MickyD

He missed an opportunity to rhyme it with dentures.

The tickets are electronic and Peterborough know we have the sales infrastructure to get rid of an extra couple of thousand in minutes if the demand is there. It’s all about the stars aligning though.

I really have no clue why you’d be happy going into last game level with Derby, us playing Peterborough away them playing Carlisle at home.

Is this season ever starting?

Oh, you’re going to be in a lot of pain for that if she still lurks.

Who would we all have playing us? Obviously MickyD would be played by George Clooney.

I wonder if they’ll have 6 pallbearers.

Aye, alright! That’ll be very-expensive-vet-speak for “We put the dog in a cage to sober up and he was fine after 12 hours sleeping it off.”

I believe Les Mis wasn’t a hit with the critics yet the audiences love it.

During the Easter break, I enjoyed a couple of nights in London, Thursday to Saturday. On the Thursday we went up to the West End and failed to get tickets for Les Mis. Well, we could’ve got a pair but not for the £200 each they wanted. Anyway, we went next door to the Gielgud Theatre and got a couple of decent seats for £50 each. The musical was Opening Night starring Sheridan Smith. Fucking woeful! Many in our area didn’t return after the interval it was so crap. I decided the second half couldn’t be as bad as the first. I was wrong! What’s the feeling in Theatre Land that it’s been cut short by a couple of months. Is this usual or do they normally persevere?

Remind me of the time he looked out of his depth because I don't recall it.

There are now plenty of licenced bars around the ground. To my knowledge; and I haven’t been for a couple of seasons, the only designated home-only pubs where tickets get checked are Harvester and Whites Hotel. I don’t think places like Nam Ploy could host too many away fans due to number of home fans in there pre and post match but my point is, nobody checks. And more importantly, nobody’s arsed.

No it isn’t. But neither is, “There isn’t an Everton player to pass to so I’ll pass to a Chelsea player instead!”

I’d love to know who he was bollocking last night after he fucked up.

Kick off time tonight is the deadline.

Good observation.

I took a look on Sky Bet. A double was 1/0.84 If you had a double Bolton to score 3+ goals in each game you’re at 5.88/1 I had a tenner on.

Sounds great.

Death penalty looming?

Uninhabitable or uninhabited? Have you ever been to Las Vegas? It really is in the middle of a big desert. Uninhabitable until someone thought to open gambling dens to take money from the gold miners. Then air conditioning was invented and the place thrives.

Rather than Rwanda, from where any returnees can set off for UK again, it would be much more likely to deter illegal immigrants if they’d used Greenland as their final destination. I’m quite sure, when we started shipping folk we didn’t want here, over to Australia that nobody went over first to make sure they’d be comfortable in their new surroundings.

But Russia’s “mainly empty” too!

Whilst the CEO of that charity ‘earns’ a six-figure salary, probably!

Bet England’s number 1 enjoyed tonight’s game at The Bridge.