I mean thisversion of How soon is now By T.A.T.U. is shit

but also, tits and fanny
 

 

45 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

came across an article:

TOYAH WILLCOX has revealed the secret to her happy marriage is separate houses - as well as plenty of naughty sex.

...

But Toyah stressed that despite the separate houses, she and her husband are "still very naughty in the bedroom"

Let's face it, she's gonna finish him off in more ways than one, one of these days

What a way to go though - she puts a lot of women half her age to shame.

Brian May and Anita Dobson maintain separate houses - I wonder if they're still banging like shithouse doors in a gale?

I bet when he goes down on her it's hard to tell where May ends and Anita begins...

Heard the original my sweet lord by George Harrison, thought he had stole it but turns out he originally wrote it for Billy Preston who recorded it then George did his own version. 

38 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

What a way to go though - she puts a lot of women half her age to shame.

 

Women tend to go downhill as soon as they "settle down" or get married. 

Kids obviously don't help but keeping slim and toned takes a tremendous amount of dietary control, exercise and will-power. 

This is especially so as you get older. 

My family do around 200KM per week between them. 

Very few women aged 30/40 or older have a nice toned figure.   

3 minutes ago, captainmed said:

 This is especially so as you get older. 

My family do around 200KM per week between them. 

Very few women aged 30/40 or older have a nice toned figure.   

You sir are a sexist, ageist chauvinist pig.

Anyhow (cue Brad Pitt jibes) my last three shagpieces have been 40+ and they've had cracking bodies, and not 'for their age' either.

They were, however, divorced, seperated to be divorced and long-time single child single mum career girl - all lookers.

This isn't me boasting btw - being completely candid haven't had any for months. My left hand is morphing into a rictus claw shape.

3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Brother and Sister those two, incestuous pair of oddballs.

What if she got up the duff? The nipper could be turn out like Jason Merrick aka The Elephant Man...

If they do carry on this sordid arrangement I hope she's on the pill, if only to prevent 'Jason II'.

29 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

After watching the Serpent, the Original 'Step On' was in the soundtrack, episode 7 I think, cracking song, but the Happy Mondays version was Madchester mint 👌

The Mondays were licensed to Elektra in America, for their 40th anniversary they asked (then) current artists to do a cover of past ones' songs for a compilation album.

The band liked their cover of Kongos' 'Step On' so much they kept it for themselves and gave Elektra a cover of Kongos' 'Tokoloshe Man' instead.

As an aside, our school took the entire year on 'industry visits' in various European cities, to celebrate our membership of the EU, it was basically an excuse for a piss-up, staff and students both, I picked Barcelona as I overheard staff discussing how it would be 'impossible' to get us there any other way than fly, after a 'fact finding' trip (piss up) undertaken overland previously.

Whilst all our peers were schlepping to their cities on coaches we were flying Iberia - food and drink included.

Anyhow, one 'industry' visit was to a hotel - the same one the band piss about on the roof of in the 'Step On' video. The 'E' Shaun hangs off was the 'E' of HOTEL.

It was in Sitges, which is Brighton to Barcelona's London - it was February so out of season and devoid of moustachioed gents in Speedos, too cowd for 'em.

Not for us though, it was practically tropical for us coming from snowbound Bolton. We got some strange looks from furcoat and overcoat/scarf clad locals when all the lads piled into the fleeing sea for a waterfight.

😴

 

 

Edited January 14, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

1 hour ago, captainmed said:

Women tend to go downhill as soon as they "settle down" or get married. 

Kids obviously don't help but keeping slim and toned takes a tremendous amount of dietary control, exercise and will-power. 

This is especially so as you get older. 

My family do around 200KM per week between them. 

Very few women aged 30/40 or older have a nice toned figure.   

Considering women usually carry kids and men don’t, I’d say women have more reason not to be “toned”
And overall I’d say women have better bodies than men inside and out as they get older. 

2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

What a way to go though - she puts a lot of women half her age to shame.

Brian May and Anita Dobson maintain separate houses - I wonder if they're still banging like shithouse doors in a gale?

I bet when he goes down on her it's hard to tell where May ends and Anita begins...

that porn Dwarf David sulvun  dose that wife lives next door 

Dear Prudence by some bird group

My favourite version of this 

 

16 minutes ago, little whitt said:

that porn Dwarf David sulvun  dose that wife lives next door 

Dear Prudence by some bird group

Not got a clue what youre trying to say

Siouxie and the Banshees, probs, though

2 hours ago, Rudy said:

Heard the original my sweet lord by George Harrison, thought he had stole it but turns out he originally wrote it for Billy Preston who recorded it then George did his own version. 

A court in the US ruled in 1976 that he stole it from The Chiffons, their song She's So Fine.

A week after the court case George wrote This Song in response to the ruling. Billy Preston played keyboards on the record and GH made and directed a video for it.

Both the song and the video are great, IMHO. Wikipedia gives a detailed account of how This Song came to be written. It bombed in the UK but made the top 30 in the US and Canada.

BTW, see if you can spot Ronnie Wood in the video.

Edited January 14, 20215 yr by Mannyroader

28 minutes ago, Rudy said:

My favourite version of this 

 

Love this 

22 minutes ago, Mannyroader said:

A court in the US ruled in 1973 that he stole it from The Chiffons, their song She's So Fine.

A week after the court case George wrote This Song in response to the ruling. Billy Preston played keyboards on the record and GH made and directed a video for it.

Both the song and the video are great, IMHO. Wikipedia gives a detailed account of how This Song came to be written. It bombed in the UK but made the top 30 in the US and Canada.

BTW, see if you can spot Ronnie Wood in the video.

That’s brilliant. Love history of songs like that 

3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

What a way to go though - she puts a lot of women half her age to shame.

 

2 hours ago, captainmed said:

Women tend to go downhill as soon as they "settle down" or get married. 

Very few women aged 30/40 or older have a nice toned figure.   

I get the feeling Toyah has paid for some assistance 

Just now, ZicoKelly said:

 

I get the feeling Toyah has paid for some assistance 

You would love a diddy ride off her though eh   Splendid cans them

2 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

After watching the Serpent, the Original 'Step On' was in the soundtrack, episode 7 I think, cracking song, but the Happy Mondays version was Madchester mint 👌

I posted the other week in the music thread, i heard the original for the first time, never knew it was a cover, the original is miles better

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

You would love a diddy ride off her though eh   Splendid cans them

Too fucking right 

It wasn't a critiscm

But diet, willpower and exercise aren't the only options  

She may have done that, but cryotherapy is also a popular option, I doubt her tits aren't the only work she's had done

Anyway, she looks great, happy and a good laugh so fair play to her

 

39 minutes ago, Casino said:

Not got a clue what youre trying to say

Siouxie and the Banshees, probs, though

👍 how the fuck would i spell that

6 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

I posted the other week in the music thread, i heard the original for the first time, never knew it was a cover, the original is miles better

For most into Happy Mondays, 'Step On' is pretty low down on the playlist...

Re: Toyah's tits, I spend a lot of time watching jigglings on the Babe channels - flicking over when the ad breaks come on normal programmes.

In my opinion they're real.

A quick Google confirms my initial suspicions - she's never had kids.

39 minutes ago, Mannyroader said:

A court in the US ruled in 1973 that he stole it from The Chiffons, their song She's So Fine.

A week after the court case George wrote This Song in response to the ruling. Billy Preston played keyboards on the record and GH made and directed a video for it.

Both the song and the video are great, IMHO. Wikipedia gives a detailed account of how This Song came to be written. It bombed in the UK but made the top 30 in the US and Canada.

BTW, see if you can spot Ronnie Wood in the video.

Bob Mortimer at 2:49

41 minutes ago, Mannyroader said:

A court in the US ruled in 1973 that he stole it from The Chiffons, their song She's So Fine.

A week after the court case George wrote This Song in response to the ruling. Billy Preston played keyboards on the record and GH made and directed a video for it.

Both the song and the video are great, IMHO. Wikipedia gives a detailed account of how This Song came to be written. It bombed in the UK but made the top 30 in the US and Canada.

BTW, see if you can spot Ronnie Wood in the video.

It was "He's so fine"

JSL

On 14/01/2021 at 18:35, little whitt said:

that porn Dwarf David sulvun  dose that wife lives next door 

Dear Prudence by some bird group

There was some documentary about his lad being 'chairman' of West Ham ladies, a right chip off the old block I reckon' - looked a reet sleazy little fucker.

I saw another doc about Mary Millington (pictured below)...

Some associate set her up with Sullivan snr. for his 21st birthday - she was waiting for him in his bedroom pretty much as above.

Further proof there was and is no God.

They became 'lovers' - despite her being only 5ft (but perfect proportions) he needed to stand on a box, like Willie Carson, to shag her.

He used to fuck around behind her back, the cheeky hard-faced twat.

Edited January 21, 20215 yr by Youri McAnespie

22 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

For most into Happy Mondays, 'Step On' is pretty low down on the playlist...

Re: Toyah's tits, I spend a lot of time watching jigglings on the Babe channels - flicking over when the ad breaks come on normal programmes.

In my opinion they're real.

A quick Google confirms my initial suspicions - she's never had kids.

No chance 

Here they are in the 80s 

 

 

@ZicoKelly

She's filled out naturally I reckon'...

Has she a Twitter? Someone ask her.

Settle it once and for all.

How big is that image btw? It was a flashback to the dial-up days as it loaded.

39 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said:

It was "He's so fine"

JSL

Of course; my bad.