Warby78

Barry Cowdrill

Chelsea, why break the habbit? Sunderland, just think bruce will come unstuck Spurs, Arry to get itchy feet once again

Holy Harbour Halliwell, houses now the bastards

The Monkey Spankers. Ale Madrid

Ahh! but what about Man Flu? if there was a pandemic of that we would all be in the shit!

Fair enough, but theres always kids off sick either with lurgy or TB or some shit. in hindsight twas a mistake sending him there but he's only got a couple of years left anyway. Daughter start Sharples primary soon

Sorry! but that's bollocks, my son goes to St Pauls and nobody has metioned it to me.

I honestly believe that we will sign Veloso at the end of the window for about 6mil. There you go, cards on the table.

What in, fucking braille?

Balls,Bum, Slapping! you get the jist.

Wimmin pissing!

Weren't cheese and port wine or something filmed in Bolton int 60s?

Now that's a fucking claim to fame! Apparently my dad helped teach Errol Brown to rollerskate at Navada!

I'll step up and be the filling if i have too! I used to like grab-a-granny night at Ritzy

Sons & Daughters, Flying Doctors they were all wank didn't mind Prisoner Cell Block H though for some reason?

They all derive from fucking criminals anyway, Cunts!

Mel Gibson, He's a tit

Gayer!

The Wiggles (for those with young children)

Or the rusty sherriff's badge on that note!!

Really? i thought it was Farnworth!

Apparently there are places you can bruise them where nobody else is any the wiser

Wasn't it only last week that Huw Yaky Daa Jenkins was holding out for 1 mil when we offered 750k? i think all this new paper talk is a load of old dogs piss!

I'm not usually fussy, but i'm not sure about her. maybe after a pint or 2 yes!

Is that Stan Newman from Jonny fow?