DazBob

That's harsh. I seem to remember Phil Neal coming across really well on that documentary, giving thoughtful and insighful advice to Taylor.

I'm not sure it would cost less. I'm not a fan of these stats that show how much this prisoner or that prisoner costs as, presumably, these figures are based on a cost absorption model. If her cell was to remain empty for the remainder of her life then the costs per head of the other prisoners would simply increase. I'd have thunk that a helluva lot more work and administration that has to go into an identity change. Anyway, regardless, I'd leave the bitch in her cell and let her rot.

Giving treacle toffee to a dog is one of life's pleasures.

"Do you recognise the chimney shitter?" lolz

Eggsackerley. Going to be a beer festival and only being allowed one drink would be akin to going to a lemon party and only being allowed to shake hands upon arrival.

Not that I agree with Tomski's irrational hatred of Eagles, but you can't simply say "take away 12 goals and 12 assists". Had Eagles not been playing then we wouldn't have been playing with 10 men. Someone else would've been playing who would've chipped in ... but more importantly I think Tomski's saying we'd have conceded a lot less goals if we'd have had a harder working player in his place. It's not too dissimilar to why so many aren't keen on Darren Bent (and dare I suggest Klasnic too). Yes, he'll always score you goals, but he'll contribute absolute fuck all else to a game. That's all good and well if you've got 10 other players who can do all his work and create the chances for him, but when that's not happening then he's neither use nor ornament.

Ignore Tomski. It's all a pretence. He turned up at football last night wearing an alice band, and when he score he did that really gay dance .

Tesco's new tablet looks good for £119. It takes up to 32GB SD card and also has HDMI out. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tech/news/a521714/tesco-hudl-review-a-great-value-for-money-tablet.html

Not at all. That image is far more disturbing than anything ever posted by Spider or Goonzo.

Thanks chaps.

Would a mod please ban Franny. Thanks.

I'll let you know how I get on with the suggestion. I'm not overly confident.

Bastard. I was trying oh so hard to not say I was going with my bird.

he looks like a blacked up Little Whitt.

Far, far, far better players than Chungy have worn our shirt in recent years. He's not, and never has been, worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as Okocha, Djorkaeff, Diouf, Stelios or Ba.

Aye, but I love my history and shit, which is why I want to see stuff like the three Carlos mentioned.

Reet, really fancy Berlin for two or three nights next month. I've had a look and it looks fooking huge. Where's the best area to stay and to sup in? Also, what are the best things to go and see that will take my breath away? Oh, and presumably I shouldn't mention the war? Danke.

Outnumbered.

Sounds like something Ben Dover would produce.

Seriously, WTF, did anyone catch any of this on C4 last night? I caught the last few minutes and from what I could work out there's a studio, an audience, a panel ... and a box in the middle of the studio where couples go into it, fuck, then come out and talk about what they've just been up to with the panel. You can imagine my disappointment as I settled down on the settee, knob in hand, when they went into the box and it wasn't perspex. Anyway, a new low?

That's why I couldn't sleep. I was with them outside your house.

I can imagine being scared of snakes would be a problem if you worked int he reptile house at Chester Zoo ... but not sure it would stop your normal man on the street going about his dialy business. Anyway, Smiffs did this to stop him smooking. How's he getting on with it?

Keep Eagles, get shut of Chungy.

Took me til about 2:00am to get to sleep. That's fucked up.