September 24, 20214 yr Unfortunately no group sex dreams last night but I did dream that Boris Johnson was operating on me... woke up. had a piss and thought fuck him
September 24, 20214 yr I still get the occasional horny dream and i'm a old codger ffs! The horny dreams are always incredibly sensual, much better than the real thing ! Also, i can wake myself up in the middle of a grim dream/nightmare.
September 24, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, Dimron said: I did dream that Boris Johnson was operating on me... woke up. had a piss and thought fuck him You fuck Boris in your dreams? That's just weird
September 24, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said: You fuck Boris in your dreams? That's just weird Unrequited love. Boris stickers all over his walls.
September 24, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said: You fuck Boris in your dreams? That's just weird No! The bastard was going to do cancer surgery on me. I have been waiting for a 2 week referral for the past month... cunts
September 24, 20214 yr Just now, Dimron said: No! The bastard was going to do cancer surgery on me. I have been waiting for a 2 week referral for the past month... cunts You're waiting for a referral, or dreaming you were waiting? Anyway, remembered another recent dream: being chased by terrorists. The vehicle I was in had a driver, and a bbc reporter (Sophie Raworth possibly). Whilst shooting at the bad guys I was managing to roger the reporter at the same time. May have been a 9-11 fed dream, and I feel no shame in sorting Ms Raworth.
September 24, 20214 yr 9 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: You're waiting for a referral, or dreaming you were waiting? My dreams have been weird since covid... GP took blood tests and my platelet count was wrong... so more blood tests (after a delay because of shortage of placky tubes) looking for the reason... in the meantime i've had a CT scan which was a hoot (not). Now they suspect I have a cancer but the buggers don't know where the fucker is... BUT I HAVE HAD COVID and that fucks everything up including blood platelets. I really do despair. That is probably why I had the visualisation. Ignore my pissed up shit... there's people a lot worse out there
September 24, 20214 yr Get on zinc and magnesium supplements before bed. Or just drink shit loads of ovaltine. Good for immune system and also give you mental dreams and a stonk on in the morning.
September 24, 20214 yr I'm worst with dreams when I'm not in my own bed. Plenty of times on holiday or in a hotel where my dreams to me are real and I can see them in front of me. Was in Gran Canaria about 8 years ago and woke up in the middle of the night with a old witchy woman stood next to the bed pointing and screaming at the other half. I think I woke half the hotel up screaming. He had a mini heart attack 😂 Next night I dreamt I was holding a box of spiders and dropped them all over the bed. Was screaming twatting the bedsheets 😂😂 I deffo need locking up. Edited September 24, 20214 yr by bolton_blondie
September 24, 20214 yr Watched you porn for 15 mins this afternoon to get the old mojo back... fuck off johnson
September 24, 20214 yr 14 minutes ago, stevieb said: Get on zinc and magnesium supplements before bed. Or just drink shit loads of ovaltine. Good for immune system and also give you mental dreams and a stonk on in the morning. Zinc is vital for the business down there.
September 25, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, deane koontz said: Eating just before i go to sleep and i'm guaranteed to have mental dreams. I read its something to do with your body digesting the food?
September 26, 20214 yr 23 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: I read its something to do with your body digesting the food? I was flying and had a slow motion fight last night.
September 26, 20214 yr 32 minutes ago, deane koontz said: I was flying and had a slow motion fight last night. I had a dirty one again. I'm telling you it's a combination of hormones and my age
September 26, 20214 yr On 25/09/2021 at 10:55, deane koontz said: Eating just before i go to sleep and i'm guaranteed to have mental dreams. Probably because of the release of Tryptophan, turns into serotonin. No coincidence that cheese is high in Tryptophan and can cause the most vivid dreams
September 26, 20214 yr During a misspent youth, M̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ My friends acquired a Pharmacopoeia and scoured our, I mean their, households for anything that was in the book that had the advisory 'do not drink alcohol, drive or operate machinery whilst taking this medication'... Results were mixed, in some cases there was only scope for limited pilfering, others had unwanted side-effects. But we, I mean they, hit benzo paydirt, one lad's dad had broke his back (he recovered fully) and was prescribed (amongst loads of other stuff) one or two of the 'Pam family but was of the 'I'm not bloody taking those, they turn me zombie' school of thought, yet his dutiful wife/mate's mam would collect his full 'script every week...A mountain of excess unused pills (for them, druggies). Now they would give the most vivid dreams - indistinguishable from reality sometimes. When they were building the new wards on the Hospital I dreamt (post-pill binge) I'd got up in the middle of the night, gone downstairs, climbed through the front window, and walked to the building site, snuck through the fencing, then climbed the steel meshes that would form the stairwells, and sat atop what would become the ICU, admiring the view... What a strange dream... Went downstairs next morning and noticed a trail of leaves, mud etc. from the window, which was pulled to but off all the catches and latches... [Original] Pet Semetary filum stylee. I'd previously used the window to steal out of the house in the middle of the night, usually to go sledging on the virgin snow on the gollies if I noticed it had been snowing before I turned in at my usual 2am bedtime (blame Clive Sinclair)... Edited September 28, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie
September 28, 20214 yr it's worth taking up smoking, just to take champix to give up smoking and have 12 weeks of the most mental dreams you're ever likely to have
September 28, 20214 yr On 26/09/2021 at 11:29, Rudy said: Probably because of the release of Tryptophan, turns into serotonin. No coincidence that cheese is high in Tryptophan and can cause the most vivid dreams Turkey = Christmas Dinner and sleep
September 28, 20214 yr Fuckin mad one last night I was given this envelope then I was on the presidential train Got off and we weren’t on earth Joe & Jill Biden were there and now it was our job to save the world I did karaoke and Method man said I was wack Which is American for shit
September 28, 20214 yr One of my favorite dreams was being in the Burnden Paddock watching Paul Jones score a screaming free kick against Norwich, I was in a belting mood for days, can still see it.
September 29, 20214 yr Because I’ve not drank or smoked all week I’m remembering my dreams and they’re mad, last night my mother in laws neighbour ran over a chimp and my brother in laws Mrs made a pass as us
September 29, 20214 yr 10 minutes ago, Rudy said: Because I’ve not drank or smoked all week I’m remembering my dreams and they’re mad, last night my mother in laws neighbour ran over a chimp and my brother in laws Mrs made a pass as us would this be a good thing?
September 29, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, Sweep said: would this be a good thing? She’s a bit mental. Not on the sunshine bus mental but still Edited September 29, 20214 yr by Rudy
September 29, 20214 yr 24 minutes ago, Rudy said: my brother in laws Mrs made a pass as us your sister?
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