Mine? Fay Ripley...the actress.

Essentially used as a human dildo by someone ten maybe more years older.

It was alreet - she seemed to have a good time.

 

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Joe Mangle's kid from neighbours? Or a ringer for her out of The Shining?

No idea about that reference. Have you had a full night on it? Your post count is going through the roof. 

10 hours ago, Escobarp said:

My first looked like baby off dirty dancing. That’s how I remember her anyway. Well a 13 year old version of how I imagine she would’ve looked. Haven’t seen the girl since she left school. Wonder where she is now actually 
 

I was 12 before anyone pipes up 

TWELVE???? Did you drop your skateboard?

 

Edited December 22, 20205 yr by Spider

12 is madness

I’m not even sure my kit was ready at 12

32 minutes ago, Nowack said:

No idea about that reference. Have you had a full night on it? Your post count is going through the roof. 

One girl behind the bar favvered Shelly Duvall (The Shining) another bar lingerer looked like Doug Willis' daughter (Neighbours) Cody.

Neighbours was wank tackle for anyone born 1976-1985.

That said plain Jane superbrain - the years have been unkind.

But her out of The Wolf of Wall Street? Woof Woof - even though Big Willy Smith has ruined her. *

 

*Alledgedly.

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’m not even sure my kit was ready at 12

I wore my kit as well, 95 wanderers full away kit and when I blew my bundle I screamed MCGINLAY!!!

@Nowack

Point count up because just holed up wfh, alone - climbing the walls.

My on/off bird Whatsapped me t'other day.

Didn't bother opening it.

I am a very shallow person

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

@Nowack

Point count up because just holed up wfh, alone - climbing the walls.

My on/off bird Whatsapped me t'other day.

Didn't bother opening it.

I am a very shallow person

Rules, man, rules.

Expecting something special given your own high standards 

Of course....

@Spider

She was the fittest girl in the school (she's 44) any non mucky photos were on another phone.

Small handful but perfect olive skin and still stunning. Gets lads half her age trying it on.

I'm a dick but we've got so much baggage between us - it's genuinely mental.

Who said that girl out of Dirty Dancing?

Which man has watched that?

As bad as Top Gun or Grease.

Ghost is bad too - but Demi Moore has her kit off most of the time, so mute it.

7 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Sophia Loren. Had a fascination for latina's ever since.

🤣

11 hours ago, Alf Hartigan said:

Dougal?

Yes 👍 😃 

35 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

🤣

Probably just after he'd lost a split decision against Cassius Clay because he was a bit tired after breaking the world mile record for the third time that week.

Just now, mickbrown said:

Probably just after he'd lost a split decision against Cassius Clay because he was a bit tired after breaking the world mile record for the third time that week.

in flip-flops?

Here, Bolts come and shoot a wad up me chuff

2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

One girl behind the bar favvered Shelly Duvall (The Shining) another bar lingerer looked like Doug Willis' daughter (Neighbours) Cody.

Ah. None of these as it was a party upstairs held by I think the daughter of the landlord/manager in the late 80s. 

Hang on

Bolty shagged Cassius Clay in flip flops?

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

Hang on

Bolty shagged Cassius Clay in flip flops?

T'other way round.

Bolty wouldn't want to get any stains on his thongs

i cant think of anyone my first  proper girlfriend looked like, but i found out yesterday that her first name was Gertrude.  I went out with her for 18 months and only found out yesterday, mad.

2 hours ago, Spider said:

T'other way round.

Bolty wouldn't want to get any stains on his thongs

Do you think Cassius made him take a knee? 

Just now, Duck Egg said:

Do you think Cassius made him take a knee? 

Both 

24 minutes ago, Breightmet Boy said:

i cant think of anyone my first  proper girlfriend looked like, but i found out yesterday that her first name was Gertrude.  I went out with her for 18 months and only found out yesterday, mad.

What did you call her then ?

6 minutes ago, Rudy said:

What did you call her then ?

Geoff

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

What did you call her then ?

Pam.