9 hours ago, gonzo said:

Id lick the cunts ball sack so I could say Ive been near her.

😂

9 hours ago, Dr Faustus said:

Patrick Whelan (@Patrick__Whelan) Tweeted:
@ElizabethHurley https://t.co/dqY07Cj4L8

 

 

That response though... 

 

Miss Elizabeth is lucky enough to have been an object of my desire for almost 30 years. I could've repopulated China with the amount of Daddy Sauce I've spaffed though my fingers over her. 

She has that something special about her, as did Helen Mirren in her younger days.... Not that I still wouldn't now obvs 😁

8 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

Just seen them Kitchen Disco videos of Sophie Ellis-Baxter, I would kick all them sprogs out of her Disco kitchen before I ravished Ms SE-B 😋 

She looks like Stewie from Family Guy

8 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

Just seen them Kitchen Disco videos of Sophie Ellis-Baxter, I would kick all them sprogs out of her Disco kitchen before I ravished Ms SE-B 😋 

Did you hear about her getting found murdered in a French footballers nightclub?

9 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

Just seen them Kitchen Disco videos of Sophie Ellis-Baxter, I would kick all them sprogs out of her Disco kitchen before I ravished Ms SE-B 😋 

Not sure if you've heard, but she was killed at a French footballer's nightclub.

45 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Sophie is alive and well, I've checked Wiki, there is obviously a punchline to this that I'm not privy to... I shall not be participating, but its something about being murdered on a dance floor 💃🕺

It's an old joke on here mate.  Don't worry about it, go and grab yourself a burger from Burger King on Middlebrook.

39 minutes ago, DazBob said:

It's an old joke on here mate.  Don't worry about it, go and grab yourself a burger from Burger King on Middlebrook.

I'm here now. Deffo no burger King. Are you sure its not a Nandos? 😉

Definitely not Nando’s. If you’re after a Nando’s the closest one is under Market Place.

Is the millhouse still there?

I heard she was killed in a French footballers ballroom- I vividly remember tucking into a Whopper at Middlebrook as it was announced. 

 

Anyway, them RBK signs look ace

57 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Definitely not Nando’s. If you’re after a Nando’s the closest one is under Market Place.

You sure? Deffo could have sworn there was a Nandos 

Never mind all that.

Has anyone else read this?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/dec/18/woman-burned-alive-in-lift1

What a bastard...

He favvers Drogba.

Speaking of murderous bastards, has anyone watched 'The Serpent' it's about a serial killer in the 70's.

That tidy 'in her thirties but favvers jailbait' girl off Emmerdale plays his girlfriend - it looks good.

4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Never mind all that.

Has anyone else read this?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/dec/18/woman-burned-alive-in-lift1

What a bastard...

He favvers Drogba.

Speaking of murderous bastards, has anyone watched 'The Serpent' it's about a serial killer in the 70's.

That tidy 'in her thirties but favvers jailbait' girl off Emmerdale plays his girlfriend - it looks good.

@Anianother recommendation for the Serpent pal 

Any recommendations for a short series? some just go on too long

wrong thread 

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40 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

You sure? Deffo could have sworn there was a Nandos 

 

20 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Its a Nando's.

This was confirmed months ago.

There was plans to turn the BK into a Nando’s but it all fell through.

29 minutes ago, MickyD said:

 

There was plans to turn the BK into a Nando’s but it all fell through.

Yeah that's what I heard. Both shit anyway. 

Maybe Nandos can take over the chickichentos now that's gone to the wall 

1 hour ago, Mr Grey said:

Its a Nando's.

This was confirmed months ago.

No it's not.  Its definitely still a Burger King.

1 hour ago, Mr Grey said:

It's been highly recommended in the 'TV Shows' thread, and it's also been mentioned that Jenna Coleman looks very tidy indeed 👌

She is not a MILF, but definitely worth a dabble 🤓

The missus said she was in Emmerdale Farm.  Not that I watch it much but I don't remember her being in it - how long ago was that?

1 minute ago, DazBob said:

The missus said she was in Emmerdale Farm.  Not that I watch it much but I don't remember her being in it - how long ago was that?

she was, I think she was a lezza with Debbie Dingle wasn't she, about ten years ago maybe?

2 minutes ago, DazBob said:

The missus said she was in Emmerdale Farm.  Not that I watch it much but I don't remember her being in it - how long ago was that?

Think she was related to the vicar around 2006ish

7 minutes ago, Sweep said:

she was, I think she was a lezza with Debbie Dingle wasn't she, about ten years ago maybe?

LAWDAMERCY

Will these scenes be available for research?

13 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Maybe Nandos can take over the chickichentos now that's gone to the wall 

No wonder it folded.

Chicititos price.

Bottle of Brooklyn Lager - £7.

Tiny piece of chicken and some par-fry chips in a little zinc bucket - £23.

Plus having to tolerate a load of middle-aged bob-millionaires from trampy wife-beatery* Horwich.

Whereas...

FIVE Brooklyn Lagers from Home Bargains - £3.49.

Colonel's Bucket for One from KFC - £8.

Eat and drink and make merry in the bus shelter on The Linkway - better class of people there.

 

* Horwich accounts for a disproportionate amount of kettle scaldings and general brutish spousal abuse incidents - FACT.

Consult the BEN.

7 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Left in 2009, she was a teenager, nothing special... she played the vicars niece, but has now grown in to a fine looking women.

Kin’ell George Clooney is here 

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Kin’ell George Clooney is here 

You beat me

nothing special come on grey