Dr Faustus Posted July 18 Posted July 18 17 minutes ago, boltonboris said: Going into u12’s mate. It’s Erica Year 7? Quote
CJG Posted July 19 Posted July 19 20 hours ago, boltonboris said: Jacked in coaching my sons team a few weeks ago. U8 going into U9 and the behaviour of a couple of the kids was f-kin appalling. Parents hid behind their neurodivergence and it got to the point refs were walking off and opposition managers were abandoning games. 1 little cvnt in particular started bullying my lad towards the end of last season, because he didn't like me punishing him, or making him sit out training. I brought in a code of cunduct and the parents reported me to the club, for setting him up to fail. Club wanted me to do a specialist training course on how to coach and mentor children with ADHD. £250 and the club wouldn't pay - My team, my player, my problem, my expense - Fvck that!!! Manchester FA wanted us nominate a sun safe lead for 2 hours of training 🤯 We would like at least one person from each Club to take the new on-line course - Sunguarding: Sun and heat protection for sports and outdoor recreation. This is free course that provides certificated accreditation and takes under two hours to complete. Quote
Traf Posted July 19 Posted July 19 23 minutes ago, CJG said: Manchester FA wanted us nominate a sun safe lead for 2 hours of training 🤯 We would like at least one person from each Club to take the new on-line course - Sunguarding: Sun and heat protection for sports and outdoor recreation. This is free course that provides certificated accreditation and takes under two hours to complete. Put the kids in the shade wherever possible, ensure there's plenty of drinks on hand and get them to wear sunscreen. Not sure how you stretch that into 2 hours. Quote
gonzo Posted July 19 Posted July 19 23 hours ago, boltonboris said: Jacked in coaching my sons team a few weeks ago. U8 going into U9 and the behaviour of a couple of the kids was f-kin appalling. Parents hid behind their neurodivergence and it got to the point refs were walking off and opposition managers were abandoning games. 1 little cvnt in particular started bullying my lad towards the end of last season, because he didn't like me punishing him, or making him sit out training. I brought in a code of cunduct and the parents reported me to the club, for setting him up to fail. Club wanted me to do a specialist training course on how to coach and mentor children with ADHD. £250 and the club wouldn't pay - My team, my player, my problem, my expense - Fvck that!!! Took my son elsewhere now and jesus christ he's absolutely flourishing. He's gone from a talented, but timid player who looked bereft of confidence to a little monster doing stepovers, rainbow flicks, cruyff turns and smashing into lads twice his size! Love just being able to watch now and shout at him in the car instead of on the pitch! 🙂 My daughter though, had a trial for Salford Schools last week and I forgot to take her!! Shit Dad - If anybody has the details of the people that run the trials, any numbers or owt would be appreciated. Emailed them, but no response So shit this. I've posted about it up the thread but our under 10s coach has had similar issues. Two kids, one with ADHD, causing havoc at training then subsequently losing game time at weekend caused nothing but drama. Ended up with the clubs welfare officers being put in the parents what's app group. Fuckin pathetic. How else was the coach meant to discipline kids that don't tow the line. End of day it's not a bloody therapy club for kids with disabilities. It's fucking sport. Quote
gonzo Posted July 19 Posted July 19 Thinking about it they should have teams solely with ADHD kids. Be like a pack of them purple minions off Despicable me 2. Quote
Dr Faustus Posted July 19 Posted July 19 4 hours ago, CJG said: Manchester FA wanted us nominate a sun safe lead for 2 hours of training 🤯 We would like at least one person from each Club to take the new on-line course - Sunguarding: Sun and heat protection for sports and outdoor recreation. This is free course that provides certificated accreditation and takes under two hours to complete. I’ve had to make a call on tonight- it’s going ahead, drinks breaks every 12 and kids can get extra when they want. All be warned to bring water, sun cream and if they want, a hat. I’ve got an extra 5l and some factor 30. Minimise the 1v1 and 2v2s, look to play 5v5 with one team on rotation. Low intensity ball mastery- unopposed sessions; nice and slow Quote
Popular Post Dr Faustus Posted August 5 Popular Post Posted August 5 U16s Californian State Champions are touring the North- keeper is injured so my lad has been invited to play. Busy as fuck week- played yesterday, Old Trafford tour this morning (don’t worry- left something behind), then played a U17s team in Leeds today- got talking to a woman who recognised my accent, turns out to be Mrs Isiah Rankin! He’s coaching over there- great set up Did get a bit random fanboy, and tbh Noah didn’t have a fucking clue 😂 Quote
gonzo Posted August 6 Posted August 6 Scored against Burnley on first game of season. I got absolutely leathered by some big lump near Horwich parkway and scuffed all my jeans afterwards. Brought me down a peg or two Quote
Dr Faustus Posted August 6 Posted August 6 13 minutes ago, gonzo said: Scored against Burnley on first game of season. I got absolutely leathered by some big lump near Horwich parkway and scuffed all my jeans afterwards. Brought me down a peg or two Mandela effect this bud-I thought the same, then checked wiki- Frandsen scored v Burnley, he then bagged against West Brom and Preston in the next two games. I was certain he came in on the morning of the first game of the season and thought he was gonna be the bollocks Quote
gonzo Posted August 6 Posted August 6 Just now, Dr Faustus said: Mandela effect this bud-I thought the same, then checked wiki- Frandsen scored v Burnley, he then bagged against West Brom and Preston in the next two games. I was certain he came in on the morning of the first game of the season and thought he was gonna be the bollocks Well bloody hell. 25 years I had him down as scoring v Burnley Quote
Stig Posted August 6 Posted August 6 13 minutes ago, gonzo said: Well bloody hell. 25 years I had him down as scoring v Burnley He scored while being fouled, but the ref had already blown for a pen, which Frandsen slotted in Quote
gonzo Posted August 25 Posted August 25 On 23/06/2024 at 17:58, gonzo said: Loved it pal, great set up and cracking little bar. Bet it does well for functions and stuff. Some old guy was in the members bit bang on 11 for his medicine We got a big tournament over here on August bank Holiday. Irlam FC can stay at home though, they are way too good. Our clubs annual tournament today. Not much fun in 50mph winds and driving rain but we all stuck it out. We won one game and 3 goals came direct off corners :D. Ended up knocked out in the semis v Camel Laird. Story of the day came from Fleetwood, no surprises and St Anne's getting kicked out after a massive brawl involving parents. One kids Mum, From Fleetwood obviously, throwing haymakers about. Some 80 year old gran caught in the mixer and got an elbow in the mush and is not at the Vic in the back of an ambulance. Total disgrace and embarrassment. Same old Fleetwood but St Anne's giving it as good as they got. They were kicked out straight away the bunch of dicks. Quote
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Dr Faustus Posted August 25 Posted August 25 3 hours ago, gonzo said: Our clubs annual tournament today. Not much fun in 50mph winds and driving rain but we all stuck it out. We won one game and 3 goals came direct off corners :D. Ended up knocked out in the semis v Camel Laird. Story of the day came from Fleetwood, no surprises and St Anne's getting kicked out after a massive brawl involving parents. One kids Mum, From Fleetwood obviously, throwing haymakers about. Some 80 year old gran caught in the mixer and got an elbow in the mush and is not at the Vic in the back of an ambulance. Total disgrace and embarrassment. Same old Fleetwood but St Anne's giving it as good as they got. They were kicked out straight away the bunch of dicks. St Anne’s vs Fleetwood is up there with Boca vs River Plate! Can imagine the claret spilt over Gin Square 😂 your lads play for Bispham? Quote
gonzo Posted August 25 Posted August 25 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said: St Anne’s vs Fleetwood is up there with Boca vs River Plate! Can imagine the claret spilt over Gin Square 😂 your lads play for Bispham? Yeah BJFF Bispham Juniors Football Federation and not Blow Jobs For Free as kids banded about when I played for em 30 years ago Aggro follows anything Fleetwood like a bad smell the feral fuckers. St Anne's have kids who do private Judo and Karate lessons. Match made in heaven ha ha Edited August 25 by gonzo Quote
Dr Faustus Posted August 25 Posted August 25 14 minutes ago, gonzo said: Yeah BJFF Bispham Juniors Football Federation and not Blow Jobs For Free as kids banded about when I played for em 30 years ago Aggro follows anything Fleetwood like a bad smell the feral fuckers. St Anne's have kids who do private Judo and Karate lessons. Match made in heaven ha ha Quality 😂 Very good tournament that- miss them days My lad complaining that Liverpool have played Galatasaraay and Real Sociedad, Utd gone to Hong Kong, City vs DortmunD and Leverkusen, whereas Burnley have played Blackpool and Bradford at home… both in last season kits Quote
Moderators Zico Posted August 25 Moderators Posted August 25 35 minutes ago, gonzo said: Bispham Juniors Football Federation and not Blow Jobs For Free as kids banded about when I played for em 30 years ago Maybe you should've charged for them then Quote
gonzo Posted August 25 Posted August 25 11 minutes ago, Zico said: Maybe you should've charged for them then I do now. £10 to completion. Quote
Dr Faustus Posted August 25 Posted August 25 6 minutes ago, gonzo said: I do now. £10 to completion. How much for that and windows on a 4 bed semi? Might have found your market bud 😂 Quote
Traf Posted August 26 Posted August 26 On 25/08/2024 at 21:05, gonzo said: I do now. £10 to completion. On 25/08/2024 at 21:13, Dr Faustus said: How much for that and windows on a 4 bed semi? Might have found your market bud 😂 £15 Quote
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