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4000 Blackburn? Are we talking holes here? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=a--lA21JGpk Their finest work in my humble opinion. Then again was Mounts waiting for someone to take the bait?

Watched it in the pub, I thowt it were Venison, the same Geordie twang tha knows. Anyway, there was a time delay on the dodgy channel, commentary coming through about 5 seconds after seeing it on the telly. It was fcukin weird.

Were you not there when we played Wimbledon first game of the season about 10 years ago and an acquaintance of ours gave Vinny Jones some stick? Oh how we laughed

Owd Mozza a 'Sweet and Tender Hooligan' who'd have thought it?

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11667_4197280,00.html Charlie says - "The worst penalty decision I have ever seen." That was Charlie Nicholas' verdict on Rob Styles decision to award Manchester United a spot kick in the second half of Saturday's 2-0 win over Bolton at Old Trafford. The key moment arrived on the hour mark when Jlloyd Samuel appeared to win the ball from Cristiano Ronaldo with a superb tackle, but referee Rob Styles pointed to the penalty spot. Despite astonishment from both sets of players, Ronaldo stepped up to score and United cruised through to full-time with Wayne Rooney adding a splendid second after more good work from the Portuguese winger. But although Nicholas felt United were worthy winners, he was left seething at the decision that swung the game in their favour. "It's the worst I've ever seen," he said on Soccer Saturday. "I've seen a lot of bad penalties. Ronaldo has maybe slightly over-run it and he looked as though he'd given up. "He didn't dive, he has done that before and he has played for them, but I don't think he did that. "Lloyd just went for a nice easy tackle on him, the timing was good, he got all of his studs on the ball cleanly, it knocked back off Ronaldo and stopped. The ball didn't really go anywhere. "The reaction of the Manchester United players was to start giggling. "Kammy will do it on Goals on Sunday and Andy Gray will be all over it and rightly so. "All I can say is thank God for Wayne Rooney to deflect attention away from this referee. He is an absolute joke when he gets big games because he bottles it. "If I could be a bit nicer I would be, but I don't know how he works in the Premier League. "He was absolutely terrible. Look at some of the other decisions. He booked three of the Bolton players and Manchester United made a couple of rash challenges themselves and there was no sign of a yellow card. There was no sign of even having a word with the player. "Man United thoroughly deserved to win this game, but that changed the whole issue of the game. "It's an absolute shambles of a decision and is genuinely the worst I've ever seen." The comment in bold says it all

Joyce Chris Thompson Newcastle

Me stomach turned after seeing the 'love bed' Oh, and while we're at it, the less said about Madrid the better

On Talksport last Sunday afternoon, Jeremy Kyle no less said that he had been golfing with Gartside and that he spilled the beans regarding Allardyce's departure. Surely the supporters should be told those reasons as well.

Viva Ronaldo He's off to Spain you know, He'd rather play in white, He thinks that Manchester's shite, Feck off Ronaldo Repeat to fade.......

I am in + 1. Offered 2 freebies in their end. I'm gonna save up an almighty dump and do me worst in their shitters, gassin them all for miles.

Double post - feck knows what happened there -

Echobelly, Terravision and REM iirc. Beautiful South were the best by far.

Come on, I was expecting much better from you than that -

We had them on our back about 12 months ago. I had to complete all the paperwork and worked out our licence would cost about ?300. Sent all the stuff off but haven't heard from them since

Coronation Pleat Street Join David, the ex Tottenham manager as he cruises the streets of Wetherfield. Panorvalderama Carlos, your favourite Colombian midfielder discusses the latest bollox Name that Goon Blindfolded contestants slug it out to identify the waxen effigies of their favourite loony - hilarity guaranteed

Aye - a grand at 680/1 will see him reet in his retirement in Miami/Havana

Methinks Amir's new coach, who called this fight on, will be looking for a new job on Monday. Prescott looked class and is one to watch out for in the future.

& No supermarts?

The phrase 'that's a given' makes me cringe, and folk that say 'period' at the end of a statement should be shot. American wannabees.

Tried a Desperados for the first time last week. Absoulutely beltin, best I've had in ages. Anyone know where it can be bought in Bolton?

Went to Scotland en tour with Rioch's Bolton about 1993/4 ish. We played Dunfermline on the Saturday then made our way up to Inverness for the match against Caley Thistle later in the week. Went in an Inverness night club on the Sunday night and met up with a handful of other Bolton fans. One lad in particular resplendent in a Bolton shirt was having all the luck with the ladies. I went over to ask him what his secret was - I couldn't understand a word. Turned out he was a local and a Bolton fan to boot.

Perhaps he was drowning his sorrows. ?5M lost on the casino tables (gulp). http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article...s-5million.html

Undies bought a round

Anyone hear Sir Steve Redgrave on the telly summing up the Olympic experience? He was talking about the spectator facilities saying how poor they were and said - '...the only chink in their armour.' Almost choked on me cornflakes - it was past dinner but I was late up after watching the marathon. He sickened me.

Walked through the car park at final whistle with my 13 year old daughter. A Stoke tvvat thought it would be funny to try and trip me, I managed to side step his feeble effort and mockingly called out '3-1 - welcome to the premership.' He replied with 'fcuking want some' as he quickly made a move towards the coppers. Laughing out loud, we made our way to Barnstormers.