I’m fuckin sick of it now. 
Got people absolutely frothing at the mouth over Jimmy Carrs gypsy/holocaust joke 

I am of the opinion that comedians have the free right to say absolutely anything they like in order to get a laugh
 

It wasn’t on the bbc, it’s on a paid subscription 

Such outrage over a joke. I don’t get it, if you turn a comedian on and he’s not funny or you’re offended then turn it off what is with this cancel culture bollocks 

If you haven’t seen it this is the joke 

Too many soft cunts in this country

14 hours ago, royal white said:

I remember watching Bernard Manning at Lancashire CC around 1997, we had a black lad on our table who as you can imagine got a right load of shit, he took it well and Bernard bought him a pint after. There was a woman on the next table who was offended at the jokes and stormed out (whilst getting a load of shit off BM). There’s to many cockwombles getting offended for others. 

Was it a pint of Black n Tan?

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

The Bernard Manning Bisto gravy clip is extremely funny

Racist

Fuck off you Spanish Cunt

Good old Bernard. Miss the fella.

He was homosexual - fact.

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

He was homosexual - fact.

so?

39 minutes ago, Traf said:

so?

He used to take the piss out of them whilst in his private life he'd sit in his underpants fondling rentboys.

Seen Manning twice , once in Bradford he was very very funny. Then once at his club he was shit and the other acts worse add in the shit attitude of the staff it was crap. In Bradford his act although definitely racist was funny in his own club it was just a lazy series of rants. That begs the question does the 'funniness' of the joke and the professionalism of the act make things more acceptable ? I do find Jimmy Carr funny, the shit in her cunt gag is quality. But some random idiot spouting shit ? 
Sure I do not need to repeat my view that 'it is only a joke' does not cover every situation. 
 

He (Carr) has never had sex with an adult woman - he is possessed by the spirit of a 1920's ventriloquist's dummy. He only eats cheese slices and crisps. His mansion has a mouse infestation so he lives in his attic and pisses in milk bottles, shits in carrier bags. His comedy hero is Heinrich Himmler.

He's also a dope-shooter.

Edited February 9, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

I hope that edit was to add the dope shooter line, Youri.

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

He (Carr) has never had sex with an adult woman - he is possessed by the spirit of a 1920's ventriloquist's dummy. He only eats cheese slices and crisps. His mansion has a mouse infestation so he lives in his attic and pisses in milk bottles, shits in carrier bags. His comedy hero is Heinrich Himmler.

He's also a dope-shooter.

that makes that crisp advert he did with the mechanical gigantic jigsaw/robert/chucky/gabbo thing of his head kinda weird. 

the mouth opens so it can steal peoples money.. probably. 

 

Edited February 9, 20224 yr by e2e4

4 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

He was homosexual - fact.

You don’t half try to out people 

Sherzinger 

Manning 

Holmes

Lovejoy 

Where did they touch you?

It’s ok 

You’re in good company 

56 minutes ago, Rudy said:

You don’t half try to out people 

Sherzinger 

Manning 

Holmes

Lovejoy 

Where did they touch you?

It’s ok 

You’re in good company 

Holmes is many things but he's not homosexual, he'd have to be human first.

Lovejoy is asexual - he leers at singers barely in their twenties but he's not potent in any way.

I was forced to watch the X-Factor and Sherzinger would be delighted and have lust in her eyes when a pretty girl auditioned. Have you seen her 'boyfriend' - he might as well have a pink t-shirt saying 'princess' on it - Lewis Hamilton is also a pufter.

Manning is dead so only bums worms.

 

 

3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Holmes is many things but he's not homosexual, he'd have to be human first.

Lovejoy is asexual - he leers at singers barely in their twenties but he's not potent in any way.

I was forced to watch the X-Factor and Sherzinger would be delighted and have lust in her eyes when a pretty girl auditioned. Have you seen her 'boyfriend' - he might as well have a pink t-shirt saying 'princess' on it - Lewis Hamilton is also a pufter.

Manning is dead so only bums worms.

40 minutes ago, Rudy said:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

And then never called him back

On 08/02/2022 at 10:33, Dr Faustus said:

ffs

 

can someone post some tits please?

 

preferably gypsy for some balance

From my Monroes raving days Gypsy birds have banging chebs 

 

On 08/02/2022 at 16:07, frank_spencer said:

Wasnt going to comment on this but.

Lived amongst a Roma/English Gypsy family for the past 20yrs of my life. Wife lived in a caravan (on her grandparents land) in her early years. 

HBAHT

 

Anyway Jimmy is alright for me. His great great grandad once left Halliwell against the will of his family and he met a gypsy bird who grew chilli's and had a spare slab of cheddar in her caravan. 

On his victorious return to Halliwell Road the masses rejoiced as the Carr's cheese and jalapeño pastie was born. 

True story. 

That's why tyson fury had his gym in Halliwell. 

FACT 

4 hours ago, Rudy said:

I did get raped as a seven year old kid.

6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I did get raped as a seven year old kid.

No such thing as rape. It’s surprise sex 

17 hours ago, DazBob said:

Bolty likes this.

Change a few letters in the middle section of your moniker to get Dweeb FFS.