madthatter

In all seriousness you have to question the US when it comes to Bin Laden. No one can say for sure but from what i can gather the Bush admin were quite pally pally and how many f' ups did the US security make on/surrounding 9/11? He always seemed more like a puppet than a real threat to me. Perhaps im very cynical but there's money to be made from war. Who does it benefit? If your gonna put him up there then id put George W in the same bracket.

I loved camping until I went with my bird last year in Cornwall. Shit weather, a broke tent, a spazzed wrist (me) and how she failed to have anything broken was a minor miracle! My advice; never camp with your missus!

I think i can say with some authority that Mark Hughes is a grade A, sour faced, red lovin cunt!

You'll do for me !!

Neat or nothin Daz! I met a horrible fat German in Tunisia. Hotel was full of ladies of ill repute. I asked him in the pool one day if he was married and he said, (thick german accent) "You don't have to buy ze whole cow to drink ze milk!" Never laughed as much in my whole life. He looked like a fat version of that gestapo mon from Indiana Jones!

Well, id have to say my missus' first but I dont know, cousin, auntie, sister, mum ? Scrap that last one, I was breast fed. Been there Defo behind close doors though SJM, I'm not a scrote!

Ha! I obviously can't offer an opinion but the market's wide and varied, so i hear! Id want to give something for everyone

Now, the thread about breast feedin reminded me about a conversation i've had a few times. Would you drink breast milk? I'll be honest, id try it. Not sure id want it on me weetabix mind but you never know? Got to be very nutritious

Is that big game trumps? im a bit slow on the uptake! If so bang on, used to absolutley love top trumps. Do they make mucky blue ones does anyone know? If not that's me new money makin scheme fer year Mind you i'll need some models. Anyone fancy it? NB?

Hitler would win on top trumps! Seriously though, what about Pol Pot? The killing fields in Cambodia were the grimmest place i've ever been. Teeth, bones and old clothes poppin out the mud . . . and worse. Chilled me to the bone. That mon planned that for years. Anyone ever see Eddie Izzard on murder? said somethin like 'When you see a murderer you think, "twat!", when you see a serial killer you think, "horrible twat!", but when you see a mass murderer you almost think, "Fair play, well done, my my you have been busy!". Words to that effect anyhoo!

If they're nice tits play on, if not, very inconsiderate behaviour. Can't help but look though can you?

Lovely stuff LW!

so i ask....where has it all gone wrong? Where do you start? Im pissed off today cos of last night and will have to control myself before I have a 10 page rant. Players not giving enough and clearly not respecting their position. Rooney publicly slagging fans off for booing being a good example. Im not a 'booer' myself but an international player should be above that. Plus he was gash in that game. Being light years behind tactically and technically. The way a French youth team made us look like statues at Wembley springs to mind. The press. The FA - lack of technical youth development and short sightedness. Look at Germanys' approach, Frances' a few years ago. The fact that we have quality but never fulfil potential. My feeling is that most top 6 club players who have the chance to win things for their clubs give less for England. . . . I want us to do well, as much as Bolton, but it's almost like protecting myself from injury if I don't get my hopes up. We wont win it but Id be happy if we have a go and the players look like they care. And i dont mean simply running their arses off for 90 mins like headless chickens playin hoofball.

The pic in the Sun with the umbrella at Blackburn was the best for me. Our press are a joke. Read a Times article that was slightly more balanced but the knives are definetly out already. Really hope he proves em wrong.

It feels like pea soup fog invading my brain when i try to predict this one. They could be fired up or not turn up. Would guess they'll save top performance for last home game with Woy but who knows? We have to put a performance on and have generally done OK in the 'must wins' this season. Here goes - 2 0 to the whites and QPR to draw with Stoke. First goal is vital!

Only read a few threads but agree with many that Spurs were just too good for us. The worrying thing, although it's nowt new, is that our midfield seems unable to be competitive enough to unsettle teams. We can't tackle basically. Was a bit surprised by 4 4 2 but maybe playing Vela from the start would have been unwise? Not gonna slate Coyle for that given circumstances. Goal was well worked and had we made the most of our chances we might have got something - straw clutching I know! Also, has anyone seen one of our wingers actually go past a full back or even attempt to this season? (tbf they have at times but last night it really frustrated me how they kept turning back) Felt that they were scared to leave gaps but we needed to put more pressure on them first half. Really felt like a nail in the coffin last night. We can beat West Brom and nick something at Stoke so all is not lost but it's a toss of a coin for me now, it's that close.

Just a bit! Every (other) 2 years of my life i've got all excited about tournaments only to be massively disappointed. Consequently, to say im less than excited about this summer is a massive understatment. Redknapp or Woy we'd still be shit. Butter side up n all that

Back. There's almost a kind of sideways pride at front ones as, in some small way, i feel as if i've been a contributing factor.

I love it how it lists what they're in for like a miss world list of sizes . . This is Denise from Salford whose previous includes; not one but two bouts of aggrevated battery, theft, fraud and sexual deviance. Where do i sign ?

Have you ever had a bird let rip whilst in a 'romantic' exchange? If so, what course of action ensued? If not, what do you think the correct course of action should be?

Glad it's not just me then. When Everton loose i feel almost as happy as when we win knowing my mates are sulking. Im sure the feelings mutual.

An ex, a Canadian lass, had never seen an uncircumsized knob before?! Do not understand that . . they say it's cleaner! Cleaner? Surely that skins there for a reason, keepin muck out you'd think oh and cheese growin. And who wants a John Thomas we no feelin? Begs the question Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won?t touch anything unless it?s 20 per cent off! boom boom

It aint happenin is it? For me he wont get the full backing/support of the dressing room.

True but you'd want City to have to win it for the title rather than hoping Utd slip up. All ifs n buts, but if that were the case and Utd were cruising last game would City really match QPR if they were fighting for their life after effectively just loosing title race?

Agree with that. Pulis himself looked shagged on MOTD last night and was winging about them being tired. Would still not like to have to get a result there though. We'll get at least 4 points and stay up. QPR down on goal dif with Villa.