: If her husband isn’t a bandit, he should have - at the very least - been stood in the corner of the room wanking into one of your shoes Whilst eating a pasty Quote
Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: Whilst eating a pasty And pouring gravy into their fu fu Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: And pouring gravy into their fu fu Bit niche that Quote
Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Bit niche that What if I swapped gravy for greenhalghs chilli and chicken soup? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, Rudy said: What if I swapped gravy for greenhalghs chilli and chicken soup? Might be a bit tingly that Quote
Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Might be a bit tingly that High Maintenance you BB Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, Rudy said: High Maintenance you BB Aye. Very. Quote
Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Aye. Very. Until you’ve had rum 😂 Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, Rudy said: Until you’ve had rum 😂 Fucks sake 😂 wasn't even that bad. Quote
Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Fucks sake 😂 wasn't even that bad. We’ll be the judge of that Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Rudy said: We’ll be the judge of that Only God judges me. And he ain't that pleased 😂😂😂 Quote
Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Only God judges me. And he ain't that pleased 😂😂😂 Did you lose your Casio in her? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 18 minutes ago, Rudy said: Did you lose your Casio in her? Calculator? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Casino said: Watch 🙄 I know. And no. Not quite 😂 Quote
Spider Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Calculator? According to my brief internet research, you’ll have been wearing 8 inch stilettos with see-through heels. Quote
Rudy Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: 🙄 I know. And no. Not quite 😂 That’s all I needed. Thanks Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 3, 2020 Posted October 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Spider said: According to my brief internet research, you’ll have been wearing 8 inch stilettos with see-through heels. Yeah I'm comfier in my spezials these days👍 Quote
Traf Posted October 4, 2020 Posted October 4, 2020 On 02/10/2020 at 09:51, Casino said: Have you not got holidays to (can)sell Sadly, yes. £30k worth of Turkey bookings for half-term up the shitter. Not great coinciding with a month off the ale. Ended up caning a litre of rum over the weekend. Quote
Spider Posted October 4, 2020 Posted October 4, 2020 (edited) 23,000 cases reported today. The fuck is going on? Edit: 16,000 cases “found” that hadn’t been reported a few weeks ago. So 7,000 today and some government fuckery elsewhere Edited October 4, 2020 by Spider Quote
MickyD Posted October 4, 2020 Posted October 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Traf said: Not great coinciding with a month off the ale. Ended up caning a litre of rum over the weekend. Great play on words for your Sober October No ale allowed so sup spirits. Quote
Traf Posted October 4, 2020 Posted October 4, 2020 Correct, laying off beer as it's time to shift some timber. A litre of rum has the same calories as just 12 pints of Guinness. Quote
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