The eve of the maddest show in the world

Two senior citizens battling it out to become the most powerful person in the world

The most decisive election in years, which no matter the outcome, the whole country is anticipating civil unrest.

Yes folks the loonies are well and truly out of the Asylum

Forget the polls, forget what you think will happen one thing for sure is it’s always unpredictable and I cannot wait 

Buckle up Dorothy

USA 🇺🇸  USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 

2 minutes ago, Duck Egg said:

Still no sign of Bolty?

He's taken this defeat really hard hasn't he? 

He's pulling the strings in the background. Feeding 1984 twitter snippets to cut and paste

Or pulling something else. All over his laminated A4 of Ashley Judd.

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Lads on Facebook saying they won’t have a vaccine as they don’t know what’s in it.

Same lads that post of a pic of themselves every weekend just after they biffed a gram of asbestos mixed with coke up their hooters, and will happily let the nurse jab them with anything at all so they can go and fondle ladyboys in Thailand.

 

What time is your flight ✈️ 😃 

Just now, miamiwhite said:

What time is your flight ✈️ 😃 

I had one imported, lives in the shed 😁

49 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Aye, what a weird unholy alliance, now bolstered by the emergence of the cut & paste king.

Don’t be disrespecting the new boy Michael. Have you no manners. We are a welcoming bunch. 

55 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Yes, the little sod appeared at my door years ago, all starved and waif like, being the good natured soul I am, I fed her and the little mite has never left.

In the words of Rupert Rigsby, stroke a cat, it brings down your blood pressure.

You should get a few pal 😄 

 

In other breaking world news, a COVID vaccine trial has been halted in Brazil, definitely a long way to go on this here vaccine.

A Cat !!! Jesus man get a dog. 
 

Let’s see if even RW will defend that. 

55 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Aye, what a weird unholy alliance, now bolstered by the emergence of the cut & paste king.

That poster must be a wind up ? If not we have reached a new level of nutjobs joining the debate.  

8 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Don’t be disrespecting the new boy Michael. Have you no manners. We are a welcoming bunch. 

I welcomed him wholeheartedly. Even gave him a royal nickname

1 hour ago, miamiwhite said:

Us middle aged fellas don't need meds buddy, we leave that to the snowflakes 😉 

Come, come now - you don't need to sink to having mental health pops, especially since I know you don't really mean it.

Lets play fair, lets disagree, even wind each other the fuck up. But this calling folk nonce stuff, its just a bit daft.

9 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Come, come now - you don't need to sink to having mental health pops, especially since I know you don't really mean it.

Lets play fair, lets disagree, even wind each other the fuck up. But this calling folk nonce stuff, its just a bit daft.

You know I don't mean it fella re the MH stuff, though i do mean it re Joe being a creepy old sod.

Shall look forward to the banter tonight, got to go into the shitty town centre now to pay a PPI cheque in.

10 hours ago, Cheese said:

I know he is. I spoke to him on the phone a few years ago, and he was sound as a pound. 

is this when the sraightner was being arranged?

17 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

You know I don't mean it fella re the MH stuff, though i do mean it re Joe being a creepy old sod.

Shall look forward to the banter tonight, got to go into the shitty town centre now to pay a PPI cheque in.

Spent a hour in the bank yesterday setting up my new business account, that were hard work!

16 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Spent a hour in the bank yesterday setting up my new business account, that were hard work!

just an hour?  took me weeks

6 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

just an hour?  took me weeks

I've got two partners, and because I'm also working a full time job they did the real leg work, I just needed the documents to input. 

DT now into 8.4 on Betfair

 

We're into extra time and pens it seems

21 minutes ago, L/H White said:

DT now into 8.4 on Betfair

 

We're into extra time and pens it seems

Remember Istanbul... Its only half time. 

3 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Remember Istanbul... Its only half time. 

Yeah but Donald wanted to build a wall not push one over 

6 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Yeah but Donald wanted to build a wall not push one over 

😁😁😁

32 minutes ago, L/H White said:

DT now into 8.4 on Betfair

 

We're into extra time and pens it seems

Skybet have taken the money I put on Trump.

Does that mean if he ends up getting four more years they’ll re open the bet?

9 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Yeah but Donald wanted to build a wall not push one over 

Savage 🤣

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Skybet have taken the money I put on Trump.

Does that mean if he ends up getting four more years they’ll re open the bet?

depends on their sneaky T&Cs mate

these recounts & this video going around of creepy joe isn't doing him any favours i'd imagine

get on kamala haha

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Spent a hour in the bank yesterday setting up my new business account, that were hard work!

Went to the RBS on Deansgate, not a soul in there, straight in straight out in 2 mins, happy days 

12 minutes ago, L/H White said:

depends on their sneaky T&Cs mate

these recounts & this video going around of creepy joe isn't doing him any favours i'd imagine

get on kamala haha

That's why I have held off betting on it. Betfair seems like it's when it is officially called by the electoral college. I believe this is 12th December? 

So far it's only been called by media sources. 

I'd stick money on kamala if it was who gets inaugurated. 

46 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Bit worried about the Donald, he's gone proper quiet 🤔

He certainly has. Reckon someone's had a word. Can anyone who plays confirm that his golf swing is a bit shit?

 

13 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Went to the RBS on Deansgate, not a soul in there, straight in straight out in 2 mins, happy days 

It must be quicker for you now they have the machines to count your coins for you. 

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

He certainly has. Reckon someone's had a word. Can anyone who plays confirm that his golf swing is a bit shit?

 

It’s fucking awful. Proper Sunday fat bloke hacker chop.

Bet he wins every game though...