Fleetwood Town "academy". Whats the craic? 

In all my years of watching  and managing junior  football, I can honestly say that parents are 99% of the problems.  Egos, irrational, uneducated in football, bitchy, back stabbing, unethical - the list is endless.

 

let the kids play and grow up.

2 hours ago, Burndens Bogs said:

 My 8 Year old grandson is at Liverpool Academy. The multi million pound set-up is fooking unbelievable. He gets loads of kit and he gets paid "expenses" since he turned 8. He was due to play in a tournament in Portugal last May but it got cancelled due to the Coronabollox

Bit naughty them scousers. Bend the rules shall we say

4 hours ago, jeep said:

What would you do if some clever cunt took you up on the offer? 😁

Let him have it, I'll get back to coaching the kids and giving him shit. 

Although normally, given I'll be a bit reffing in LH, and the vast majority of parents and coaches would back me up, it's generally not an issue

Mad some of these grass roots games now, U15's was when I noticed the difference in the lads.

Qtr final of cup game last season against a stockport team, 1 red card, 6 yellows, 3 sin-bins and 4 parents sent from the field....1 coach booked.

It was great !!🤣

Edited August 24, 20205 yr by Pablo

Salford league cup final last year, Beechfield coach (woman) accused one of ours of being rascist.......all hell broke loose. She told all players to not shake hands.

Played them a couple of weeks after...she made all our players line up so she could ask them who whey are, and spent 15 mins going over the registration cards...kicked our balls over fences at the end.... and refused to talk to our team coaches....following game away...SHE requested FA rep to come and watch.

She has great arse though.

9 minutes ago, Pablo said:

Salford league cup final last year, Beechfield coach (woman) accused one of ours of being rascist.......all hell broke loose. She told all players to not shake hands.

Played them a couple of weeks after...she made all our players line up so she could ask them who whey are, and spent 15 mins going over the registration cards...kicked our balls over fences at the end.... and refused to talk to our team coaches....following game away...SHE requested FA rep to come and watch.

She has great arse though.

Haha - full marks for shithousery.

2 hours ago, Pablo said:

Salford league cup final last year, Beechfield coach (woman) accused one of ours of being rascist.......all hell broke loose. She told all players to not shake hands.

Played them a couple of weeks after...she made all our players line up so she could ask them who whey are, and spent 15 mins going over the registration cards...kicked our balls over fences at the end.... and refused to talk to our team coaches....following game away...SHE requested FA rep to come and watch.

She has great arse though.

Beechy have an inferiority complex

1 hour ago, Dr Faustus said:

Beechy have an inferiority complex

Our lads have enjoyed spanking them every time.🤣

4 hours ago, Pablo said:

Mad some of these grass roots games now, U15's was when I noticed the difference in the lads.

Qtr final of cup game last season against a stockport team, 1 red card, 6 yellows, 3 sin-bins and 4 parents sent from the field....1 coach booked.

It was great !!🤣

A mate of mine started a Sunday u18 team comprising lads he knew from various Saturday teams. He picked a load of kids for their brawn as much as their footballing abilities.

He invited my son to be his striker. Had some great games but I don’t think they ever finished a game with 22 lads still on the pitch. 

Beechfield from Swinton?

If so, they were that cuntish 15yrs ago.

18 minutes ago, Traf said:

Beechfield from Swinton?

If so, they were that cuntish 15yrs ago.

yes mate

1 hour ago, Traf said:

Beechfield from Swinton?

If so, they were that cuntish 15yrs ago.

25 years ago I played for RMI at 11, and Beechy at 2. 

 

Always the bridesmaid; loads of runners up medals. Neither tough enough or good enough as a club- the team we had were probably the best in salford at the time, but Charlestown had more influence; certainly intimidating officials. Always moaned about Moorside (bigger set of cunts).

 

We all have a list containing Tranmere, Blackburn, Utd et al, but my grass roots selection would be:

Tika Taka

Moorside Rangers

Fletcher Moss

17 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said:

25 years ago I played for RMI at 11, and Beechy at 2. 

 

Always the bridesmaid; loads of runners up medals. Neither tough enough or good enough as a club- the team we had were probably the best in salford at the time, but Charlestown had more influence; certainly intimidating officials. Always moaned about Moorside (bigger set of cunts).

 

We all have a list containing Tranmere, Blackburn, Utd et al, but my grass roots selection would be:

Tika Taka

Moorside Rangers

Fletcher Moss

Fletcher Moss were always cunts too

The best clubs/teams are the ones that dont have parents involved as coaches.

16 minutes ago, Horwich said:

The best clubs/teams are the ones that dont have parents involved as coaches.

And of those which do have parents as coaches, the coach’s kid is usually the little shit.

Then you find another club, theres not a shortage.

Oh, my time as a junior football parent are long gone.

 

New one, just found out tonight.

u16 team lost to a supposed u16 team 3-0 at weekend...all winning lads massive...proper fully grown, parents suspicious, but its only a friendly....

 

turns out....they are a full U17 team....with 2 u21 lads playing for them!!!

why!?!

There was a team of scousers disqualified from the big summer tournemnt we have here last year for fielding overaged kids. 

Theyd made it all way to semi’s before it was raised. 

 

8 hours ago, Pablo said:

New one, just found out tonight.

u16 team lost to a supposed u16 team 3-0 at weekend...all winning lads massive...proper fully grown, parents suspicious, but its only a friendly....

 

turns out....they are a full U17 team....with 2 u21 lads playing for them!!!

why!?!

What team was that? 

56 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

What team was that? 

 

Deanhurst

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

There was a team of scousers disqualified from the big summer tournemnt we have here last year for fielding overaged kids. 

Theyd made it all way to semi’s before it was raised. 

 

 

Crazy mate, I dont get it.

41 minutes ago, Pablo said:

 

Crazy mate, I dont get it.

must be Evertonians desperate for a trophy

1 hour ago, Mounts Kipper said:

What team was that? 

Nigeria U16

11 hours ago, Pablo said:

New one, just found out tonight.

u16 team lost to a supposed u16 team 3-0 at weekend...all winning lads massive...proper fully grown, parents suspicious, but its only a friendly....

 

turns out....they are a full U17 team....with 2 u21 lads playing for them!!!

why!?!

Absolutely. Totally cunty.