October 15, 20214 yr Just now, bolton_blondie said: Christ that would smart. She probably sprinkles it on her chips. Hard as fuck my grandma
October 15, 20214 yr I'm glad Rudy specified 'diluted' Dettol. Remember kids, it's for cleaning floors. Caustic as fuck undiluted. Apparently Listerine was developed to clean floors and the 'recipe' is still the same now.
October 15, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I'm glad Rudy specified 'diluted' Dettol. Remember kids, it's for cleaning floors. Caustic as fuck undiluted. Apparently Listerine was developed to clean floors and the 'recipe' is still the same now. Fell in a thorn bush as a kid in Bradford park, once me mam got all the thorns out she put me in a bath of diluted dettol and hot water That made the eyes water. I think my mam and grandma were torture administrators in a previous life
October 15, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Rudy said: Fell in a thorn bush as a kid in Bradford park, once me mam got all the thorns out she put me in a bath of diluted dettol and hot water That made the eyes water. I think my mam and grandma were torture administrators in a previous life Its quite popular dettol baths. Not for me like.
October 15, 20214 yr 18 minutes ago, Rudy said: Fell in a thorn bush as a kid in Bradford park, once me mam got all the thorns out she put me in a bath of diluted dettol and hot water That made the eyes water. I think my mam and grandma were torture administrators in a previous life My elder sister (Aspirins on metre-rule) had a few teenage spots which she thought made her The Elephant Girl. (Note to girls, no lads your age give a fuck about your makeup, hair, clothes, a few spots etc. In those formative years they should shag owt, if not then Allah help them in later life, or they're a proto-Rylan). Anyhow, where was I, she had a spot before some stupid 'rite of passage' girl thing, so soaked a cotton ball in Dettol and pressed it on her spot/(facial) cheek for the duration of the Saturday Brookside Omnibus. She had a chemical burn the size of a compressed cotton-wool ball for about four months. Daft bint.
October 15, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, Duck Egg said: Removing a wart off your hand. Rub it with bacon and bury the bacon in the back garden. As it rots so does the wart. It doesn't work with genital warts though. Apparently. My dad had me spitting on a match head (the red ones) and rubbing it on the wart and the sulphur would seep in and kill it, the spit had to be first thing in the morning when it was at it's most poisonous
October 15, 20214 yr 41 minutes ago, Rudy said: Fell in a thorn bush as a kid in Bradford park, once me mam got all the thorns out she put me in a bath of diluted dettol and hot water That made the eyes water. I think my mam and grandma were torture administrators in a previous life Saved your life though. Thorn bush scratches = Guaranteed 'Lockjaw' (tetanus) and death. Only thing worse, a dog bite = Guaranteed Rabies and death.
October 15, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, Rudy said: Did it work? my sprog has a shocking cough at the moment. Sounds like she’s on 40 a day, currently down to 10 but it’s still bad Try pholcodine linctus the best weve found is the Tesco one.
October 15, 20214 yr 4 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said: Try pholcodine linctus the best weve found is the Tesco one. Second this. Not sure if kids can have it though?
October 15, 20214 yr On 15/10/2021 at 13:54, Mounts Kipper said: Try pholcodine linctus the best weve found is the Tesco one. They will all be the same I think. On 15/10/2021 at 14:00, bolton_blondie said: Second this. Not sure if kids can have it though? I used to tell everyone with a non-productive cough (meaning not bringing up phlegm, not a cough that claims to have a 'bad back' and drawing sick benefit, who goes to the pub everyday walking with a cane and going "ow, my back!" every so often when it remembers to...) about this wonder cure Pholcodine. HOWEVER - I've since read it can cause fairly long-lasting complications (24-36 months on from a dose) with anyone who needs a General Anaesthetic during this period, not everyone, but a significant number. So if you've been knocking it back lately and are getting put under for sommat - ingrowing toenail, SRS, penectomy, haemorrhoids etc. maybe mention it? Edited October 16, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie
October 15, 20214 yr One stop shop for drugs and things... BNF/NICE. https://bnf.nice.org.uk/drug/pholcodine.html
October 15, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, gonzo said: Sugar water for hiccups. also - a surprise/shock - holding your breath - drinking from a cup backwards with your head upside down
October 15, 20214 yr A scintillating read re:Pholcodine... https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4168376/
October 15, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, little whitt said: Rubbing Vicks on the bottom of you feet what's that for...... it dose work just forgot why This is comedy gold. Having a cure but not knowing what for. It’s for a head cold, by the way.
October 15, 20214 yr 38 minutes ago, MickyD said: This is comedy gold. Having a cure but not knowing what for. It’s for a head cold, by the way. and here's me thinking it was for BAD AIDS
October 15, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: I'm glad Rudy specified 'diluted' Dettol. Remember kids, it's for cleaning floors. Caustic as fuck undiluted. Apparently Listerine was developed to clean floors and the 'recipe' is still the same now. As i teenager i pierced my own ear lobe & put a gold sleeper in cos it was popular back then, i ‘bathed’ the piecing with undiluted Dettol straight after. The side of my face favvered Niki Laudas for about 3 months.
October 15, 20214 yr Author 7 hours ago, Burndens Bogs said: As i teenager i pierced my own ear lobe & put a gold sleeper in cos it was popular back then, i ‘bathed’ the piecing with undiluted Dettol straight after. The side of my face favvered Niki Laudas for about 3 months. The good side or the bad (pork scratching) side?
October 16, 20214 yr My gran used normal salt to cure everything, sore throat gargle with salt water, cut rub salt on it, rash salt poultice on it, no matter what the salt came out. She even had a tub at the side of the bath that she would use instead of radox and the like.
October 16, 20214 yr 8 hours ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said: Putting toothpaste on a mouth ulcer. Love bites as well. Edited October 16, 20214 yr by Mounts Kipper
October 16, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, ErnestTurnip said: My gran used normal salt to cure everything, sore throat gargle with salt water, cut rub salt on it, rash salt poultice on it, no matter what the salt came out. She even had a tub at the side of the bath that she would use instead of radox and the like. Cut my arm on a corrugated iron barn panel whilst working on a farm. Farmer’s wife took me in kitchen, washed the wound then tipped half a pot of salt on it. Stung like fuck but was right a couple of days later.
October 16, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said: Love bites as well. Love bites cure mouth ulcers?
October 16, 20214 yr 20 hours ago, Burndens Bogs said: As i teenager i pierced my own ear lobe & put a gold sleeper in cos it was popular back then, i ‘bathed’ the piecing with undiluted Dettol straight after. The side of my face favvered Niki Laudas for about 3 months. The amount of people that did that... They should've been made to print 'THIS IS NOT TCP! DO NOT USE ON SKIN NEAT YOU THICK TWATS' Only relatively recently I was dressing a leg burn though, ran out of Hydrogen Peroxide so got some more from the chemist, in a rush, it was the strong shit that needs diluting. My burn which had almost skinned back over/granulated was rolled back to open weeping wound in about thirty seconds. Still looks fucked three years on, and it's probably as good as it gets now. Another scar for the collection. Edited October 16, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie
October 16, 20214 yr On 15/10/2021 at 16:44, Burndens Bogs said: As i teenager i pierced my own ear lobe & put a gold sleeper in cos it was popular back then, i ‘bathed’ the piecing with undiluted Dettol straight after. The side of my face favvered Niki Laudas for about 3 months. Ha. Fancied a girl at uni (like the front ends of two zeppelins side by side). She had about 5 in one ear. Let her pierce my ear with a needle soaked in Dettol. Kept dipping it back in whilst she made the hole big enough. Reckoned it was bad to put a gold sleeper in so took one of her silver ones out and stuck it in. Left earlobe blew up like a fucking balloon within 30 minutes and she kept putting neat dettol on it. Worth the trauma in the end though 😀
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