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Steve 'slaphead' Bennett

I don't know when he's more annoying/boring. When he's in a job or when he's out of one. W?nker

Glad she had a good day! RV did it for my dad's 60th and he was chuffed to bits, so can imagine how happy your daughter was!

Martin Atkinson (Over t'border.... Yorkshire)

dci_bwfc, why don't you go as a gayer? you could wear a pink t-shirt

I applauded the 'come on, Eileen' line they seem to try and get in every episode

they use newspaper HTH

They probably thought they were being clever in getting the Bolton fans together in one place. ( because no-one uses public transport or drives!)

http://www.boots.com/webapp/wcs/stores/ser...productId=13673 Ya lazy monkey!

Things did get a bit ruff for him. He seemed to be expected to just roll over and take it. Saying that, he was genuinely one of the nicest blokes you can meet, he really was the dogs bollocks

I thought we were going to get a free Paddy Mcguinness when I first looked at that page on the official website then. The advert couldn't get much bigger!

Chris Foy I thank you all for letting me be the first to it this week.

Smiffs could take Honky too. It might get rid of that LJ effort who sits in the NSL sometimes

I remember asking a spurs fan what you called an ill bird, the day after that match SICK SWAN!

colleagues who start arse-licking managers because of redundancies

where is Martin Atkinson from? (for full copy&paste effect)

We are nice people in the NSL aren't we. Saying that, the next time they send that flag across when the match is about to kick off, I'm putting a lighter to it

make sure you get her cheek though and not thin air

and the brides grandma was only 40?

A lad on the train to Hull last week kept talking about his 'student learn' when he was on his 'fern'.

Yikes!

Get in!

4-2!

Not that this makes much difference, but apparently it was Norris' wedding that McCormick was driving away from, drunk. If anything, you think he may be a bit more sensitive to it.