Youri McAnespie Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: Just take your own cans, on the morning walks too Youri McAnespie likes this. He also likes 3rd person referrals. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Whoosh! And good for you it's whoosh... This girl (woman) told me she used to pass a public toilet in a leafy lane (near Chorley)... Anyway - she used to see a young bloke hanging around with a big woven bag for life on a regular basis. She thought it odd but let it pass until she mentioned it to a colleague. Apparenently the bag is to stand in so there's only one pair of feet/soes on display in the gap under the traps. Â Well fuck me. That's so tangential I'm glad I got whooshed. Where the fuck do such things come from- surely a hearty plastic job would be more practical as it won't absorb any fluids from the floor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 I think that's the last of those bloke's worries... After she told me that tale I now know why, when I was a kid, my old man told me to have a piss off the bridge at Barrow Bridge terminus - instead of in the bogs there. "Dad, why's there holes in the walls of the toilet?" "Never mind son, go and wee off the bridge - see if you can hit a frog" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I think that's the last of those bloke's worries... After she told me that tale I now know why, when I was a kid, my old man told me to have a piss off the bridge at Barrow Bridge terminus - instead of in the bogs there. "Dad, why's there holes in the walls of the toilet?" "Never mind son, go and wee off the bridge - see if you can hit a frog" A possible summer activity there to replace cricket and the Olympics. Frog pissing from bridges. Points awarded: 5 for moving the stream to hit the fucker, and a bonus 5 if the initial drops hit first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 I guess I just want the security of knowing there will be a job/industry to go back to. If that was all fine then I’m certainly enjoying the weather and the countryside on my doorstep but I have to say I am actually missing town now. Cant wait to get back out and about, going to have c a Saturday in Brixton, then up to borough market maybe, few pints walk down the southbank etc just a normal Saturday would be really welcome.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Plenty of weekends away for me exploring the Highlands and Islands.  spend more time with my mum as well trying to get back into seeing her once a week and fitting my work schedule around that.  firstly will be a 3/4 day bender I imagine. Out on the Friday and home when I’m home. Get that out my system also want to start fishing again. Both coarse which I can do and learn how to fly fish and then hopefully get some salmon fishing in on the tweed later in the year then Thailand in December for 17 nights to round off the year. Pre Xmas reacharound at Annie’s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 (edited) 'Arrival' is on the telly on Film4 but I'm looking out through the window instead at the remnants of sunlight on the horizon, pink and grey clouds, shadows of trees and the shadow of the Earth causing a sliver crescent moon - reality is stranger than fiction... And then my sister sends me footage of Tommeh and loads of Barrow bellends breaking lockdown and my 'only intelligent life in limitless expanse' reverie is over... I wonder if I can get to Morrisons before 10? Edited May 26, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 26, 2020 Members Share Posted May 26, 2020 10 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: 'Arrival' is on the telly on Film4 but I'm looking out through the window instead at the remnants of sunlight on the horizon, pink and grey clouds, shadows of trees and the shadow of the Earth causing a sliver crescent moon - reality is stranger than fiction... And then my sister sends me footage of Tommeh and loads of Barrow bellends breaking lockdown and my 'only intelligent life in limitless expanse' reverie is over... I wonder if I can get to Morrisons before 10? Can’t wait to meet you Youri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 You'll owe me £16.20 for 2x18x440ml of Magners Cider I'll bring for the aperitif/pre jollyboy's drinkipoos. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 Sorry, £8.10...your half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 11 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: You'll owe me £16.20 for 2x18x440ml of Magners Cider I'll bring for the aperitif/pre jollyboy's drinkipoos. 😉 Hand on heart youri how many could you plough through do you reckon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 26, 2020 Members Share Posted May 26, 2020 14 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Sorry, £8.10...your half. I’m good for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 (edited) @Escobarp At present - hardly owt. Not big, nor clever but I dunno how much I've done in in the past... Once I bumped my head a tad and ended up in A+E... The nice nurse who later came to see me said I was a sort of record holder for blood alcohol level of someone ambulatory and (sort-of) compus mentus. Sommat from a blip a few years back... http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/topic/87479-not-attention-seeking-but-i-might-as-well-come-out/page/4/ Not big and clever and dunno if my liver is up to similar shenanigans now 😕 Quote Well I'd gone from, on Saturday, supping about five litres of 'Beeno Teento', a good half litre of Ron Arehucas Oro (nice chap) and about twenty odd cans or bottles and a few shots of Olmeca Tequila (all day mind)... Edited May 26, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 I'm looking forward to getting the house back to myself, cracking on with trying to resurrect my business and moving it forward. As for pubs, I'm not remotely interested in going anywhere near one for the first fortnight they're open. It'll be a like a 2-week long New year's Eve, with wankers clogging the place and all the pent-up testosterone on display : brawls everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 That was in 24 hours... Not clever. Not a humblebrag either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Just now, Traf said: As for pubs, I'm not remotely interested in going anywhere near one for the first fortnight they're open. It'll be a like a 2-week long New year's Eve, with wankers clogging the place and all the pent-up testosterone on display : brawls everywhere. Sounds like a good night out that pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: That was in 24 hours... Not clever. Not a humblebrag either. Fucking hell. That’s serious going that. I’m not going in a round with you that’s for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 I'm not a massive unit like Waddy either haha... 6' 2" and shrinking - 83-100kg. Probably about 87-90kg now. My late dad had 'hollow legs' according to my also late mam...he was only about 5' 9 and wiry but I witnessed him drink about 16 pints and shorts at sixty and be up at 8am for work next day... Genetics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2020 I’m looking forward to not having to wash my hands like I’m fucking Rainman all the time.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Arehucos Oro? aka Canary islands Brasso. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 26, 2020 Members Share Posted May 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, Spider said: I’m looking forward to not having to wash my hands like I’m fucking Rainman all the time.  Just chop em off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: Just chop em off I can do one How do I do the other one though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Chew it off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted May 26, 2020 Members Share Posted May 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, Spider said: I can do one How do I do the other one though? You got a nutri bullet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted May 26, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: You got a nutri bullet? Yes but I’m growing a bonsai tree in it at the minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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