Members Rudy Posted September 4, 2021 Members Share Posted September 4, 2021 Good to have a rant nowadays gets that energy out So today my rant is about seaworld or any other whale prison 5000lb Orca whale in a 100ft tank trained to do stupid fuckin tricks whilst fat Americans fill their faces and whoop and holler USA USA USA Tank smaller than the fuckin car park Should be out in the ocean not balancing some cunt called axel on his nose in a bathtub. oh and the next time some stupid fat American kid climbs into a gorilla enclosure, leave the gorilla alone, they’re endangered, children aren’t, shoot the fuckin kid and their stupid fucking parents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted September 4, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted September 4, 2021 They should make a film about such atrocities. Call it Free Willy or something. Oh, hang on, Spielberg on the phone. Apparently it’s been done. Whale needs a back story such as a bent fin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 4, 2021 Author Members Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 minute ago, MickyD said: They should make a film about such atrocities. Call it Free Willy or something. Oh, hang on, Spielberg on the phone. Apparently it’s been done. Whale needs a back story such as a bent fin. Spielberg probably bent it to boost the box office money. @Youri McAnespie will be along shortly to confirm it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 4, 2021 Members Share Posted September 4, 2021 Love a good rant. I hate people. Specifically the ones with no manners who don't say please or fucking thankyou. Women are the worst for not saying thankyou if i hold a door open. Cunts. I also hate people who have no awareness around them. Stop dead infront of you. Leave their trollies in the middle of the aisle and block it. Usually pensioners on a weekend. That's another thing, pensioners should not be allowed in shops or supermarkets at weekends. They have Mon-Fri 9 til 5 to go. Fuck off will you. People who stink. No need. Or they try and cover BO with Lynx Africa 🤢 People who scream and shout/hit their kids. I've been known to say stuff in the past. How I've never been battered I will never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted September 4, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted September 4, 2021 Scutters of any kind. Rough cunts who smoke while pushing a pram and screaming at their other kids. Usually the bloke has no top on and is drinking a can of Carling. The tramp girlfriend will be wearing faded leggings and nailed on will have badly bleached hair. Straight in Rudys volcano for me along with anyone else who robs folk, I can't stand thieving cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted September 4, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted September 4, 2021 Folk who think entertaining a child equals getting CITV on their phone and plonking it in their hands. Learn to fucking parent before you're a parent for fuck's sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 4, 2021 Members Share Posted September 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, MickyD said: Folk who think entertaining a child equals getting CITV on their phone and plonking it in their hands. Learn to fucking parent before you're a parent for fuck's sake! Eh! It's cbeebies and cartoon network actually 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Black fish is one of the best documentaries around. I know, sickening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 4, 2021 Moderators Share Posted September 4, 2021 Who the fuck thought white toilet brushes were a good idea!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Wanderer Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Parents that don't label their 5 year olds school jumper. Straight to the Gulag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestar Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 The wannabe gypos that have the 3D number plates on their chavvy cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 50 minutes ago, MickyD said: Folk who think entertaining a child equals getting CITV on their phone and plonking it in their hands. Learn to fucking parent before you're a parent for fuck's sake! Fuck that. Some days it's the best you can do. So I'm having judgy old farts tutting about the state of modern parenting whilst simultiously being a generation unable to actually open up properly to their own kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 People who drive skip lorries . Reckless fuckwits the lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted September 4, 2021 Moderators Share Posted September 4, 2021 People who go to Costa drive thru then order every fucking toastie on the menu. Get rekt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 4, 2021 Members Share Posted September 4, 2021 Liars. Why do it? You always get caught out in the end and you look like a massive dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 4, 2021 Author Members Share Posted September 4, 2021 20 minutes ago, Whitestar said: The wannabe gypos that have the 3D number plates on their chavvy cars. Thought they were illegal, every cunt has one. They look shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 4, 2021 Members Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Rudy said: Thought they were illegal, every cunt has one. They look shite Usually on a merc or range rover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 4, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted September 4, 2021 Littering and fly-tipping. No more benefits/socialising etc until penance is served by means of clearing up shit holes for a few weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 People who moan about the town and dont vote. If you think its not a good idea to have social housing and HMO's all over it VOTE, dont moan on social media about it and expect everyone else to do your dirty work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Parents dropping their kids of at school thinking putting your hazard lights on allow them to park anywhere they fucking want Set of selfish twats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 4, 2021 Members Share Posted September 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, 1969 said: Parents dropping their kids of at school thinking putting your hazard lights on allow them to park anywhere they fucking want Set of selfish twats Parents who try to park as close as possible to the school. Even if that means being a twat. Either walk or park further away you spazs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Circus performers, fuck off with your smug unicycling skills you juggling cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 4, 2021 Moderators Share Posted September 4, 2021 3 hours ago, MickyD said: Folk who think entertaining a child equals getting CITV on their phone and plonking it in their hands. Learn to fucking parent before you're a parent for fuck's sake! how do you learn to parent befor you become a parent? I've been winging it and cbeebies, great stuff, taught my daughter loads it has Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 4, 2021 Moderators Share Posted September 4, 2021 27 minutes ago, 1969 said: Parents dropping their kids of at school thinking putting your hazard lights on allow them to park anywhere they fucking want Set of selfish twats amend that to anyone who thinks hazards means you can park anywhere also them who on the motorway think indicating means you can just go, or start the manouvre before they even stick the inidicators on and people who needlessley stop to let traffic through when there is nothing behind them, they just do it because they want someone to wave at them, so I refuse to do it, sometimes I refuse to accept their gesture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Fucking dead old farts who drive shit grandad cars like a Toyota yaris at about 5 fucking miles an hour and practically slow down to a fucking halt when they turn off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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