Gonk

Good job you retired from the finance industry

So the GB news viewer wants Russia to nuke the UK?

League one hopefully, it's not due to open until August 2024

You find the live follicle then

Woah, that's a bit harsh.

Gonk on top 💪

Faith restored after some real jaded recent performances

Hope they are running for you the day after a strike

I feel your pain brother, which is why I won't entertain the idea

wrong strikes: The Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers' union has announced it has suspended all industrial action at Network Rail after receiving a new pay offer. The union's National Executive Committee said that further updates would be provided in the coming days. Walkouts had been due to take place from 2am on March 16 until 01.59am on March 17, with a ban on overtime to follow. However, planned strike action to be taken by RMT members against the 14 train operators represented by the Rail Delivery Group are still currently going ahead on March 16, 18, 30 and April 1.

You would have loved it back up here in Bolton, the most locked down town in the country

They didn't even need to take it back, it was voluntary and they could have reversed it : The Government could have changed the colour of British passports back to blue at any time regardless of Brexit, it has emerged. Theresa May described the decision to revert to the “iconic” colour as an “expression of our independence and sovereignty” away from the EU. But the Home Office confirmed that the UK voluntarily adopted common passport criteria from the European Economic Community (EEC) and was not obliged to keep it.

He's harder to spot than most to be fair

Thought the old town would be more your scene

She'll get a slot on GB News

Traf's concierge service, otherwise known as TicketTrafster

Over in half an hour

What would you talk about after you give her the best 30 seconds of her life?

A famous European night at Anfield 🤣

Could all and sundry please stop quoting W63, ignore is set, but I still end up seeing the posts and quite frankly, it time out of my life I'll not get back. Thanks x.

Minus 15 isn't a spring day

Miami has gone missing, and nobody really cares

It's all a load of old bollox invented way back when. The Roman Christian historian Sextus Julius Africanus dated Jesus' conception to March 25 (the same date upon which he held that the world was created), which, after nine months in his mother's womb, would result in a December 25 birth.

This is hitting home now: Two Scotch Eggs in Aldi, jumped from 89p to £1.15. Outfuckingrageous!