Had a dream last night that I was playing at left back for Bolton against Hull City. Not sure why left back as that’s the last position I’d pick.

Ended up 4-4 with 2 disallowed goals for Hull and one of their fans had a pitch invader when he thought they went 5-4 up but was disallowed. Started singing at him “you fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies”. Then I woke up.

Never had a dream about playing for Bolton before now.

Any weird dreams you can remember, Bolton-related or otherwise.

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As a kid I had a dream where I'd jump from the top step on the stairs down to the bottom and kind of floated down. Happened loads of times to the point I thought I could do it. Never tried though thankfully. 

Pregnancy hormones give you filthy dreams too. Utter filth they where. 

10 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

As a kid I had a dream where I'd jump from the top step on the stairs down to the bottom and kind of floated down. Happened loads of times to the point I thought I could do it. Never tried though thankfully. 

Pregnancy hormones give you filthy dreams too. Utter filth they where. 

Floating dreams are quite common. 

Still have the very odd one, floating around above houses watching everyone going about their business.

 I dreamt that a thin poorly bloke was following me but wouldn't come past me. He chased me into a big light building then a nurse came up and said 'glad you got here, he's not very well today'.

Turned out he wasn't chasing me, he was making sure I got there as I was to give him blood donation.

Booked an appointment at the first opportunity.

I had one this week where i was on a cruise, dickie-bow job.  Anyhow, this bloke sings 'In The Avenues And Allyways' perfect on the karaoke, everyone in ballgowns etc loving it, sung with a smile, swagger of confidence.  The compare then announces its me singing next singing 'Ruby' by Elvis Presley, even though he never sang it.   The screen was a iPhone S5 and I didn't have my glasses.  So i had to sing Ruby, Elvis style to lyrics i couldn't see.  Must of been flustered as the button side was at the top of the bed instead of the bottom.

4 minutes ago, Breightmet Boy said:

I had one this week where i was on a cruise, dickie-bow job.  Anyhow, this bloke sings 'In The Avenues And Allyways' perfect on the karaoke, everyone in ballgowns etc loving it, sung with a smile, swagger of confidence.  The compare then announces its me singing next singing 'Ruby' by Elvis Presley, even though he never sang it.   The screen was a iPhone S5 and I didn't have my glasses.  So i had to sing Ruby, Elvis style to lyrics i couldn't see.  Must of been flustered as the button side was at the top of the bed instead of the bottom.

Was @victor meldrew in it?

I suffer pretty bad with sleep paralysis

Doesnt get much weirder than that

26 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

As a kid I had a dream where I'd jump from the top step on the stairs down to the bottom and kind of floated down. Happened loads of times to the point I thought I could do it. Never tried though thankfully. 

Pregnancy hormones give you filthy dreams too. Utter filth they where. 

As a kid I used to have a dream regularly where I would hear a noise in the dead of night and would go out of my room and peer over the bannister where there was some weird devil like creature at the bottom of the stairs. I would be pulled over and fall to the foot of the stairs, I would wake up at that point almost shitting myself with fear.

Happened for a good few years then one night I had the nightmare as usual except I didn't wake up and I tried to launch the little devil thing with a right hoof but it just fizzled away.  Never had the dream again.

14 minutes ago, L/H White said:

I suffer pretty bad with sleep paralysis

Doesnt get much weirder than that

I suffer from Alice in wonderland syndrome. 

When you get that in your sleep holy moly it’s weird 

 

13 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I suffer from Alice in wonderland syndrome. 

When you get that in your sleep holy moly it’s weird 

 

Didn't Alice take loads of drugs? 🤔

37 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Was @victor meldrew in it?

has he got a wrinkled tan face, a look of David Dickenson? If so, could very well of been him 🙂

I've been having some real intense ones since the covid.

Can't wait to go to bed, last night it was two girlfriends from 40 odd years ago lezzing each other... probably need to syphon off some of that mucky water

 

1 hour ago, Dimron said:

I've been having some real intense ones since the covid.

Can't wait to go to bed, last night it was two girlfriends from 40 odd years ago lezzing each other... probably need to syphon off some of that mucky water

 

Its the worst when you wake up half way through one of 'those' dreams for a wee and your gutted cos your brain won't get back into it 😂

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Its the worst when you wake up half way through one of 'those' dreams for a wee and your gutted cos your brain won't get back into it 😂

You run back to bed and try to get it going again... happens to me every  time 😞

7 hours ago, L/H White said:

I suffer pretty bad with sleep paralysis

Doesnt get much weirder than that

Used to get it occasionally a few years back, sounds weird but read online a way to "snap out of it" by trying to wiggle my toes. Seemed to work to an extent. The first time was the worst had no idea what was going on!

 

 

 

 

 

 

O if i could only tell you 

back to GERMANY i go 

Now that I’ve finished all the cheese that I bought at Bolton Food Festival the dreams have stopped. Fuck me they were vivid 

Sertraline dreams- wish they could be transmitted digitally. 

On 23/09/2021 at 15:06, bolton_blondie said:

Didn't Alice take loads of drugs? 🤔

Are you implying I take drugs?

Just now, Rudy said:

Are you implying I take drugs?

27 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Sertraline dreams- wish they could be transmitted digitally. 

totally agree- i climbed everest in shorts the other night,and there was people sitting on the edge swinging there feet over the edge while people partied in a marquee.

2 minutes ago, fester58 said:

totally agree- i climbed everest in shorts the other night,and there was people sitting on the edge swinging there feet over the edge while people partied in a marquee.

I wish I could remember them all.

I've met Queen at a bar somewhere tropical and lush. Long hair everywhere.

Fuck knows why this came about.

I've also leathered a cunt who used to not pay me until I started his next job (fucked him off when the debt was down to 40 quid), laid him out good and proper then woke to find I'd just clobbered the missus in the back!

Scary that.

I had one were the Prime Minister started to try and tell a joke about Kermit the Frog at the UN.

Very odd.

Ah fuck off.