DazBob

Appreciated

Disappointingly low totty count on those pictures.

Machete Kills out tomorrow. Fucking ace. Might even go to the cinema for this. Anyone who doesn't like this is a bummer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO1WwOQowlg

A friend of mine, Matthew, went into a shop today and said, "I'd like a jar of nectar, a blanket and a cuddly toy bear." The shopkeeper bagged it all up and asked for the cash, but Matt said, "Ah, sorry pal, I've left my money at home." The shopkeeper sighed and said, "Look, if you cut my lawn...we'll call it quits." "That sounds like a raw deal", Matt grunted. "How much was everything?" "In pounds...well, it's one for the honey, two for the throw, three to get teddy now mow, Matt, mow!"

Now in negotiations with him for Watford. Anyone who doesn't go is a shit fan - unless I don't go.

Wiggin

Nope, I'm not going so it doesn't count.

Thanks. Helpful as always. Edit: Anyway, I've found it miself. Off the bottom this time next week. COYBM http://www.manorfive.co.uk/wednesday.html

Is there a website/link for our league?

Anyone who didn't go to Posh last season is the shittest of shit fans.

That sounds like some sort of code to me. You need to ask for a 'cold one out of the back'. Report back on your findings.

As long as you take it for what it is and what it is supposed to be, Machete is fucking ace.

There will be a 'speciality' market on Newport Street. I'd imagine this will include a fair few food stalls. So, in summary, there will be reindeers mooching around, a Santa's grotto, a ferris wheel, an ice rink, a market and also street entertainment. I'd say this should attract a decent enough crowd (in terms of quantity rather than quality), especially families with young children. ... but you think that should all be fucked off because it's an attempt to compete with Manchester, so will ultimately fail? On the back of the grants the council are offering for new businesses in town, it sounds like they're finally getting their heads out of their arses and doing something positive for the town. I might even make the effort to go and check it out despite me being neither cheery nor festive.

That's not hypothetical, it actually happened. Fat Sam said so. Fartside wouldn't give Fat Sam the £100 it would've cost to sign him though .

Think I'm on 6 now. Should be a lot more, my shooting was gash last night. I reckon my attempted toe-bunger last night was the worst shot ever made on that pitch. It says something when even the opposition chuckle.

This. Your 3 year old will be able to work a 'proper' tablet within minutes.

Goal line technology needed!

My initial question was a hypothetical one. Not sure why you think it's a nonsensical one though? Why should we have to wait until there is a 'genuine talent'? The pros, cons, fors and againsts will shirley still be the same ones.

You should be so lucky!

In. Mate too if needed.

I'm available for selection again. Mate will play again if needed.

I'd rather call it a cruel deflection than an OG. Anyway well played chaps. Ee aye ee aye ee aye oh..

The haters would say we'd have conceded less without a 'keeper.

I agree with Traf. I reckon plenty of folk are now bored with the Manchester Christmas markets anyway. I am one of them.

Did we get not get any bonus points for shouting at the team bus?