Mine? Fay Ripley...the actress.

Essentially used as a human dildo by someone ten maybe more years older.

It was alreet - she seemed to have a good time.

 

Kirsten Dunst

Imagine an unattractive version of Sandy Toksvig crossed with Frank Sidebottom and you'd be in the right crimewatch efit.

mine looked like someone off the Magic Roundabout.

56 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

Stephen Hawking

Welcome back- how you doing?

I dont actually recall very well, she was quite pretty but could do with losing a few pounds. Her mate had an amazing body; slim, nice hips and arse but had a jaw like David Couthard. My mate got her, me plain Jane.

Skinny dipping in the med with some bird I had met about 20 minutes earlier, happy days

26 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Imagine an unattractive version of Sandy Toksvig crossed with Frank Sidebottom and you'd be in the right crimewatch efit.

So Sandy Toksvig?

I don't know, my eyes were closed first time. I was like a pea on a drum getting bounced about. It was somebody female out of the Moss Rose in Kearsley though.

I did a kirsten dunst once in Canterbury, @kent_white can even vouch. However my first..... urgh not good. Again I blame @kent_white as he gave me a massive splif and that was that.

My first looked like baby off dirty dancing. That’s how I remember her anyway. Well a 13 year old version of how I imagine she would’ve looked. Haven’t seen the girl since she left school. Wonder where she is now actually 
 

I was 12 before anyone pipes up 

42 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

There wasn't a Kirsten Dunst lookalike in the Beaumont 🙄

Before I started there 😁

1 hour ago, miamiwhite said:

mine looked like someone off the Magic Roundabout.

Dougal?

46 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

My first looked like baby off dirty dancing. That’s how I remember her anyway. Well a 13 year old version of how I imagine she would’ve looked. Haven’t seen the girl since she left school. Wonder where she is now actually 
 

I was 12 before anyone pipes up 

2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You bastard - I was 18 (just).

If the same girl frequented The Old Three Crowns then we've mixed porridge.

She fucked half of Bolton.

Dirty mare.😀

 

I lost it in the flat above the pub. No idea who with but I’m sure she didn’t look like Nicole Kidman. 

Hulk hogan 

1 hour ago, Mr Grey said:

There wasn't a Kirsten Dunst lookalike in the Beaumont 🙄

There was when it was my local

Bianca Jackson... But quieter

 

I was caught on my knees performing a `sexual act ' on her down a street in LH. I suggested I was merely tying my lace 😉

She took my innocence months later. Still a piece of my heart devoted to that girl. I will always love her... Was my best friend at the time

2 hours ago, Escobarp said:

My first looked like baby off dirty dancing. That’s how I remember her anyway. Well a 13 year old version of how I imagine she would’ve looked. Haven’t seen the girl since she left school. Wonder where she is now actually 
 

I was 12 before anyone pipes up 

12... Fucking hell.

My lad is 7 now. Fucks chance he's rattling birds before he's a teenager... 

 

1 hour ago, Alf Hartigan said:

Dougal?

That was Swanny's first

 

Sophia Loren. Had a fascination for latina's ever since.

58 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Sophia Loren. Had a fascination for latina's ever since.

You lucky bstard.

At 18 (just) one got away a ringer for Jami Gertz aka Starr from The Lost Boys - she was about 25.

On my tod.

She came on to me on a beach in Spain, in a bikini and it was obvious she was an early convert to shaven haven.

I was very inexperienced - she was flirting and although she was latin she was from Birmingham (no accent latin nor brum). She told me where in Brum she was from and after initial smalltalk I panicked and started waffling about that girl who was from the same district and got ransomed and put in a bin for a bit by some Don Brennan type.

I went from shoe-in to possible shoeing in about two minutes.

I saw her a day or so later with some ugly old greb in the bar she worked at - he favvered him out of Right Said Fred the one with the long hair.

Gutted.

I could've shagged Jami if I'd been a year or so older and had some patter other than abduction related.

Keira Knightley,  unfortunately mainly because of peas on ironing board 

8 hours ago, Nowack said:

I lost it in the flat above the pub. No idea who with but I’m sure she didn’t look like Nicole Kidman. 

Joe Mangle's kid from neighbours? Or a ringer for her out of The Shining?

1 hour ago, green genie said:

Keira Knightley,  unfortunately mainly because of peas on ironing board 

Did you check if she had a nob? Keira is very boylike.

10 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

Wow, bet that was an Atmosphere 

I love a bukkake party with a happy atmosphere - music everywhere and jizz flying around in the cold night air.