Dimron

So how many on this board have received any advanced training since passing their driving tests?

If you are the best driver in the world you would not be at 80 mph on a road where someone could step out in front of you, good driving is about observation and anticipation skills not showing off your over and under steer, that is for track days

Just had my Friday night treat... scallops with chirizo & garlic with pasta and fried bread with a couple of pints of Gluiness. Mrs Dimron has brought a NowTV pass so time to hit the top shelf and go for it

I was living in a student house in Chapeltown at the time and was interviewed a couple of times... a load of Bolton nutters were stopping over the night Jayne MacDonald was murdered just around the corner and we all had to go to Bolton Police Station and give an account of ourselves for that night... what were you doing on Saturday night with a couple of gallons of Tetleys swilling around inside? Try to remember the precise details one month later! Good riddance to the bastard is all I've got to say

So how about this one... I can weigh myself before and after a crap and there is no difference, so is my crap weightless although it plops into the pan?

So if the weight of the budgies is being transferred downwards by their wing flapping why doesn't the Sea King crush the helpless climber it is about to winch off Snowdon?

I had my right ankle fused over 5 years ago, I still climb ladders etc etc but have to walk like a crab if I walk up a pitched roof, live with it

Waddle should some to some of our training sessions and show us what we are up against when faced with a player who can read the game

I want to believe, help me

I learned about driving with a 3 litre capri with bald tyres in the wet

That long field punt for Diouf to head in v Plovdiv was as accurate as you can get, and that's what he did consistently Unforgettable

Had really bad shoulder pains to the extent I couldn't change gear when driving and felt like shit. Then a big full body massage (yes from a blonde lass), it knocked me out for a couple of days and after I was unstoppable... awake at dawn, full of man hormones and launching myself into all physical work with no shoulder pains at all. Try it before pills and all that, no guarantees but it won't harm and you might get a blonde masseur

Problem is not about laws but enforcement. If I got pulled over by a traffic cop I would shake his hand (covid permitting)

They kicked him out before the morning shift which must be good

Could do with Zico Kelly on Friday (and McAteer running from his balls in midfield) Really been pondering today, if Salford have a player on par at this level with a player like Chris Waddle they will take us apart. I remember him playing for Wednesday at Burnden, his sense of space was second to none.

I've been mulling it over all day, those bastards would love to stuff us on Live Sky TV and I don't believe we have enough in our locker. Sorry to be so depressing and I really want to be proved wrong

Gravity is a bustard

Cowley Brothers?

I thought the Titanic was made of Winston Churchill's bogeys

So what about the bloke crossing a weak bridge with a van full of budgies? He bangs on the side of the van so the birds are flying around when he crosses and saves on weight

Didn't know he was a mackerel snapper

How about a Northerner living down there? I manage building sites. It is well known I do not like scousers on my sites because all the tools get nicked. Over the past few years I have been running jobs in the south east and have discovered an intense dislike of Essex Boys, they hear my Bowton accent, decide I'm a thick northerner and take the piss... they are a lazy bunch of money grabbing tossers, but I always have the last say because I sign off the money. They then realise they are up against an old school northerner with 40 years in the game 🙂 They also know to keep their heads down on Mondays if we've had a shit outing on Saturday

Not Peterborough, I worked there... put a big banana truss over the new stand along the length of the park

Good call, I have been shouting for such a line up for weeks. I was shouting in the second half yesterday, "Let them have the mid-field, we've lost the battles there, go down the centre, get it in their half" We've got to play ugly percentages when needed also

Same here on Windows 10