Youri McAnespie

I think the walls have seemed more effective as a result of not trying to encroach, or the free kicks may have been mainly shite so far.

Do I not like that! It's a nice drop, and my mate brews his own and says the bottles are top quality too (for using again). I noticed six empty bottles for homebrewing purposes are £4 in Wilkinsons, felt thin as fook too (the glass) - surely you'd just buy bottled booze for the extra thirty pence or so and reuse those? So, real ale/cider etc. home suppers, get saving your bottles and get them on Ebay.

What a bastard, I'm never illegally downloading any of Metallica's music ever again... He's a cUnt and no mistake, probably boosts his ego after years of being bullied by a Danish midget...Ted Nugent is probably due to die soon so Hetfield may have his eye on that role, rightwing hunter gunnut rock twat.

What's everyone supping whilst they're watching then? I was somewhat peturbed to see Graham Taylor on the telly drinking/plugging the cider I've got in for England tomorrow t'other day, I hope it's not a bad omen. I'm thinking of cracking one open now actually, Orchard Press, 95p for a pint bottle, from Aldi.

Wasn't there talk of a guaranteed place for the winner of the Oceania zone a few years back, a more or less bye into the finals for Australia every four years... They moved to the Asian Confederation instead, surely harder to qualify? Either way they're on course for the tipped wooden spoon.

There you go, put the kiss of death on them there BD.

When Van Persie's header hit the net I jumped in the air shouting ''suck on that yer tippy tappy twats...'' In a Tourettes-style outburst. I've not passed comment so vehemently on anything bordering on that level for years, I think it's years of pent-up frustration at that style of play spilling out finally.

I don't hate any country, but I'd like to see Uruguay go out at the group stages - that England happen to be in the same group is even more reason.

1st Year at secondary school, home economics... Lesson one: kitchen awareness/safety, using a cooker, practical: fruit salad (hello sailor!) Lesson two: food hygiene and meat, practical: burgers from scratch. Money for old rope.

Mike Patton? That's the second time I've made a 'joke' along those lines, today.

Mexico 1 - 2 Cameroon Spain 0 - 1 Netherlands Chile 0 - 0 Australia

If anyone fancied a quiet dip yesterday was the time, the beach was empty... Friends and family of Ricky Lambert doing the stonechucking - aiming for Cannavaro.

I wouldn't have said no (to Cher, not Rocky, unless...) - she wasn't bad looking back then, even if she was cosmetically aided, I like girls with big noses tho'.

The Cattle Market are going to lay a coach on.

Might have been one of Barack Obama's book/biogs now I think of it.

That's where I got the idea! I read somewhere, can't remember where, that in certain places in mainland USA, the local bum would sometimes find a one-way ticket to Hawaii in his top pocket on waking, must've took a lot of deliberation on his part whether to leave the frozen Midwest for a tropical isle. I think the Hawaiians weren't best pleased though.

Staedler, it is Staedler, ZE ARE GERMAN!

One for the old school, that...

John da?

Mask 2 - Rocky's Revenge. Thirty years after his death, hideous and murderous biker Rocky Dennis returns from the grave to terrorise the children of those who made his high school life a misery. Mayhem arrives at Altwood Summer Camp as evil Rocky stalks and picks off his teen victims in ways each more gruesome and inventive than the last. Rated - 18.

The owner should grow a beard.

If you're a dosser, why not move an doss down on the Costa del Sol or Tenerife or sommat? Perhaps they could lay on Ryanair vouchers instead of laying spikes... Better still, send some to Romania, give them a taste of their own medicine, shipping their undesirables over here.

They're all like pigeons, feeding on fag-ends and kidding themselves they're onto something good... Like they're out at the ferking th'Opera and fine dining every neet. edit: Just to clarify, that was aimed at those living in that London, not dossing.

When she's getting ready for the party btw, not the other scene with the yokels.

I haven't either, I did see him in sommat with Scully out of the X-Factor recently that was pretty dire, although she did get naked.