Dimron Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Holiday cottages where you pay £800 for a week and the tight bastards give you 7 dishwasher tablets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 15, 2021 Author Members Share Posted September 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dimron said: Holiday cottages where you pay £800 for a week and the tight bastards give you 7 dishwasher tablets Just throw the crockery in the bin. Weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted January 7, 2022 What is the fuckin point in being a gold digging slag to get a Range Rover to drive it at 8mph because it’s a bit slushy It’s not an Arctic expedition and you’re not in robin reliant. it’s a 3 tonne 4x4 4 litre engine vehicle specifically designed to drive in difficult conditions. Put your foot down, drop off little destiny off and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 24 minutes ago, Rudy said: What is the fuckin point in being a gold digging slag to get a Range Rover to drive it at 8mph because it’s a bit slushy It’s not an Arctic expedition and you’re not in robin reliant. it’s a 3 tonne 4x4 4 litre engine vehicle specifically designed to drive in difficult conditions. Put your foot down, drop off little destiny off and fuck off Yes, very much so. I live quite high up and get snow more often than most of you. You'd think people would get used to it, but have they fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 7, 2022 Members Share Posted January 7, 2022 Fellas who are right up your arse cos I'm driving slowly in the snow. I'M. BEING CAREFUL 🙄😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Get off the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nordkurve Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Traf said: Yes, very much so. I live quite high up and get snow more often than most of you. You'd think people would get used to it, but have they fuck. Winter Tyres. OK, a 4 x 4 should be OK, but over here you have to have all-weather Tyres at least on them. Normal Cars you switch from Summer to Winter Tyres in November. Makes a massive difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted January 7, 2022 Members Share Posted January 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Traf said: Get off the road. I'm also being sarcastic. I was doing handbreak turns on school carpark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 7 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: I'm also being sarcastic. I was doing handbreak turns on school carpark And you like it up the arse 👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted January 7, 2022 8 minutes ago, Nordkurve said: Winter Tyres. OK, a 4 x 4 should be OK, but over here you have to have all-weather Tyres at least on them. Normal Cars you switch from Summer to Winter Tyres in November. Makes a massive difference. Mate I doubt they have the capabilities of knowing how to put air in them ,changing them seasonally not a fuckin chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nordkurve Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 20 minutes ago, Rudy said: Mate I doubt they have the capabilities of knowing how to put air in them ,changing them seasonally not a fuckin chance you're probably right. It's likely a challenge working out where the Fuel goes for some of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted January 7, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 7, 2022 I filled the Escort with diesel last week.... She died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 5 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: I filled the Escort with diesel last week.... She died. 1989 called. It wants its joke back 🤣 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted January 7, 2022 Dear Spotify bastards How the shitting crikey do you advertise a premium service having no ads and have the nerve to charge me a Bob a month and not live up to your end of the bargain Yeah no ads oh is that so, yet every cunting podcast the fuckwit who is hosting it builds it into their podcast as their own advert NOT AD FREE YOU BUNCHA FUCKIN CHARLATANS I hope that bald cunt boss of yours is reading yeah you Daniel Ek you egg headed minge I hope you buy Arsenal and take Ken Anderson on as financial advisor Fuck off with your scoundrel tactics or I shall be forced to move to Tim The Child Labour Bastard Cook and Dr now single but light $100m Dre Yours sincerely Rudy The Bastard, yes that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 I reckon you need a proper massive angry wank @Rudy Second rant of the day. Get some tits on the go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted January 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, stevieb said: I reckon you need a proper massive angry wank @Rudy Second rant of the day. Get some tits on the go Is that the Mrs ? Is she err busy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Rudy said: Is that the Mrs ? Is she err busy Not the Mrs. Fuck knows what size they are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 7, 2022 Author Members Share Posted January 7, 2022 Just now, stevieb said: Not the Mrs. Fuck knows what size they are... bigger than a 2007 Renault Clio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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