Going for Dustin Johnson to take the jacket

Tiger to make the cut

@Youri McAnespie to berate golf in all forms 

I've gone Cantlay this time round, think he's due. 

Went Hatton EW as well paying out to 11, just because I like him mainly. 

Hope the brasses of Georgia have loosened our Tiger up 

Can’t look past Neil Robertson on current form🎱

Golf is rubbish.  Like darts, snooker, ten pin bowling, etc, anyone who can afford to spend all day, every day, practicing it will become good.

Edited April 7, 20224 yr by DazBob

Hovland or Sheffler

straka as an outside bet

Woods can make other plans for the weekend.

 

15 minutes ago, Spider said:

Woods can make other plans for the weekend.

 

Wine, lube and bill Cosby pills?

@L/H WhiteI'm waiting for his tips...

Sheffler or Rahm for me. £1 Ew on each

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

 

@Youri McAnespie to berate golf in all forms 

Absolute banker. 

5 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Sheffler or Rahm for me. £1 Ew on each

You requested the payout of winnings over 10 years?

39 minutes ago, Sweep said:

@L/H WhiteI'm waiting for his tips...

big on DJ this year, looked backed to his oldself last 2 starts

Finau, Conners & Homa all EW

crap betting event this, top 20 far to close in the betting

i've also backed Rose & Seamus Power EW to lead after the first round

Edited April 7, 20224 yr by L/H White

I wouldn't consider joining a bloody golf club, but I'd go on Mount field and I could drive balls like Tom Daly or whatever, sometimes they'd land on the sportshall roof, 300 yards easy with a three wood. I'd trespass on Great Lever and Farnworth Golf Course to hone my putting with a carrier bag of lager (and a putter), when I grew tired I'd have a Brian Clough style alfresco nap on a green. It's another sport for bums, blind drunk I was better than the members.

Edited April 7, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I wouldn't consider joining a bloody golf club, but I'd go on Mount field and I could drive balls like Tom Daly or whatever, sometimes they'd land on the sportshall roof, 300 yards easy with a three wood. I'd trespass on Great Lever and Farnworth Golf Course to hone my putting with a carrier bag of lager, when I grew tired I'd have a Brian Clough style alfresco nap on a green. It's another sport for bums, blind drunk I was better than the members.

Play for 3 hours a day, 4 days a week, and within 2~3 years, you would be good enough to qualify for a Major, put a couple more hours a day in, and you'd be easily good enough for Ryder Cup selection within 5 years. It actually requires less skill than Darts in reality, at least with Darts you need to still have half reasonable eyesight, for golf, you don't even need that, which is why loads of old duffers play it.

Anybody who has enough time to play a round of golf, is generally either retired, or unemployed

2 hours ago, DazBob said:

Golf is rubbish.  Like darts, snooker, ten pin bowling, etc, anyone who can afford to spend all day, every day, practicing it will become good.

 

10 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I wouldn't consider joining a bloody golf club, but I'd go on Mount field and I could drive balls like Tom Daly or whatever, sometimes they'd land on the sportshall roof, 300 yards easy with a three wood. I'd trespass on Great Lever and Farnworth Golf Course to hone my putting with a carrier bag of lager (and a putter), when I grew tired I'd have a Brian Clough style alfresco nap on a green. It's another sport for bums, blind drunk I was better than the members.

 

4 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Play for 3 hours a day, 4 days a week, and within 2~3 years, you would be good enough to qualify for a Major, put a couple more hours a day in, and you'd be easily good enough for Ryder Cup selection within 5 years. It actually requires less skill than Darts in reality, at least with Darts you need to still have half reasonable eyesight, for golf, you don't even need that, which is why loads of old duffers play it.

Anybody who has enough time to play a round of golf, is generally either retired, or unemployed

Gay boys.

 

7 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Play for 3 hours a day, 4 days a week, and within 2~3 years, you would be good enough to qualify for a Major, put a couple more hours a day in, and you'd be easily good enough for Ryder Cup selection within 5 years. It actually requires less skill than Darts in reality, at least with Darts you need to still have half reasonable eyesight, for golf, you don't even need that, which is why loads of old duffers play it.

Anybody who has enough time to play a round of golf, is generally either retired, or unemployed

I'd refuse to do that gay foot twist when teeing off, when I got on the circuit I'd use flimsy excuses to take a swing (punch) at Tiger Woods and Rory Gallagher or whatever, pair of wankers.

Edited April 7, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

Just now, Rudy said:

 

 

Gay boys.

 

Yeah, because Rory isn't a pufter - he was shagging a lesbian tennis player, course he was.

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

Yeah, because Rory isn't a pufter - he was shagging a lesbian tennis player, course he was.

He can get to fuck dirty red 

Dustin Johnson to win, also backed Kevin Kisner at long odds, also backed Cameron Smith.

Edited April 7, 20224 yr by Blondi

Love golf me. Got this beauty for my favorite driver.

 

5 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Love golf me. Got this beauty for my favorite driver.

 

Is that one of your window cleaning gauntlets?

12 minutes ago, Spider said:

Is that one of your window cleaning gauntlets?

It's one of his condoms

2 hours ago, gonzo said:

Love golf me. Got this beauty for my favorite driver.

 

If @Pabloplayed golf...

Anyway, I've only ever played golf once and I got a hole in one.  Never saw any point in playing it again.

5 minutes ago, DazBob said:

Anyway, I've only ever played golf once and I got a hole in one.  Never saw any point in playing it again.

You didn’t used to be the Dictator of North Korea did you?

Ok, there are many sports that I don't wtach a lot of but I can kind of get the enjoyment - even Rugby Union - but golf, looks boring to watch, looks boring to play. When you are watching someone tee off do you when walk with them to the next shot?