superbobby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs

Still here, living the dream in the cold wastelands of Lanarkshire!!

If you are connected via wifi on your android/iOS wanking machine and your box is hooked up too (wirelessly or otherwise) you can now control your box via your phone/tablet

Game on it's head!!

Or Minnie Drivers character from Good Will Hunting.......

That was Dundee on boxing day

Crossbars and half time breaks

I knocked on my neighbour's door this morning and said, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've just hit your cat." "Oh no," she cried, "Is he in a bad way?" "Put it this way," I said, "My cricket bat snapped in half."

Surely we should first try him, and if found guilty the latter 2 for me

Sorry I'm late!!

Body found in cemetery shocker!!

You mean the stuff made in Devon?

Just can't Get Enough was/is so unoriginal - please note that CFC (tinpot league winners for the next couple of years) played this song way before we did, we don't want to be copying tattie munchers do we? A good call on the "This is only the Beginning"

Confirmed by the bbc

I have the use of an Asus TF101 Transformer (the girlfriends) love the fact I can type on a physical keyboard (when docked) and can detach the screen and use as a tablet

clackervalve

Would do her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday

Money no object: Hilton, marriott and Crowne plaza, One Devonshire Gardens, Cameron House value hotels:IBIS, ETAP, Jury's inn, citizen m

My ex-wife (well, soon to be) once asked why Ricardo Gardner wasn't playing at Birmingham City, before I could answer she says "Is he playing the the African Cup of Nations?" She sickened me, still does!!

Seems a top bloke and did the town proud, apparently he's saying Laura trott lucky bar steward

Correct the estate for everyday use (with room for my dog) R8 for the weekends. Perhaps I've been living in scotland for too long and contracted tightitis

Would move to Devon (favourite part of the the UK), get a house which is ready to move in straight away, would then start looking for a plot to build my dream house. And as I would be wanting an Audi RS4 Avant and the R8 Spyder I would go into an Audi showroom in my scruffiest clothes and see if I can get served!!

Apparently the 'Borat' anthem was played for a Kazakhstan athlete in the middle east earlier this year: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17494812

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-18991619 doh!!

Technology? I've got those inner tubes on my bike!! Weight obviously not a big deal for me!!