Sweep

It is, is it called Paul & Julies Pantry or something like that maybe? Tell them you're Carlos when you go in, they're bound to slip you an extra something special into your barm

I always thought you looked like you might be a member of the Vietcong

Quite easy, go on a massive fitness regime between now and say Christmas. Once you're as fit as a flea get a contract with a Premiership club and then whack in 20 goals between January and the end of the season. That way you'll be one of the first picks, especially as we're low on decent strikers. You'll then be there until at least the round of 16, and you can also get Garrp some comps as well. HTH The only issue might be proving English nationality, what with you being a Welshist

You should do it, I reckon it would make an excellent blog

Stevenage or MK Dons please

Indeed Traf, indeed

"Beaver" isn't used anywhere near enough either

Clunge?

Thinking about it, you might......especially as I often go drinking there of a Friday evening

Whats wrong with a good old fashioned name "fanny" - that word seems to have gone out of fashion

Royston is Letchworth and Baldock are OK though

...and also the "r" in Oxford as well

A flat share with Dawson, in Skagen Court

£35 per month. ....thats equivalent to a sausage barm every day...except Sundays when you can have two

Excellent Out if interest, where and when was that taken........

Hull City

Hitchin is a nice town, I'm considering moving there

League 2, why do you ask?

Are they a league team? - anyway they're called Boston United

I think I heard Al Murray (Pub Landlord) ask that question once....Swindon Town

I could have warned you about that, it's fucking grim. If you have to go shopping then either Cambridge or Welwyn Garden City.........but I'd always choose Cambridge first

Did you try to get them out uisng a knife?

I don't want the ticket, but can I have the unlimited sauasage? - I can be there in about 45 minutes

I'm not being serious.....I'm just saving somebody else the bother of posting it

If we don't sign him, and the price really is only £2.2M, then Gartside has got to go