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Whatever happened to the N'Gog money? Pretty sure we got a good bonus when Swansea stayed up. 500K for Chungy too and money for Sordell to Burnley and 2 televised FA Cup games against Liverpool. All to pay the bills I'd imagine, but zero being invested in squad strenghthing.

Yeah reckon Dobbie will be a straight replacement for Eidur. Think Dobbie is quite often used as an attacking midfielder these days and his wages will be low I'd imagine.

Even if we did cash in on Clough, would the proceeds be given to Lennon to strengthen the squad? I doubt it.

I don't know why Lennon seems to think Twardzick is capable of playing left back? Celtic fans seem to think he's no good at left back and he's more of a creative midfielder. I don't rate Moxey, prefer Ream at left back if we're stuck.

I have a feeling we will be seeing more of a 3-5-2 formation. As it currently stands, Madine & Clough up top.

Did Michael Barrymore attend?

Clever Boy! We've always had German Shepherd bitches in our family.

Talking about Hitler, surprised nobody hasn't picked up on my username?

Pity we're not getting a fee for Hall, but if this means we can bring a player in, this is good news.

Yeah deep yellow and don't spread out, sometimes could do with a chainsaw to crack the shell open, like they do in those Mexican drug cartel videos. I had 2 boiled eggs for my breakfast this morning, just 150 calories. Should manage a six pack for my holidays to Croatia next month.

Another fantastic film in subtitles is "The secret in their eyes", it is an Argentinian film that won numerous awards.

Watched it, brilliant film! Some of the best films I've watched are in subtitles.

I see we've got Lawrie Wilson on trial. He was recently released by Charlton, he is predominantly a right back but can play wide right. He was dating Frank Lampard's ex Elen Rives, just in case anyone was interested?

I just love Eggs! The ones that hens lay. My Mrs brings home around two dozen eggs a week from one of her client's that owns a brood of hens. (Think that's the correct term)? The hens all live outside (free range) and they are fed on proper food, their shells are pretty rock hard. I just love scrambled & boiled eggs, love poached & fried too. Eggs are packed with healthy nutrition and Edwina Currie knows fook all! How do you like your eggs?

Thanks for that, I'm clueless when it comes down to car mechanics. This is the first time I've taken the car to this garage. Going to take the car back to them tomorrow and I'll let you know how I get on.

I've just had my wife's car serviced, just a week ago, the car is a VW Polo 2011 plate with 30k on the clock. Since the car was serviced, we have about five oil patches now on the drive. The car was perfectly fine beforehand and no leaks. Anybody got an idea what's the likely problem? Thanks!

I've donated too.

Bucket fanny alert!

We're off to Croatia in August. Fly from Manchester to Split just 3 hours or so, then a cab to Baska Voda on the Dalmatian coast. Hotel Croatia, check it out on TripAdvisor. Can't wait!

The return of the "Tinkerman" he speaks shite English BTW.

Boro fans moaning saying they're cursed at right back. No club has had it worse than us over the last couple of seasons with serious injuries.

Twatdick must be doing something right, this is his Mrs.

Might not be a bad thing loaning Wilkinson out, 50K fee isn't going to get us very far, so hopefully, Wilkinson can bang a few goals in at Barnsley and we might get more for him.

I can't see us going into administration, but if we don't get a new investor sharpish, I think there won't be many assets left in a couple of years.

Oxberry is minging! seriously, check out her flabby bingo wings, they put me right off my tea.