alibob

Tell you who I wouldn't like to share a lift with... that spider from the other thread!

I bleeding hate spiders. Just looking at pictures of them freaks me out. Funny, you think i'd be scared of more serious things but the way them things move just isn't right...

wonder if any of the blokes will admit to owning pink straighteners!!

left after 25 mins cos it was rubbish, and went to the pub instead

oops and undies too!

wonder how he's celebrating it?

I used to think you looked like Gary Speed. Now I think you look like that Mario off big brother!

sorted yet?

I met someone off the internet once, and they'd said they were 29. When i met up with him, he admitted he was 35. They kept going on about what a good catch they were, when in reality they were a bore. I tried a few excuses to finish the night like that i didnt feel well, emergency at home etc... well he wasnt taking the hint. In the end I ran away when he went to the loo. which is very cruel, but he wasn't as good a catch as he thought he was. so true marple white, beware of internet dating!!

It's like ten first dates in the space of an hour. You get bored of answering/asking the same questions, and some people are as rude to put a cross next to your name when they're still sat with you. and dont get drunk, it wont appeal to anyone The best way to get through it is to create a different persona for every 'date', but if you're really looking for love , that probably isnt a good idea!

over, 2-1

just had a goal disallowed

when I read the title of this thread, I thought it meant there'd more of them.. a band of bells!

Think around 6k at the start

I'm getting text updates direct from the ground. Apparently alcohol isn't making it any easier

Cahill sent off

2-0

pemalty?

also known as tit-tape!

fantastic.. but some people have too much time on their hands!!

fine, you miserable bunch, It's Bennet I bet you lot are rubbish at I-spy and other such participation guessing games!!

It's not Riley. It doesn't make much sense in terms of geography

ref's falling over is also quite amusing

and we've got... northampton at home

right, name some players you hate. Players I choose normally die/break a bone/get fat/don't score ever again