Just remembered something from my trip to London for Gillingham game. 
 

Walked from Trafalgar Square and there’s two blokes, cabbies, pissing in an outside ‘bucket’. Fucking hell, I occasionally get shy trying to piss at the side of someone in a public toilet. Outside whilst tourists are walking past gawping? Not a chance I’d be emptying my bladder!

*Stock photo. I didn’t stand taking photos of blokes pissing!

 

Appalling gender assignment sticker there.

Can you imagine the crazy equal rights feminazis here? We want our own outside, uncovered pissoires!

8 minutes ago, MickyD said:

*Stock photo. I didn’t stand taking photos of blokes pissing!

😂😂

Remember being in Newquay years ago, walking back through the town centre around tea time and a wagon was dropping off loads of what looked like giant plastic sombreros . 
walked back through in the evening and these were full of revellers pissing into them in full view of anyone walking past

never seen anything like it .

Had them in Warehouse project. 

12 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Can you imagine the crazy equal rights feminazis here? We want our own outside, uncovered pissoires!

Little Whitt supports this message 

Used to have them on piccadilly gardens. 

2 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Used to have them on piccadilly gardens. 

Fuckin hell. What a pleasure they must have been. 

They're not so convenient if you have a shit in one, as there is no loo roll. You have to be quite tall as well, so as not to miss and end up shitting into your keks

I assume you can’t do a primary school piss in one 

Never use them in the daytime but they are a god send at night when you are caught short before you need to get on the tube.

Where are women meant to pee? 

If you're shy it's because you know you've got a dead small willy

The near side of any coach is an outdoor urinal.

Went to an away somewhere and someone chalked numbers on the tyre and a mark on the wheel arch. Charged a fiver a number for a giant, long distance roulette game. By the time we got there someone had pissed the numbers off.

26 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Where are women meant to pee? 

I think the reason they put them into central London is that bloke are generally animals and you had loads of bloke just pissing anywhere of an evening. 

Women generally are better behaved and don't piss in the street quite so much

55 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Where are women meant to pee? 

Get yourself a she-wee.

56 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Where are women meant to pee? 

@little whitt

They have them outside Vauxhall station in that there London, if I recall correctly.

1 hour ago, stevieb said:

on @little whitt

 

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

 

Women generally are better behaved and don't piss in the street quite so much

You've not been to Farnworth on a Saturday night have you?

They have them all over Amsterdam 

a bird Pissed as side of me Boxing Day night 

she said i need a piss i said just do it at the side of this Mini 

i was Dieing to ask her  here love here's £50 would you mind 

but thought better not  

16 minutes ago, little whitt said:

They have them all over Amsterdam 

a bird Pissed as side of me Boxing Day night 

she said i need a piss i said just do it at the side of this Mini 

i was Dieing to ask her  here love here's £50 would you mind 

but thought better not  

£50?!? I'll fucking do it! 

1 hour ago, freds dad said:

You've not been to Farnworth on a Saturday night have you?

 

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

£50?!? I'll fucking do it! 

Imagine sitting underneath someone pouring watered down marmite all over your grille.

2 hours ago, freds dad said:

You've not been to Farnworth on a Saturday night have you?

It's not as bad as it used to be what with the White Hart being shut. I'm surprised there was a decent bush behind the White Hart.

I mean green woody foliage type bush, not the short and curly type.